truth bombs

she sure does, rowr

bloop it up blorpball

smh if u cant find a use for dragons
― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 10, 2012

basically just looks & acts like david schwimmer

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

re: drake

hahaha

awesome

Ayo contendo just fyi man you don't have deeply contemplate every single thing on the internet

― Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, May 12, 2012 8:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

^^^

it's funny because it's true

but why is it true

please keep it under three paragraphs

trying to fill a nabisco-shaped hole in ilx

ha, was thinking the same thing

The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to a leader who fulfills Biblical prophecies concerning an adversary of Christ, while resembling him in a deceptive manner. The antichrist will seemingly provide for the needs of the people but deny them ultimate salvation.

hey where is nabisco?

contenderizer have you ever considered blogging

he's considered everything

nabisco still posts from time to time, but i think he's too busy getting paid good money to write paragraphs of OTM to spend any more time dicking around here w/ us

also didnt he get married in the last few years?

Xp:
Lost his mind and can't post no more

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

OTM

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

― bnw, Monday, May 14, 2012 4:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

yup

is there any particular reason? he on tv right now?

naw, he's just gonna write some pop culture book and show up on there
it seems a fait accompli

o i c

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/887/200pxthesecretlogo.jpg

I am happy for the 'bisco, wasting all that prose on us was a crime.

http://www.google.ca/imgres?start=110&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1024&bih=587&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=gF17zqpbNpJmWM:&imgrefurl=http://www.galapagosdesign.com/original/bisco.htm&docid=Ns-o0_-2MSZRjM&imgurl=http://www.galapagosdesign.com/original/images/Bisco.gif&w=399&h=213&ei=h3q2T8CNLcrf6QG4wsH1Cg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=568&vpy=310&dur=6056&hovh=164&hovw=307&tx=152&ty=89&sig=117326635767107048620&page=6&tbnh=90&tbnw=169&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:22,s:110,i:103

http://www.galapagosdesign.com/original/images/Bisco.gif

god singer rules so hard

this is a common ilx thing. it's totally normal. ilxors get stuck in a pattern of either swapping puns in to common song lyrics, or making a string of bizarro jokes. i think it just needs to be rebooted?

― Mordy, Thursday, May 24, 2012 11:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You can lead an ILXor to water...

so not a bomb

is rebooted even a horse ref?

reshoed

every city probably has its own self-appointed cheerleader and all of them are stuck in a dream of "vibrant culture" that a 20 yr-old wd blush at

― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i definitely understand if people think gay rumors about celebs are distasteful, but with travolta it's like katt williams' thing on whitney houston - "nobody says the same shit about you for twenty years. If a mother fucker calls you a crack head for twenty years, you are smoking crack."

― da croupier, Sunday, July 1, 2012 10:36 PM

actually just wanted to pick out this part

"nobody says the same shit about you for twenty years. If a mother fucker calls you a crack head for twenty years, you are smoking crack."

Yeah that was pretty brilliant.

ilx never met an analogy it couldn't drag out to its logical extreme to the point of total nonsense in record time

― abandon al ships (some dude), Monday, 2 July 2012 17:49 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

reduXoR ad absurdum

Circular firing squads are OK as long as we're all firing outwards.

― Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Sunday, July 1, 2012 9:36 AM

However there are a lot of posters who just straight-up aren't willing to accept that other viewpoints exist or use THAT as a springboard for massive character judgements on issues that they barely understand themselves. Not "here's what's wrong with what you said" but rather "here's what's wrong with what I hope you meant".

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:56 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you'd rather wait in long-ass line for a free promotional slurpee than just stroll in on the other 364 days and throw down a $1.50, you could learn a few lessons on being an adult, imo

― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 11:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't get to say it a lot but whiney otm

i never considered the weird relationship many ppl have to time/money/"free stuff" as an aspect of adulthood/maturity but ok

adults who buy slurpees worst rikki lake episode ever.