isn't wikipedia cute

Oh my god!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Fluxblog&diff=prev&oldid=148593258

Ha ha haha ha ha! Fuck!

I guess the WikiScanner is old news already, yes?

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/08/vote-on-the-top.html

Pretty awesome shit tho.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/hard_to_tell_if_wikipedia?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

i am crying with laughter

Merge with Obie Trice

OBIE TRICE

I understand the previous poster's viewpoint, as I have been heavily involved with Obie Trice fanclubness in my time, but I believe my fame as an internet MP3 hitmaker should see me safe for the Wiki mods! MatthewPerpetua 19:25, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

haaaa

Wow @ the wikiscanner!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Momus_%28artist%29&diff=150767369&oldid=148897516

"Well obviously we all got webbed in when Vince Riordan become their roadie that we all got involved within the Sham and I think West Ham just put their name to it. It was a great time. One of the best times I had was at one of their concerts at Canterbury Odeon and we were all there sitting around as the band were doing the sound check thing for the concert when all the sudden 20 -30 Hell Angels walked in. We all looked up and everyone was shitting themselves, we were like early twenties then, but these were like monsters coming in, proper geezers and then we realised that was the gig security because they stood round the whole stage and they were as good as gold with us. But that was a great weekend. Dave Cassidy was there, Dickle, Grant Fleming, all the old faces." —Momus' on his best memories of running with West Ham's football hooligan firms

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Japanther&curid=2564848&diff=154298279&oldid=149619818

lol, wikiscanner

http://www.brandweeknrx.com/2007/08/abbott-caught-a.html

Police: Sometimes patrolling the cities on foot or by car, they will appear once the alertness level reaches the second stage. They are armed with either pistols (Colt 1911s) or shotguns. They take more damage than farmers and regular civilians, requiring two disintegrator shots, more Zap-O-Matic, or longer brain extraction time. Cortex scans reveal them to be crooked cops who feel they are above the law and often taking bribes. They are not present in Area 42, where they are replaced by the Army. Though they are American, oddly they all have an Irish accent. This is most likely a homage to The Untouchables, where Sean Connery played an Irish cop in 1930s America. His 'accent' was noted for sounding more Scottish than Irish.

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RIP. Brought down by a combination of hen fap and allegations of holocaust denial.

The bastards.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fluxblog&diff=next&oldid=152876241

LOL@ "cranium knack"

*bows*

I guessed as much.

This image is of a cereal box cover, and the copyright for it is most likely owned by the manufacturer of the breakfast cereal. It is believed that the use of low-resolution images of cereal box covers

* to illustrate the cereal in question
* on the English-language Wikipedia, hosted on servers in the United States by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation,

qualifies as fair use under United States copyright law. Other use of this image, on Wikipedia or elsewhere, may be copyright infringement.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Leap_%28TV_series%29

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/600px_Muffin-Top.jpg/300px-600px_Muffin-Top.jpg

^^^^^ very educational

who is Can't sleep, clown will eat me and why is s/he lame?

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Eternal_September&curid=507805&diff=156238621&oldid=156207956

"Flagpole Sitta" is a song by Harvey Danger from their 1998 album, Where Have All the Merrymakers Gone?. It was released as a single on September 22, 1998. The song gained popularity after Matthew Perpetua gave a YSI link of the album to a KNDD DJ. Shortly after this, it was picked up by KROQ, resulting in the song appearing in Billboard's top 40 and number one on the magazine's Modern Rock Tracks chart.

so sick of the bottom half of any entry on something out of myth or theology being taken up by loving description of how it's been ripped off by some fucking anime or square/enix game.

stfu nerds

or the ORLY owl!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=East_Williamsburg%2C_Brooklyn&curid=549646&diff=157672053&oldid=155486630

^ OK WHO WAS IT

rofl

The Platters

The Platters were a successful vocal group of the early rock and roll era. Their distinctive sound was a bridge between the pre-rock Tin Pan Alley tradition, and the burgeoning new genre. The act went through many personnel changes, with the most successful incarnation comprising lead tenor Tony Williams, David Lynch, Paul Robi, Herb Reed, and Zola Taylor.

BEFORE I BEGIN, they do not like Christina Aguilera. BOTTOM LINE! Deal with that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter_%28businessman%29

^ though he probably deserves his own thread

# In the role-playing game Final Fantasy VIII the Guardian Force Brothers form a pair of minotaurs.
# In World of Warcraft the Tauren race is based on the Minotaur.
# In God of War the Minotaur is a common enemy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ifrit#Use_in_computer_games

rrrrrrrrrrr

so sick of the bottom half of any entry on something out of myth or theology being taken up by loving description of how it's been ripped off by some fucking anime or square/enix game.

so otm, a friend and I have thought about going through a bunch of articles and just killing all video game references on religion/history/mythology articles

Better still, go through wikipedia and add a shitload of video game references to every article you can find!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_Garland#Use_in_computer_games

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archduke_Ferdinand#Use_in_computer_games

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_era#Use_in_computer_games

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_T57#Use_in_computer_games

etc etc etc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_Garland#Use_in_Video_Games

LOLOLOLOL.

haha

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dom_Passantino&diff=158759537&oldid=158758848

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Orange_%28colour%29&diff=prev&oldid=158103320

Let's save Tony Orlando's house (for the third time), guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Dom_Passantino_%283rd_nomination%29

Holy crap, "MatthewPereptua" called a "respected admin" a troll! Call out hte cavraly!

i really love all the non-sequitur vandalism, high school crime of opportunity type stuff, it's EVERYWHERE

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sophie%27s_Choice_%28novel%29&diff=prev&oldid=155260533

Trivia

* The "Slim Guy" was a playable character, unlocked by default, in Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2 and the original.
* In the television show The Office, Michael Scott refers to employee Jim Halpert as "Slim Jim".
* While acting as a spokesperson for Slim Jim, WCW wrestler "Macho Man" Randy Savage was ambushed by the NWO and whipped with Slim Jims on the company's WCW Monday Nitro program.
* In the movie Blades of Glory, Slim Jim wrappers can be seen in Chazz Michael Michaels' hotel room.
* In the Comedy Central special 15 Degrees Off Cool, Bill Engval noted that Slim Jims would make perfect straws for beer.
* In a skit on the Andy Milonakis show, Andy eats several slim jims, falls asleep, and when he wakes up his limbs are replaced with slim jims.
* Kim Gordon has been anounced as the new spokesperson for Slim Jim; appearing in adds with a bass guitar with Slim Jim strings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_Me_in_the_Ass

Ümlaut are supposedly "nomads and squatters, traveling from place to place",[citation needed] on large, fast motorcycles.

Jebus

See also Jebus.

Jebus (sometimes spelled Jeebus) is Homer's confusion of the name Jesus, first seen in the season eleven episode "Missionary: Impossible" (2000).

When asked to be a missionary, Homer replies, "I’m no missionary. I don’t even believe in Jebus!" When the plane that is carrying Homer to do missionary work is taking off, he cries, "Save me, Jebus!" When Homer is attempting to use a shortwave radio, the family hear Homer saying "Jebus, where are you? Homer to Jebus!" In celebration of the 300th Simpsons episode in 2003, the word was listed as 125 in The Observer's " 300 reasons why we love The Simpsons."[3]

In The Simpsons Movie, Homer invokes Jebus again, and the line has made its way into an officially licensed t-shirt.[4] The word is discussed in The Gospel According to the Simpsons: The Spiritual Life of the World's Most Animated Family.[5] Additionally, in Planet Simpson: How a Cartoon Masterpiece Defined a Generation, "jebus" has spawned numerous parody websites popularizing the word.[6]

There is no confirmed connection between the use of "jebus" on the Simpsons and its use in the Family Guy episode Holy Crap.

^
Pretty much 60% of wikipedia.

i'll wager there are probably more entries on optimus prime's sexuality than entries on cancer research or something

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse

first line

also a euphemism for the w33d

ha the seahorse entry has had a shitload of vandalism wtf