So you're talking about frugal drinkers, more like.
xpostowhatever
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i dated (for all intent and purpose) a non-drinker and it worked for a little bit. until she realized what she thought was quirky and charming behavior on my part may have been indicative of mild retardation or perhaps a traumatic brain injury. after that me getting a little tipsy wasn't so fun and me getting outright wasted at a friend's record release party was the final straw.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I was going to call max out for being vv harsh but then I thought about cigarettes and non-smokers and I knew what I had to do.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
OTM
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
keeps costs down
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM) Bookmark Link
ugh.... NO.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
my new strategy:
* stay home * watch cartoons
-- ghost rider, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^
― sleep, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
so i'm looking for someone who ABUSES alcohol but not necessarily an alcoholic
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Volume discounts.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
to be fair i could not have developed my strategy without the thoughtful help of all the ppl i've alienated
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread gives me hope for humanity (nb i've barely skimmed it)
― get bent, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, that explains it.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
only if the increase in your consumption is linear and now by a power
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
well yeah good point.
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ this
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't stay in and watch cartoons, I'm too busy alienating people with my overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways while still managing (somehow!) never to have a date. It's a lot to juggle.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways
every girl i've ever dated
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
overly combative responses my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
weed = linear drug consumption ...
:/
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
There are more linear drugs.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.-- tehresa, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:32 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
-- tehresa, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:32 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
I don't even remember what I did last time :( I think it involved making out in the rain in front of a bodega?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Alcohol = linear
I've been the person who listens to friends vent enough lately that when I started to completely crack up a couple weeks ago I had to practically yell at them for them to pay attention. Maybe that no dating until mid-june resolution of mine would have worked better if I wasn't kind enough to act as a stress sponge for my friends during that time.
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think I've ever dated anyone who was at all mothering!
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cs.fsu.edu/~cop4531/slideshow/chapter2/figure2_1_O.gif
THE BIG OH
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
There is a fine line between mothering and fag hag neediness bullshit
yes
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
fag hag neediness bullshit? whassat like?
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i could go for a couple of linears right now, i've been (illicit) drugless for a stretch and truthfully, it's boring the piss out of me.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
guys
i want a beer
now
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
HEEEEEY it's almost 5pm!! Hooo boy.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Con: I somehow destroyed my ability to metabolize alcohol last week Pro: I had a good buzz going after two beers when I was tired on saturday
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:33 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 4:33 PM) Bookmark Link
i didn't mean i pick fites bc it is good foreplay... i meant it sometimes happens by accident when i am on the path to ruining things :P
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
ooh yeah, beer sounds good.
strike that, whiskey sounds good.
i dont know if i should drink tonight tho because my chest hurts
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
1/3 bottle of makers last night O_o
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
picking fights is actually really good foreplay.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I have a date guys
!
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
You know what also sounds good? Some goat cheese wrapped in proscuitto. And look, I have both right here!!
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
minor league baseball w/INFINITE BEER included in ticket price destroyed me yesterday
xpost
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
take it to bragging thread already! xp to jw
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:41 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 4:41 PM) Bookmark Link
if you mean in a playful, flirty way, then yes. but not when it's real. unless you like make up sex THAT much but it seems like a lot of hassle.
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i need to switch back to hard liquor. all this beer is making me plump in the middle again.
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i brought back about $50 of various boozes from the nh state liquor store but all i can think of is sweet, sweet beer :/
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
after beer and gin last weekend, all i can think of is sweet, sweet bourbon!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
well it is summer after all
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
tonight i will drink rye while i stay in and watch cartoons, i think
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
just one beer
and then i will go home
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link