Whineys selling a artisanal, typewritten box of his own tweets seems line more of an open goal there
― listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, September 16, 2012 6:21 PM (25 minutes ago)
i had forgotten about that
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
out housein the middle of our zine
― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:35 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^^^^
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
I agree w/ floppy
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
SNL did a Matthew Perry GOON joke last night, thought of all you.
― pplains, Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
would have allowed this
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
same xp
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
looks like some ppl itt aren't wearing their fun shirts
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
uh oh I'm defending a weak sauce zing
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
order in the zing court
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
I can't believe I'm buying spin for this
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
haha whiney does not mine ilm for spin articles. Never said he did either. It was just a throwaway one liner. It was never meant as a 'zing'. Can't believe anyone is arguing over its merits!
― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
welcome to ilx
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
your honor i rest my case
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
it's time we demanded better
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
wow timeouts for all y'all
― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
haha seriously
― tuomas without a nose ring (The Reverend), Sunday, 16 September 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
...
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
next you'll say we can't argue over display names
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Sunday, 16 September 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
YELLOW CARD
― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
you're the one who came in to a thread dedicated to celebrating fights between posters and asked ppl to stop fighting
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
yellow card for YOU, sir
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
some really top notch zing lawyering going on here, i mostly posted it because whiney submitted a motion for quick dismissal in thread, but anyway imho the zing lies in the sentiment why would anyone buy a printed thing about music, which describes spin but not the topic under discussion
― lag∞n, Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
i did? you mean this thread?
― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
something kinda poignant about watching the ol' goalkeeper try and fail to score a point on someone else if you ask me
― some dude, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
your honor the defense moves to have this case continued in lazy zings thread
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
its a good zing u all are just being pedantic AS USUAL
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
^otm
― tuomas without a nose ring (The Reverend), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
heh i thought your "really top notch zing lawyering" comment was meant in earnest tbh :o[
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
well it is good zing lawyering, but zing lawyering is bad, gentlemen of the jury
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
OBJECTION council is not on trial here
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
OVERRULED!!!
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link
ftr i thought it was a good zing AND you're all pantywaists too
― the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
case dismissed due to being boring
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
― some dude, Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1130087_o.gif
― een, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
really what can one do with an ilx law degree these days, board lawyering opportunities have really dried up
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
artisanal craft board lawyering
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
roxymuzak's judgment affirmed, case dismissed
will the zing bailiff please bring forth a new defendant
― barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
I am reading this thread in an actual irl Crown Court
― kinder, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
It will take some mighty powerful medicine to remove the stank of Harry Potter from the minds of future movie-goer and Mr. Radcliffe shall seek it at the far edges of the movie universe. He's probably got his agent touting every action-hero and heroin-addict part that bounces past him.
― Aimless, Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:43 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
one more button, u hairy geek
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:45 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
idgi
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
*bangs gavel* zing court is now in session
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
i just want to understand this zing, i mean it looks p good but like what is morbs talking abt, buttons?
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
fuck buttons
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
button, button...who fucked the button?
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/harry_potter_movie_poster_button-p145398030977369209en8go_400.jpg
― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
i thought morbs was just talking about the picture of radcliffe's hairy chest being covered by a button up
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
I thought it was a 'metaphorical' button
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
yes, xp
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
ha so it wasnt even directed at aimless and therefor is not a zing, case dismissed
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link