stalking list, summer 2007

Well, that explains it.

it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

only if the increase in your consumption is linear and now by a power

well yeah good point.

to be fair i could not have developed my strategy without the thoughtful help of all the ppl i've alienated

^^^ this

I can't stay in and watch cartoons, I'm too busy alienating people with my overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways while still managing (somehow!) never to have a date. It's a lot to juggle.

overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways

every girl i've ever dated

overly combative responses
my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.

weed = linear drug consumption
...

:/

There are more linear drugs.

my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.

-- tehresa, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:32 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

I don't even remember what I did last time :( I think it involved making out in the rain in front of a bodega?

Alcohol = linear

I've been the person who listens to friends vent enough lately that when I started to completely crack up a couple weeks ago I had to practically yell at them for them to pay attention. Maybe that no dating until mid-june resolution of mine would have worked better if I wasn't kind enough to act as a stress sponge for my friends during that time.

I don't think I've ever dated anyone who was at all mothering!

http://www.cs.fsu.edu/~cop4531/slideshow/chapter2/figure2_1_O.gif

THE BIG OH

There is a fine line between mothering and fag hag neediness bullshit

yes

fag hag neediness bullshit? whassat like?

i could go for a couple of linears right now, i've been (illicit) drugless for a stretch and truthfully, it's boring the piss out of me.

guys

i want a beer

now

HEEEEEY it's almost 5pm!! Hooo boy.

Con: I somehow destroyed my ability to metabolize alcohol last week
Pro: I had a good buzz going after two beers when I was tired on saturday

I don't even remember what I did last time :( I think it involved making out in the rain in front of a bodega?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:33 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 4:33 PM) Bookmark Link

i didn't mean i pick fites bc it is good foreplay... i meant it sometimes happens by accident when i am on the path to ruining things :P

ooh yeah, beer sounds good.

strike that, whiskey sounds good.

i dont know if i should drink tonight tho because my chest hurts

1/3 bottle of makers last night O_o

picking fights is actually really good foreplay.

I have a date guys

!

You know what also sounds good? Some goat cheese wrapped in proscuitto. And look, I have both right here!!

minor league baseball w/INFINITE BEER included in ticket price destroyed me yesterday

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take it to bragging thread already!
xp to jw

picking fights is actually really good foreplay.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:41 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 4:41 PM) Bookmark Link

if you mean in a playful, flirty way, then yes. but not when it's real. unless you like make up sex THAT much but it seems like a lot of hassle.

i need to switch back to hard liquor. all this beer is making me plump in the middle again.

i brought back about $50 of various boozes from the nh state liquor store but all i can think of is sweet, sweet beer :/

after beer and gin last weekend, all i can think of is sweet, sweet bourbon!

well it is summer after all

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tonight i will drink rye while i stay in and watch cartoons, i think

just one beer

and then i will go home

i think i'm gonna...not drink????

famous last words
xp

I should start drinking liquor again but mixing drinks is too much work.

And I can't just drink cups of vodka anymore. :(

yeah i don't have mixers is my deal

can you drink a maker's and...lemonade??

wau

haha yes

adam schefter's nouveau bartending

just buy some ginger ale? or learn to drink maker's like A MAN

schef: YES, BY ALL MEANS

dudes sometimes i wish we all lived in the same house like the seventh heaven family