WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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I slept with lady pooperton.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

do you guys put it in teh pooper?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

hi five, dude!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

MY POOPER WEIGHS A TON

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Chaki can't work out Alba?

This thread is amazing.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYONE MAN. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

heres a pic of rumpie
http://i6.tinypic.com/120nyvr.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

public enemy (my uzi weighs a ton)/jungle brothers (my jimmy weighs a ton)

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link

GAH! rumpie pic of hugeness. GAH!

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I'm just surprised that she isn't swimming in some bodily fluid...

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

mkdir rumpie

one thing i know about rumpie is she refers to her bf's genitals as "grocery groin" and that's something i really respect

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2214-1/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

rm -r rumpie

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 9 June 2006 03:50 (eighteen years ago) link

why why why did i just read this whole thread

i hate jaymc.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 9 June 2006 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Sand in pussy?

plz for less rumpie info forever.

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago) link

it's funny how that huge picture still gives you no idea what she looks like

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 June 2006 06:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I still can't figure out the balls the size of kiwis thing--isn't that normal size? Do they just get HUGE kiwi fruits in the UK or have I been blessed to know a number of men with grocery groins, too??? Maybe she's had a lot of dudes who had NO testicles which would be weird.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you've been eating small kiwis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

ally, according to wikipedia, the average kiwifruit it 5 to 8 cm long. in your experience, is average testicle size you've encountered 2.5 inches?? that's huge, bro!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

what about YOUR EXPERIENCE?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i think there is a misunderstanding here

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Well now I know way more about TOMBOT than I need to.

― Dan (Legs Akimbo!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.worldofwearableart.com/winners/images/151_25.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

in my experience? balls RARELY come that large.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

do big ball(ed) men release more manglue?

(serious question)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

YES

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.jhn.se/images/kiwi.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

it is kind of hard to compare mentally and you can't be like oh hold on let me see if this kiwi is bigger or smaller so it seems like kiwi would be an average ball size when you don't have a kiwi right there but i am pretty sure a kiwi sized testicle would actually be quite large, yes xposts

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

man what a long sentence i made

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

It's almost kiwi-sized.

― Dan (Full Circle) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

individual v. collective, people

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

OK so either you've all got small genitalia or I only know freaks. Unless for some weird ass reason you guys are actually discussing the internal bits and not including the sack part at all, in which case I don't even know WHAT to say.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yeah i was totally thinking individual balls

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY

THE SCROTUM IS NOT THE TESTICLE

PLEASE TO COUNT TESTICLES ONE BY ONE

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

man what a long sentence i made

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), June 9th, 2006. (caitxa1) (later) (link) (admin)

but a very otm long sentence! what you said was exactly what i was thinking.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, sack vs. testes, clarity achieved.

OMG ew now I'm imagining kiwis shaped like ballsacks.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

IOW, you're imagining kiwis?

― Dan (???) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Please don't make me use pictures to illustrate the difference between a round kiwi and a drooping ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

NO I'm not. I'm talking about individual but including the length of the sack. If the entire thing is kiwi sized I think that is smaller than normal.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

dudes, why are we talking about balls???

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

oh man, if u gotta ask youll never know

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

ally, your metrics are all messed up

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.useddishes.com/gallery/teabag.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet somewhere on intarnets there is a picture of Tuomas holding a kiwi up next to his ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

why NOT talk about balls? We can go back to Sinister sexcapades if you want!

Anyway maybe I AM talking about the testicles themselves. I've confused myself by this point. All I know is that I was just like "SO WAHT WHO HASN'T SEEN THAT?" to grocery groin.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

where's that retarded size queen thread nude spock started to announce his micro penis, I wanna help the dude who reposted a dildo conversation pretending it was all about actual penises and repost my post just there!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

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