idgi
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
*bangs gavel* zing court is now in session
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
i just want to understand this zing, i mean it looks p good but like what is morbs talking abt, buttons?
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
fuck buttons
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
button, button...who fucked the button?
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/harry_potter_movie_poster_button-p145398030977369209en8go_400.jpg
― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
i thought morbs was just talking about the picture of radcliffe's hairy chest being covered by a button up
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
I thought it was a 'metaphorical' button
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
yes, xp
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
ha so it wasnt even directed at aimless and therefor is not a zing, case dismissed
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
More evidence that only fully accredited zing investigators should post.
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
sorry dr morbius and zing legislators for wishing too hard for a zing. you fly too close to the sun, you get burnt. ;_;
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
matt p putting the whole system on trial
― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
to be continued...
*end credits*
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
"So you're prosecuting this man for murder when in fact (*back door of courtroom opens, supposed victim enters*) this man isn't even dead?"
― omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.leonardociampa.com/RedButtonsKaplanRoast-4.jpg
― ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
OBJECTION
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
it's time the court started cracking down on zing ambulance chasers.
― estela, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
see now i'm dying to know what matt p THOUGHT the zing meant
― jaz a make wardance (some dude), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
don't bother, aint he britishes
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
evidence for the defense, your honor:
i first saw the thread on my mobile device, which did not show the first image.later i came back to the thread and saw aimless' post, which struck me as very yokel-sounding "oh those kiddie actors, hollywood" etc.i saw morbius post in that mindset and read it as "your clothes aren't done up correctly u hairy geek." (aimless is hairy in wdyll pics and sort of geeky in general.)
\o_O/
i plead insanity.
― THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/27/knoll2.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
+ blindness to real morbius zings which are so much more effective with their plainspoken gruffness.
xp lol
― THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
Lol wcc actin like she's the fuckin mayor mccheese of psuedo philosophical faux suicide threads
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
mayor mccheese is killing me
― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://jessegersten.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mayorMcCheese.jpg
― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
lock thread
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
nah, we need a "mansplaining" zing then we can lock it
actually probably should have put on enemies thread since that's kind of the s.o.p. for the o.p. but i thought why add fuel to the fire
― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
m@tt's zings are always hi-quality
― Bummy G. Baumgartner (buzza), Sunday, 14 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
He tends to only break them out once reason has been attempted, which i appreciate
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
tried to resist, have to post to congratulate ma@tt for the mayor mccheese citation
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
wasn't it weller saying back in '77 "how can i be a fucking revivalist when i'm only 18"? nothing changes. shame on number one hitmaker jake bugg who will soon have more money than everyone on ilx put together for not making like shoreditch brostep cutz sampled from the italian porn soundtracks he bought from intoxica in 1996.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:16 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
good post. really makes you think.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:18 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 22 October 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
plain dry biscuit of a zing.
― ledge, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link
more of a "ting"
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 October 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.imimg.com/data2/IG/AY/IMFCP-593434/brass-office-bell-250x250.jpg
― sarahell, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
A Very History Mayne Film Canon
― caek, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrgfj5hAu1qciu18o1_500.png
― dmr, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
lmao COOOOOOOP
― max, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link
love him
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― flopson, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
This person is past the point of sympathy. She's a privileged toddler in a 48yo woman's body, who's had 200 second chances and accepts no responsibility for her actions. A big part of her appeal was that she was charming and attractive...now she is neither AND a shitty actress. Chica, don't come back....stay away!
And I say this as a one-time fan.
― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:54 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
when you've lost cousin slappy, you've lost the nation
― mookieproof, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:58 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
hi Cousin Slappy
― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:01 PM Hi!
― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:03 PM
― buzza, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tObHXL5acWQ
― ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Sunday, 25 November 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
i'll never understand the fuss about bleeding 'inspector norse'
proper colin hunt music
― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:35 (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
as i say
― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:20 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
fucking hell, dog latin
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://politico.ie/images/politico/features/AITT/ColinHunt_crisisjam.jpg
― the late great, Monday, 3 December 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since
― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:00 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you're shit
― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7yqvpmrj1rtxen9o1_400.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 9 December 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
If you think of it as an ambient album it works.
So true. It was perfect for jogging to, but I remember absolutely none of it. Not a single bit of it stuck out or made an impression on me. Perfect background music for, say, a trendy fashion party, but really this kind of synths'n'sunglasses thing has been done many times over for ten years or so now.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:34 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
trendy fashion parties are the worst kind of fashion parties
― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:40 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
It's always the dumbest voices which are the loudest.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 14 December 2012 12:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
http://i.imgur.com/yveQv.png
― r|t|c, Friday, December 14, 2012 7:42 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Poli oppa lice style (some dude), Friday, 14 December 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
like eli, he did it
― epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 December 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link