WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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Ethan? No wai!!!!

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Note made: Jess and gbx are Americans with British moms.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

ethan was born in vermont but he likes to play that down. his family moved around a lot as a kid, but he and his mom and dad settled in south carolina following stints in newark, trenton, and wilmington. (his dad had some sort of government job, but a boring one.) he had one sister, who was almost grown when he was born, but she's been estranged from the family for years now. when he was growing up he wanted to be a paleontologist and then a cartoonist. his favorite food is pepperoni pizza and his favorite color is black or navy blue. he's lefthanded, and when he was eight he lost the tip of his middle finger on that hand in an accident with a saw. he works as a file clerk for a bank and is currently dating a girl named carrie who is a waitress at a pancake house. he writes for several regional southern hip-hop magazines. he has a cat named jones, like the one in alien. he once stayed at peace vigil for a week to impress a girl.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

i know more, obviously, but i think that's enough for right now.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I heard he looks like Damon Albarn.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm just bored enough today to relate ethan's life story to ilx.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

They both have their own hands, but they come from British moms.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

somebody do me

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

don't any of you bastards take that outta context

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - gladly, but we're both married ;)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

XTRA CREDIT: gbx's mom is Irish.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

But lived in England.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

and his favorite color is black

No shit. ;-)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

iirc, like me, allyzay has been the victim of chihuahua attacks.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

also, her husband likes punching.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

correct! I hate those little creatures.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

my mental image of trife has been El-P

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

his favorite color is black

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users9/ellyloo/default/large-msg-1126923314-2.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys are soft touches.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

suzy is fake british too!? sheesh my mind is blown.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

suzy is from minnesota iirc? but i don't think she really goes out of her way to seem britishes or denigrate americans!!! as far as i can tell she's pretty open about being american actually.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Suzy is from Minnesota. Of course, her grandparents knew EVERYONE that was worth knowing in World War II-era Minneapolis, dahling. I think her grandma went on a date with, like, Fred Astaire or some shit.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm going to continue to feed jaymc faulty information in the hopes of fouling up his system.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I knew you were joking about your British mom. The Ethan stuff I don't know what to believe.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

some of it is actually true!

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, that's what I mean!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

i'll email you everything i know about him for $50 to my paypal acct.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Tempting.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

i'll even throw in transcripts of hours long IM chats about how we're going to die alone and unloved.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

plus, if you act now: detailed discussion of the merits of fat girls over skinny girls.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

possibly including the classic "when a fat girl shaves her pussy it's an affront to god."

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

No one thinks you two are THAT interesting.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

our moms think we're cool

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Your British mom?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

oh man i love this thread

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

c'mon jaymc you know you wanna find out which ilxors we've had sex with. that's database gold.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

love the title change whoever/whenever did that

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY, JESS

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

spill it

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

now I'M curious

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

possibly including the classic "when a fat girl shaves her pussy it's an affront to god."

You can't keep this in the vaults! It needs to be remastered w/bonus traxx.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Paypal ME the $50, and I'll tell you which ILXors I've had phone sex with.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

kenan

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

where my $50

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

No.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

jaymc how do you search for people and find all their posts with a certain word like shakey mo and bag of hammers

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Use ILX Search. Keyword: "bag of hammers." Username: "Shakey Mo Collier."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

that shit never works for me!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Ethan you are so lucky that picture of you as a 14-year-old hoodied backpacker with breastfeeding cheeks seems to have fallen off the internet!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

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