well it is good zing lawyering, but zing lawyering is bad, gentlemen of the jury
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
OBJECTION council is not on trial here
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
OVERRULED!!!
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
ftr i thought it was a good zing AND you're all pantywaists too
― the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
case dismissed due to being boring
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
LOL
― the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
something kinda poignant about watching the ol' goalkeeper try and fail to score a point on someone else if you ask me
― some dude, Sunday, September 16, 2012 9:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1130087_o.gif
― een, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
― lag∞n, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
really what can one do with an ilx law degree these days, board lawyering opportunities have really dried up
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
artisanal craft board lawyering
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link
roxymuzak's judgment affirmed, case dismissed
will the zing bailiff please bring forth a new defendant
― barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
I am reading this thread in an actual irl Crown Court
― kinder, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
It will take some mighty powerful medicine to remove the stank of Harry Potter from the minds of future movie-goer and Mr. Radcliffe shall seek it at the far edges of the movie universe. He's probably got his agent touting every action-hero and heroin-addict part that bounces past him.
― Aimless, Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:43 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
one more button, u hairy geek
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:45 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
idgi
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
*bangs gavel* zing court is now in session
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
i just want to understand this zing, i mean it looks p good but like what is morbs talking abt, buttons?
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
fuck buttons
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
button, button...who fucked the button?
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/harry_potter_movie_poster_button-p145398030977369209en8go_400.jpg
― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
i thought morbs was just talking about the picture of radcliffe's hairy chest being covered by a button up
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
I thought it was a 'metaphorical' button
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
yes, xp
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
ha so it wasnt even directed at aimless and therefor is not a zing, case dismissed
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
More evidence that only fully accredited zing investigators should post.
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
sorry dr morbius and zing legislators for wishing too hard for a zing. you fly too close to the sun, you get burnt. ;_;
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
matt p putting the whole system on trial
― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
to be continued...
*end credits*
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
"So you're prosecuting this man for murder when in fact (*back door of courtroom opens, supposed victim enters*) this man isn't even dead?"
― omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.leonardociampa.com/RedButtonsKaplanRoast-4.jpg
― ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
OBJECTION
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
it's time the court started cracking down on zing ambulance chasers.
― estela, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
see now i'm dying to know what matt p THOUGHT the zing meant
― jaz a make wardance (some dude), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
don't bother, aint he britishes
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
evidence for the defense, your honor:
i first saw the thread on my mobile device, which did not show the first image.later i came back to the thread and saw aimless' post, which struck me as very yokel-sounding "oh those kiddie actors, hollywood" etc.i saw morbius post in that mindset and read it as "your clothes aren't done up correctly u hairy geek." (aimless is hairy in wdyll pics and sort of geeky in general.)
\o_O/
i plead insanity.
― THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/27/knoll2.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
+ blindness to real morbius zings which are so much more effective with their plainspoken gruffness.
xp lol
― THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
Lol wcc actin like she's the fuckin mayor mccheese of psuedo philosophical faux suicide threads
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
mayor mccheese is killing me
― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://jessegersten.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mayorMcCheese.jpg
― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
lock thread
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
nah, we need a "mansplaining" zing then we can lock it
actually probably should have put on enemies thread since that's kind of the s.o.p. for the o.p. but i thought why add fuel to the fire
― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
m@tt's zings are always hi-quality
― Bummy G. Baumgartner (buzza), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
He tends to only break them out once reason has been attempted, which i appreciate
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
tried to resist, have to post to congratulate ma@tt for the mayor mccheese citation
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
wasn't it weller saying back in '77 "how can i be a fucking revivalist when i'm only 18"? nothing changes. shame on number one hitmaker jake bugg who will soon have more money than everyone on ilx put together for not making like shoreditch brostep cutz sampled from the italian porn soundtracks he bought from intoxica in 1996.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:16 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
good post. really makes you think.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:18 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 22 October 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
plain dry biscuit of a zing.
― ledge, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link
more of a "ting"
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 October 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.imimg.com/data2/IG/AY/IMFCP-593434/brass-office-bell-250x250.jpg
― sarahell, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
A Very History Mayne Film Canon
― caek, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrgfj5hAu1qciu18o1_500.png
― dmr, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
lmao COOOOOOOP
― max, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
love him
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link