truth bombs

they r both muppet babies iirc

wait r we all muppet babies

shit

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND MAKE BELIEVE

My least favorite thing in the world as a child was Frankie Valli-style falsetto, and I think the strong element of that in the theme song rubbed off on my feelinga bout the MupBabes. I've always hated the Muppet Babies.

i really hated that as a i kid too! Weird!

Kermit had a deep voice for a baby

i think the original thing whiney said was genuine amazement at how young you are, Lamp.

haha idk ive hardly been posting much over the last two weeks (well before today) and like every day i post hes had some (seemingly?) snide comment abt me being a teenager but w/e

i think im only like 5 years or so younger than whiney but my frame of cultural reference is p weird cuz my parents were super strict about how much and what kind of tv/movies i could watch as a kid

anyway r.i.p. noize board mods

the only show my mom disallowed me from watching was Beavis and Butthead, and then of course I watched it anyway...and then eventually I put an episode on and she thought it was funny

isn't whiney like mid-30s

I'm really concerned w/ the ages of people on ilx cause I feel like we get no fresh blood

i identified with whiney's post because i think of y'all as my age, 32, until i find out that super interesting and stylish writers on here are like 15 and it blows my mind.

so i read his post to you as like that, Lamp

ur alls muppet babies to me

yeah brodie is incredible

lol

who are the super interesting and stylish fifteen year olds on ilx?

he is the only teenage regular! the only one!

15 was hyperbole guys, i meant anyone younger than i. how dare u exist and be so young.

we have no idea what cool things teenagers are doing today, what cool slang they use

iatee you're in that category as far as i can tell

^^^

fuckin teenagers with their sustainable living and backwards names and shit

my lifestyle isn't that sustainable I just like guilting people

I was reading about this guy who lives in caves today and has like zero footprint and I was kinda jealous

cool

^ old

^lame

isnt lamp just out of college or something? or grad school age?

i thought he was 5 yrs younger than me. and i'm like 4 years younger than whiney. i think

i am 26 idk how old whiney is

i guess i thought he was 31

omg you're like a tiny muppet baby!

xp

one cool thing about actual young people avoiding this site is that even 10 years from now I can be young

v cool

you will be dead by then prolly

because of bored to death by u?

one cool thing about actual young people avoiding this site is that even 10 years from now I can be young

ha OTM I'm 28 and I still feel like the fresh face of Noxzema

^lame
xp

certain people will always be young: Abbott, max, j0rdan S

anyway im really sorry for not taking this to one of the several hundred threads dedicated to whiney-related meta bullshit but maybe if i burn this w33d in honor of the ghosts of jw and cutty theyll come back and itll be 2005 and i can be a real teenager again and this thread can have all my posts deleted

oh ok im only 2 yrs older than lamp.

someone should make a chart for reference

i was thinking our ages should appear after the timestamp

crut will always be a teen to me

(sorry crut)

the font size of your post should be tied to your age, the older you get the smaller the text

^i kinda support this

the font size of your post should be tied to your height imo