stalking list, summer 2007

i would sleep with his daughters to "test" him

also i have no idea what you guys are talking about but i'll live with all these white alcoholics

do i even HAVE lemonade is the real question i should be asking myself

i am bringing a flask with me everywhere i go this week :/
well, besides work i mean

i actually have both lemonade and makers!

PARTY AT STRONGO'S

haha "group house" sounds dangerously close to "group home"

i am so getting on the marc tonight

then i guess i'll just wander around baltimore screaming "jess? jess?" until some kindly person takes me to you.

EVERYONE WELCOME

IT SMELLS LIKE CHEESE AND DIRTY TOWELS RIGHT NOW

I was just wondering that "the marc" was; thanks for clearing that up.

AWESOME THAT'S MY FAVORITE PARTY SMELL

wait i like the idea that the marc is something besides a train, i think we should start using the phrase "getting on the marc" as a euphemism for drinking as if we don't already have enough of those

I had a bottle of that "real lemon" concentrate crap that I made lemonade with for mixers once. I think I mixed it with wild turkey. mmmm

So speaking of stalking and traveling to other cities, I tried to flickr-stalk bus-from-DC seat-mate but with no useful results. I fail even as a stalker.

WHY IS MY DATE NOT CALLING ME AND INSTEAD CRAZY HIPPIE GIRL KEEPS CALLING AND TEXTING

GO BACK TO BONAROOOOO!!!!!

mh that's some kind of mythbusters level of experiment

after the last burrito humanity has given up on ME

http://www.metallibrary.ru/bands/discographies/images/ozzy_osbourne/photos/ozzy_osbourne_01.jpg

Burrito or pigeon. Hmmm.

more than even beer right now, i want a burrito, or several tacos

BTW, guys I am the best stalker ever

Yes, that's how I like to picture Jess.

I'm not very good at stalking someone whose last name I don't know though. :(

This reminds me that I forgot to ask my stalker how he hacked into my email account.

lol @ bonarooo!

She was seriously there!!!!! For her job.

Stupid overeager hippie slutty voice on my voicemail. :( leave me alone!!!!!!!

Mmmmm bell, I wanted tacos, well, any TexMex really, SO CRAVINGLY BADLY and I got them yesterday and it was very heaven. I wish the same for you in your tacular pursuits.

maybe she will leave soon for burning man or something.

If my date bails on me, who wants to hang out?

xpost she leaves thurs... also i think she is going there at some point

damn it i always want ceviche on mondays but is bad day for fish :(

guys i need a drink

or i am going to post missed connections with anybody i can remember (including cartoon characters) till my phone blows up

deep breaths

i am also craving the baked beans from fette sau

was going to get last night, but there was a line out the door :(

Hey I texted the world's best bartender to see if he has new Mon pm plans, I cd use a tipple too. Will report back.

Laurel, do u want skeeballs

...it's a possibility? I am not necc skeeball luvvah, though. That is sleeeeeeeep and TZA.

well there's budz

and buds

and bud sudz

we have no good skeeball in this town :(

skee ball is cheap happy hour place. also easy to get to from midtown!

But so hard to get home. :( Bike needed.

solution = go home with a boy

don't you have a date?

That is one possible solution, yes. Sleeping in an alley under a cardboard box is another one.

cardboard box built for two

reminds me of my romantic hangouts circa a few years back

once my ex and i bought a handle of "mike's hard frozen lemonade mix" that youre supposed to mix w/ ice and blend or something but we just put it and some water (3:1 ratio) in those frozen popsicle makers so we could have mike's hard lemonade popsicles. but they didnt freeze very well so we ended up scooping what amounted to mike's hard slush out of the thing and getting really wasted at like 3pm on a friday... anyway the reason this is an especially great story for this thread is because we were really drunk so we got in a huge (foreplay) fight and then "made up" by 7 or 8 and then both ended up passing out at 1030 watching entourage and didnt go out at all.