WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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I bet Mandee knows the ilxors I've slept with.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, yeah, i do! a few, i think.
you know one of mine, too. but it's similar to laurel's situation.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder if any of this in the jaymc files

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

2003 was apparently "year of Scorpio" according to Wiki, but that's the best I could come up with.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

2003 sucked ass but 2004 was worse.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys are all crepes

get one outside

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i mean, there are indie kids and fatteys everywhere

no need to troll the internet for them

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

All of the intra-Sinister fucking is too much of a mess for me to follow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

you can do hot links in excel

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

new answers, pls

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I slept with lady pooperton.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

do you guys put it in teh pooper?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

hi five, dude!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

MY POOPER WEIGHS A TON

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Chaki can't work out Alba?

This thread is amazing.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYONE MAN. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

heres a pic of rumpie
http://i6.tinypic.com/120nyvr.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

public enemy (my uzi weighs a ton)/jungle brothers (my jimmy weighs a ton)

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link

GAH! rumpie pic of hugeness. GAH!

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I'm just surprised that she isn't swimming in some bodily fluid...

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

mkdir rumpie

one thing i know about rumpie is she refers to her bf's genitals as "grocery groin" and that's something i really respect

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2214-1/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

rm -r rumpie

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 9 June 2006 03:50 (eighteen years ago) link

why why why did i just read this whole thread

i hate jaymc.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 9 June 2006 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Sand in pussy?

plz for less rumpie info forever.

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago) link

it's funny how that huge picture still gives you no idea what she looks like

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 June 2006 06:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I still can't figure out the balls the size of kiwis thing--isn't that normal size? Do they just get HUGE kiwi fruits in the UK or have I been blessed to know a number of men with grocery groins, too??? Maybe she's had a lot of dudes who had NO testicles which would be weird.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you've been eating small kiwis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

ally, according to wikipedia, the average kiwifruit it 5 to 8 cm long. in your experience, is average testicle size you've encountered 2.5 inches?? that's huge, bro!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

what about YOUR EXPERIENCE?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i think there is a misunderstanding here

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Well now I know way more about TOMBOT than I need to.

― Dan (Legs Akimbo!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.worldofwearableart.com/winners/images/151_25.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

in my experience? balls RARELY come that large.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

do big ball(ed) men release more manglue?

(serious question)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

YES

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.jhn.se/images/kiwi.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

it is kind of hard to compare mentally and you can't be like oh hold on let me see if this kiwi is bigger or smaller so it seems like kiwi would be an average ball size when you don't have a kiwi right there but i am pretty sure a kiwi sized testicle would actually be quite large, yes xposts

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

man what a long sentence i made

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

It's almost kiwi-sized.

― Dan (Full Circle) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

individual v. collective, people

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

OK so either you've all got small genitalia or I only know freaks. Unless for some weird ass reason you guys are actually discussing the internal bits and not including the sack part at all, in which case I don't even know WHAT to say.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yeah i was totally thinking individual balls

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY

THE SCROTUM IS NOT THE TESTICLE

PLEASE TO COUNT TESTICLES ONE BY ONE

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

man what a long sentence i made

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), June 9th, 2006. (caitxa1) (later) (link) (admin)

but a very otm long sentence! what you said was exactly what i was thinking.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, sack vs. testes, clarity achieved.

OMG ew now I'm imagining kiwis shaped like ballsacks.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

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