WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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why why why did i just read this whole thread

i hate jaymc.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 9 June 2006 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Sand in pussy?

plz for less rumpie info forever.

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago) link

it's funny how that huge picture still gives you no idea what she looks like

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 June 2006 06:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I still can't figure out the balls the size of kiwis thing--isn't that normal size? Do they just get HUGE kiwi fruits in the UK or have I been blessed to know a number of men with grocery groins, too??? Maybe she's had a lot of dudes who had NO testicles which would be weird.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you've been eating small kiwis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

ally, according to wikipedia, the average kiwifruit it 5 to 8 cm long. in your experience, is average testicle size you've encountered 2.5 inches?? that's huge, bro!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

what about YOUR EXPERIENCE?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i think there is a misunderstanding here

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Well now I know way more about TOMBOT than I need to.

― Dan (Legs Akimbo!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.worldofwearableart.com/winners/images/151_25.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

in my experience? balls RARELY come that large.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

do big ball(ed) men release more manglue?

(serious question)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

YES

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.jhn.se/images/kiwi.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

it is kind of hard to compare mentally and you can't be like oh hold on let me see if this kiwi is bigger or smaller so it seems like kiwi would be an average ball size when you don't have a kiwi right there but i am pretty sure a kiwi sized testicle would actually be quite large, yes xposts

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

man what a long sentence i made

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

It's almost kiwi-sized.

― Dan (Full Circle) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

individual v. collective, people

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

OK so either you've all got small genitalia or I only know freaks. Unless for some weird ass reason you guys are actually discussing the internal bits and not including the sack part at all, in which case I don't even know WHAT to say.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yeah i was totally thinking individual balls

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY

THE SCROTUM IS NOT THE TESTICLE

PLEASE TO COUNT TESTICLES ONE BY ONE

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

man what a long sentence i made

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), June 9th, 2006. (caitxa1) (later) (link) (admin)

but a very otm long sentence! what you said was exactly what i was thinking.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, sack vs. testes, clarity achieved.

OMG ew now I'm imagining kiwis shaped like ballsacks.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

IOW, you're imagining kiwis?

― Dan (???) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Please don't make me use pictures to illustrate the difference between a round kiwi and a drooping ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

NO I'm not. I'm talking about individual but including the length of the sack. If the entire thing is kiwi sized I think that is smaller than normal.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

dudes, why are we talking about balls???

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

oh man, if u gotta ask youll never know

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

ally, your metrics are all messed up

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.useddishes.com/gallery/teabag.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet somewhere on intarnets there is a picture of Tuomas holding a kiwi up next to his ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

why NOT talk about balls? We can go back to Sinister sexcapades if you want!

Anyway maybe I AM talking about the testicles themselves. I've confused myself by this point. All I know is that I was just like "SO WAHT WHO HASN'T SEEN THAT?" to grocery groin.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

where's that retarded size queen thread nude spock started to announce his micro penis, I wanna help the dude who reposted a dildo conversation pretending it was all about actual penises and repost my post just there!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

It is his feminist art statement about how women are oppressed by the fruit sold in grocery stores.

x-post

― Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm sure on teh intranots there's a photo of tuomas with his ballsack painted like a pair of kiwis

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm afraid we're just encouraging him, though

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet there's a photo on internets of Tuomas holding a pig's heart next to his ballsack too but I ain't lookin for it.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomaswatermelonenema.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

please god no

also 1 kiwi PER NUT is like abnormally large, that is all.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i used to work with a guy who had nuts the size of russet potatoes. he'd whip 'em out at any opportunity as well.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

my balls are the size of spikey horse chesnuts

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i4.peapod.com/c/TJ/TJRSD.jpg

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't care for rumpie too much, but "grocery groin" is an amazing phrase and STILL gives me the roffles.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

caitlin wins this thread

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

wtf is a spikey horse chestnut? I now imagine your genitals to be covered in like quills, Jon, nice job.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

PORCUPENIS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

no no wait...SCROTURCHIN

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

nick, you know every time you post, the entire noise board claps it's hands

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

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