stalking list, summer 2007

where's the goddamn mailwoman, i'm a terrible stalker

srsly i was gonna make myself have a crush on a non-drinker and then i decided that was a stupid idea, for many, many reasons

call the post office and ask. xpost

I can't date non-drinkers because I hate them.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost

i mean, dude has his shirt off enough

xpost oh c'mon!

-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 2, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u_u

i dont think i know any non-drinkers

people drink outside of bars, that's what barbeques, homes with decks, and patios are for. or my living room

i have a deck!

i have dated a non-drinker once! that went...poorly

i tend to avoid crushing on non-smokers too bc in the end i will usually choose weed over them

So you're talking about frugal drinkers, more like.

xpostowhatever

i dated (for all intent and purpose) a non-drinker and it worked for a little bit. until she realized what she thought was quirky and charming behavior on my part may have been indicative of mild retardation or perhaps a traumatic brain injury. after that me getting a little tipsy wasn't so fun and me getting outright wasted at a friend's record release party was the final straw.

I was going to call max out for being vv harsh but then I thought about cigarettes and non-smokers and I knew what I had to do.

it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems

OTM

keeps costs down

it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM) Bookmark Link

ugh.... NO.

my new strategy:

* stay home
* watch cartoons

-- ghost rider, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^

so i'm looking for someone who ABUSES alcohol but not necessarily an alcoholic

Volume discounts.

to be fair i could not have developed my strategy without the thoughtful help of all the ppl i've alienated

this thread gives me hope for humanity (nb i've barely skimmed it)

Well, that explains it.

it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

only if the increase in your consumption is linear and now by a power

well yeah good point.

to be fair i could not have developed my strategy without the thoughtful help of all the ppl i've alienated

^^^ this

I can't stay in and watch cartoons, I'm too busy alienating people with my overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways while still managing (somehow!) never to have a date. It's a lot to juggle.

overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways

every girl i've ever dated

overly combative responses
my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.

weed = linear drug consumption
...

:/

There are more linear drugs.

my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.

-- tehresa, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:32 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

I don't even remember what I did last time :( I think it involved making out in the rain in front of a bodega?

Alcohol = linear

I've been the person who listens to friends vent enough lately that when I started to completely crack up a couple weeks ago I had to practically yell at them for them to pay attention. Maybe that no dating until mid-june resolution of mine would have worked better if I wasn't kind enough to act as a stress sponge for my friends during that time.

I don't think I've ever dated anyone who was at all mothering!

http://www.cs.fsu.edu/~cop4531/slideshow/chapter2/figure2_1_O.gif

THE BIG OH

There is a fine line between mothering and fag hag neediness bullshit

yes

fag hag neediness bullshit? whassat like?

i could go for a couple of linears right now, i've been (illicit) drugless for a stretch and truthfully, it's boring the piss out of me.

guys

i want a beer

now

HEEEEEY it's almost 5pm!! Hooo boy.

Con: I somehow destroyed my ability to metabolize alcohol last week
Pro: I had a good buzz going after two beers when I was tired on saturday

I don't even remember what I did last time :( I think it involved making out in the rain in front of a bodega?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:33 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 4:33 PM) Bookmark Link

i didn't mean i pick fites bc it is good foreplay... i meant it sometimes happens by accident when i am on the path to ruining things :P

ooh yeah, beer sounds good.

strike that, whiskey sounds good.

i dont know if i should drink tonight tho because my chest hurts

1/3 bottle of makers last night O_o

picking fights is actually really good foreplay.

I have a date guys