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"bloopblorp is a site that lets you share the things you like with others in your network."

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"

the late great, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

andrew bloopblorp, media probopaploor

goole, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

Fartgasm to buy Boopblorp for $1 trillion in cash and stock.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

ugh bloopblorp sry uncool

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

f it im going back to wen

lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

bloopblorp is a fun and quirky way to share your thoughts with our Blorpmonster overlords

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

^^ truth blorp

ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

"bloop your friends, and blorp them back"

dying!

and i don't even care, similar to how a badass would respond (Abbbottt), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

w/e, Fartgasm is what my grandma uses

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

she sure does, rowr

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

bloop it up blorpball

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

smh if u cant find a use for dragons
― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 10, 2012

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

basically just looks & acts like david schwimmer

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

re: drake

some dude, Friday, 11 May 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

awesome

flopson, Friday, 11 May 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Ayo contendo just fyi man you don't have deeply contemplate every single thing on the internet

― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, May 12, 2012 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dayo, Sunday, 13 May 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

^^^

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's funny because it's true

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

but why is it true

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

please keep it under three paragraphs

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

trying to fill a nabisco-shaped hole in ilx

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

ha, was thinking the same thing

The Unbassful Serpent (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to a leader who fulfills Biblical prophecies concerning an adversary of Christ, while resembling him in a deceptive manner. The antichrist will seemingly provide for the needs of the people but deny them ultimate salvation.

Christine Green Sissymanwhore Dragon Indigo (buzza), Monday, 14 May 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

hey where is nabisco?

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

contenderizer have you ever considered blogging

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

he's considered everything

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

nabisco still posts from time to time, but i think he's too busy getting paid good money to write paragraphs of OTM to spend any more time dicking around here w/ us

also didnt he get married in the last few years?

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

Xp:
Lost his mind and can't post no more

The Unbassful Serpent (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

bnw, Monday, 14 May 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

OTM

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

― bnw, Monday, May 14, 2012 4:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

yeah

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 14 May 2012 06:06 (twelve years ago) link

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

yup

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 14 May 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

is there any particular reason? he on tv right now?

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

naw, he's just gonna write some pop culture book and show up on there
it seems a fait accompli

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

o i c

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/887/200pxthesecretlogo.jpg

bamcquern, Monday, 14 May 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

I am happy for the 'bisco, wasting all that prose on us was a crime.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.galapagosdesign.com/original/images/Bisco.gif

flopson, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

god singer rules so hard

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

this is a common ilx thing. it's totally normal. ilxors get stuck in a pattern of either swapping puns in to common song lyrics, or making a string of bizarro jokes. i think it just needs to be rebooted?

― Mordy, Thursday, May 24, 2012 11:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

You can lead an ILXor to water...

pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

so not a bomb

bnw, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

is rebooted even a horse ref?

flopson, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

reshoed

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

every city probably has its own self-appointed cheerleader and all of them are stuck in a dream of "vibrant culture" that a 20 yr-old wd blush at

― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 May 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

i definitely understand if people think gay rumors about celebs are distasteful, but with travolta it's like katt williams' thing on whitney houston - "nobody says the same shit about you for twenty years. If a mother fucker calls you a crack head for twenty years, you are smoking crack."

― da croupier, Sunday, July 1, 2012 10:36 PM

the late great, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

actually just wanted to pick out this part

"nobody says the same shit about you for twenty years. If a mother fucker calls you a crack head for twenty years, you are smoking crack."

the late great, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link


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