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something kinda poignant about watching the ol' goalkeeper try and fail to score a point on someone else if you ask me

some dude, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

your honor the defense moves to have this case continued in lazy zings thread

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

its a good zing u all are just being pedantic AS USUAL

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

^otm

tuomas without a nose ring (The Reverend), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

heh i thought your "really top notch zing lawyering" comment was meant in earnest tbh :o[

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

well it is good zing lawyering, but zing lawyering is bad, gentlemen of the jury

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

OBJECTION council is not on trial here

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

OVERRULED!!!

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

ftr i thought it was a good zing AND you're all pantywaists too

the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

case dismissed due to being boring

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

something kinda poignant about watching the ol' goalkeeper try and fail to score a point on someone else if you ask me

― some dude, Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1130087_o.gif

een, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

well it is good zing lawyering, but zing lawyering is bad, gentlemen of the jury

― lag∞n, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really what can one do with an ilx law degree these days, board lawyering opportunities have really dried up

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:46 (eleven years ago) link

artisanal craft board lawyering

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

roxymuzak's judgment affirmed, case dismissed

will the zing bailiff please bring forth a new defendant

barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

I am reading this thread in an actual irl Crown Court

kinder, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

It will take some mighty powerful medicine to remove the stank of Harry Potter from the minds of future movie-goer and Mr. Radcliffe shall seek it at the far edges of the movie universe. He's probably got his agent touting every action-hero and heroin-addict part that bounces past him.

― Aimless, Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:43 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one more button, u hairy geek

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:45 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

idgi

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

*bangs gavel* zing court is now in session

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

i just want to understand this zing, i mean it looks p good but like what is morbs talking abt, buttons?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

fuck buttons

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

button, button...who fucked the button?

how's life, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

i thought morbs was just talking about the picture of radcliffe's hairy chest being covered by a button up

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

I thought it was a 'metaphorical' button

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

yes, xp

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

ha so it wasnt even directed at aimless and therefor is not a zing, case dismissed

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

More evidence that only fully accredited zing investigators should post.

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

sorry dr morbius and zing legislators for wishing too hard for a zing. you fly too close to the sun, you get burnt. ;_;

We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

matt p putting the whole system on trial

space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

to be continued...

*end credits*

We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

"So you're prosecuting this man for murder when in fact (*back door of courtroom opens, supposed victim enters*) this man isn't even dead?"

omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

OBJECTION

la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

it's time the court started cracking down on zing ambulance chasers.

estela, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

see now i'm dying to know what matt p THOUGHT the zing meant

jaz a make wardance (some dude), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

don't bother, aint he britishes

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

evidence for the defense, your honor:

i first saw the thread on my mobile device, which did not show the first image.
later i came back to the thread and saw aimless' post, which struck me as very yokel-sounding "oh those kiddie actors, hollywood" etc.
i saw morbius post in that mindset and read it as "your clothes aren't done up correctly u hairy geek." (aimless is hairy in wdyll pics and sort of geeky in general.)

\o_O/

i plead insanity.

THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

+ blindness to real morbius zings which are so much more effective with their plainspoken gruffness.

xp lol

THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

Lol wcc actin like she's the fuckin mayor mccheese of psuedo philosophical faux suicide threads

― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

mayor mccheese is killing me

the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

lock thread

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

nah, we need a "mansplaining" zing then we can lock it

actually probably should have put on enemies thread since that's kind of the s.o.p. for the o.p. but i thought why add fuel to the fire

the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

m@tt's zings are always hi-quality

Bummy G. Baumgartner (buzza), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

He tends to only break them out once reason has been attempted, which i appreciate

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

tried to resist, have to post to congratulate ma@tt for the mayor mccheese citation

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

wasn't it weller saying back in '77 "how can i be a fucking revivalist when i'm only 18"? nothing changes. shame on number one hitmaker jake bugg who will soon have more money than everyone on ilx put together for not making like shoreditch brostep cutz sampled from the italian porn soundtracks he bought from intoxica in 1996.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:16 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good post. really makes you think.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:18 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 22 October 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

plain dry biscuit of a zing.

ledge, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

more of a "ting"

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 October 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link


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