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http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/04/prince-makes-makes-fun-of-paris-hilton.html

― latebloomer, Friday, 27 April 2007 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link

thats like t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧'s long lost Jewish cousin

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

tim AT kfc dot EDU i meant
thanks fuckers

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Tim @ KFC's Israeli deli-owning cousin, most likely

― Hurting 2, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

tasty dali sandwich

http://www.rubinville.com/dailydave/uploaded_images/dali-759417.jpg

― dmr, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Massive cheating takes place in SSC Part-II exams

By Mashiur Rahaman

KARACHI: Wide-scale cheating and mismanagement were reported from all over the city on the second day of the Secondary School Certificate (SSC) Examination Wednesday.

“You can buy a completely solved paper for Rs 500 even at the examination center,” said Mahwish Mirza, a candidate of Town Committee Govt girls School, 5.G., New Karachi, who alleged that all illegal means were available at the examination center with the help of the law enforcement authority and even the teachers. “Unbelievably, the teachers themselves are involved in supplying the papers in collaboration with the police around the center.”

Many students used their cell phones at a government school in Surjani Town during the examination, claimed student Ali Murtaza, adding that students with influential backing were free to do anything they liked and the teachers appeared to be scared of them.

Another candidate, Rais Alvi from Gulshan-e-Iqbal, complained that many students were freely cheating off each other during the exam. “The teaching staff actually announced the arrival of the vigilance team at the center, so that the students could hide their stuff,” he said.

A source at the Hashmaat School in Railway Society Project 5.A. Abul Hassan Isphani Road, said that the school’s management had good relations with the vigilance team and some school officials freely provided the paper to different students before the start of the paper. Also, they alleged that someone present outside the school solved the questions if needed.

Board of Secondary Education Controller of Examinations Salim Khan could not be contacted at his office. The complaint center was only reportedly receiving calls from candidates asking about their admit cards. The office didn’t even register a complaint this reporter tried to tell them about regarding mismanagement at several examination centers. Vigilance Team Deputy Controller Bizatullah declined to answer questions.

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:07 PM (2 days ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

v. Daniel pinkwater

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

First time seeing this genius in action, and all I can say is WOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQgnv_q8viM

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

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shut the fuck up
dane cook is the shit & that's that
if you wanna mouth him go to a damn message board or somethin shit don't post the shit on his videos
fuckin bitches

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

^^notorious ilx racist jay blanchard

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

notorious shirtless fattey jay blanchard

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, as a shirted fattey, I'm kinda offended.

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

TAKE IT ALL OFF DAVID RRRRRRAWR

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/9679/toast6kt.gif

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/elizabethkucinich

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw this magazine cover and it reminded me of that nerf goo gun

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/474827139_98bed4be4d.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Elizabeth Kucinich is English??

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - OMG THAT SONG@!

― jaxon, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

it's from this guy http://www.myspace.com/bardofely1

― jaxon, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CIbMx9bpjtrBQxD6ARj6ATIIZwUpuJgfXqw&ai=Bm6IJblMyRpfGHaL4mAS81eTVA7LvlSCK1sHOApL7_eUMABABGAEgkKHbBDAAOABQpOWrwfj_____AWDJ9viGyKOgGZgBqteCAqABmI6j_QOqAQo0Mjk3Mzc3MDE5sgEKaG90YWlyLmNvbboBCjI1MHgyNTBfYXPIAQPaARZodHRwOi8vd3d3LmhvdGFpci5jb20vgAIBmALoB8ACAagDAcgDBQ

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

should go here

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

but then it would be on ILE, and I wouldn't get to enjoy it :(

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

She's in California

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

On May 4, Elizabeth Harper walked with her boss into Dennis Kucinich's Capitol Hill office for a meeting and immediately noticed three things. In the reception area, she saw a visiting nun in white robes. In his inner office sat a shelf bearing an illustration depicting "light consciousness" and a bust of Gandhi.

She studied the lean and intense congressman and felt an attraction.

"Now this is an interesting man," she thought.

Dennis had also closely observed Elizabeth, a statuesque Englishwoman with waist-length red hair.

"I saw her eyes go to the light consciousness picture, then to the Gandhi bust, then to me," he says. "It was like one, two, three. That's when I knew."

Within an hour, he called his friend, actress Mimi Kennedy, best known for playing Dharma's mother on "Dharma & Greg."

"I met her," Dennis said. Kennedy knew exactly what he meant. She gave a little yelp of joy.

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I would have sex with all this statuesque englishwoman

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

yelp of joy

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

dharma and greg = worst show

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

you see, greg is the straightlaced conservative yuppie, dharma is a yuppy with a hippie aesthetic ... its the original odd couple!

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"lean & intense congressman"

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

More like the original Ned & Stacey!

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Seems like just yesterday that they were having that "Win A Date with Kucinich" contest.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

There'd be a few takers for that around here, if bumper stickers are anything to go by (and aren't they always?).

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

MUST
SEE
PICS

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 28 April 2007 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/17_2007/assss.jpg

― jaxon, Saturday, 28 April 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, Hugh Grant and Hugh Jass in the same photo!

― latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Britan seems like such a whimsical place.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

It's magical.

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 28 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

the cameraman was trying to snap this guy mooning at him -- and then a movie star walks into the frame. that's the kind of place britain is.

― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 28 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/thiscaturday.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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-- remy bean, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:38 (17 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.oxact.org/Charlie%20Brown%20cast%20small.JPG

-- remy bean, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:38 (17 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

what the fuck is that

― s1ocki, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

starring Ben Seaver as Peppermint Patty.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i cant stop loling at schoeder being the oldest one/ playing invisible piano.

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Whammy.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 29 April 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAMMY

― am0n, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/478762726_5ef3376b51_o.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.worsethanfailure.com/Images/200704/bunny.png

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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