WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY, JESS

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

spill it

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

now I'M curious

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

possibly including the classic "when a fat girl shaves her pussy it's an affront to god."

You can't keep this in the vaults! It needs to be remastered w/bonus traxx.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Paypal ME the $50, and I'll tell you which ILXors I've had phone sex with.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

kenan

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

where my $50

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

No.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

jaymc how do you search for people and find all their posts with a certain word like shakey mo and bag of hammers

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Use ILX Search. Keyword: "bag of hammers." Username: "Shakey Mo Collier."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

that shit never works for me!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Ethan you are so lucky that picture of you as a 14-year-old hoodied backpacker with breastfeeding cheeks seems to have fallen off the internet!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"breastfeeding cheeks"?? That's golden.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

It's really cute actually

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Paypal ME the $50, and I'll tell you which ILXors I've had phone sex with.

I KNOW ALREADY. GIMME FITTY BUCKS.

or a sandwich. paypal me a sandwich.

ps - why are you guys talking about my moms?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I KNOW ALREADY. GIMME FITTY BUCKS.

??
I must say shit when I'm drunk.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think the phrase "breastfeeding cheeks" can be highlighted enough here.

― Dan (O.O) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm going to guess! four letters?

"_ _ _ _"

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

hint: LIKES CLARINET

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link

????!?!?!?!?

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://myspace-206.vo.llnwd.net/00688/60/24/688264206_l.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

amirite????

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link

jaymc had phone sex with himself?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

NO, STUPID.

i want my fifty dollars.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.sohoweeklynews.com/Book/ShowBiz/woody_allen_plays_clarinet_std.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

omg

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

no.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I want to know who's had sex with who. jess, im sending you $50.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

ILX Secrets
c/o Strongo Hulkington
P.O. Box 1212
Baltimore, MD 21201

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

i'll tell you who i've had sex with for $2.50

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

plz outline that sentence.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

WHERE DO I SHOT CHEAP WHORES!?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i know some ilxors who have had sex with each other, i think. well, i didnt 'know' them.

i wonder what jaymc has in his files about me.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

i've already sent a request to him for your file under the freedom of information act

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Does it count if I had sex with ILXors before/outside of ILX?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

still counts laurel. but with an asterisk. (*)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

that marks the 5th time i've used that word today.

asterisk. 6.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i think i know who laurel boned!
i wont tell a SOUL, dont worry.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg ?

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

damnit, leave it up to super sleuth harvell to figure it out

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

well i mean, who hasnt

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I did DATE one for two years. But that has lots of asterisks, it was over before ILX and he's not around anymore, anyway.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Stop making excuses, they're going to think you're me after a while.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Most of the goss is in my misspent youth, to be honest. By which I mean up until about three years ago.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

You and me both. 3 years ago is like my version of 9/11 or something. February 2003, never forget.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i havent made nearly enough goss yet. im hoping to make some IN THE NEAR FUTURE!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg ?

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

3 years ago is like my version of 9/11 or something. February 2003, never forget.

god, what was up with 2003?

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet Mandee knows the ilxors I've slept with.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

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