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plain dry biscuit of a zing.

ledge, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

more of a "ting"

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 October 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

A Very History Mayne Film Canon

caek, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrgfj5hAu1qciu18o1_500.png

dmr, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

lmao COOOOOOOP

max, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

love him

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

lmao

flopson, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

This person is past the point of sympathy. She's a privileged toddler in a 48yo woman's body, who's had 200 second chances and accepts no responsibility for her actions. A big part of her appeal was that she was charming and attractive...now she is neither AND a shitty actress. Chica, don't come back....stay away!

And I say this as a one-time fan.

― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:54 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you've lost cousin slappy, you've lost the nation

― mookieproof, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:58 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

hi Cousin Slappy

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:01 PM
Hi!

― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:03 PM

buzza, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

i'll never understand the fuss about bleeding 'inspector norse'

proper colin hunt music

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:35 (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as i say

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:20 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

fucking hell, dog latin

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since

― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:00 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're shit

― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7yqvpmrj1rtxen9o1_400.gif

pplains, Sunday, 9 December 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

If you think of it as an ambient album it works.

So true. It was perfect for jogging to, but I remember absolutely none of it. Not a single bit of it stuck out or made an impression on me. Perfect background music for, say, a trendy fashion party, but really this kind of synths'n'sunglasses thing has been done many times over for ten years or so now.

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:34 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trendy fashion parties are the worst kind of fashion parties

― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:40 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

It's always the dumbest voices which are the loudest.

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 14 December 2012 12:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/yveQv.png

― r|t|c, Friday, December 14, 2012 7:42 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Poli oppa lice style (some dude), Friday, 14 December 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

like eli, he did it

epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 December 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

xp ice cold

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 December 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

irrefutable

lex pretend, Friday, 14 December 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

oh my god

salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

headshot

the late great, Friday, 14 December 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

maybe not the best timing there

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Friday, 14 December 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

sorry

the late great, Friday, 14 December 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

If people I know were able to use self-deprecating humor with a light touch like darraghmac is skilled at, my life would be even more full of laughter.

― mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^posts that read like they've been copied out of a greeting card

― Ward Fowler, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 14 December 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

haha

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 14 December 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

wait was i zinged or not

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

no, but that was self-deprecating

lag∞n, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

and a light touch

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

it's characteristic iirc

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

there he goes again

mh, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

you should start a PolitiFact-type media watchdog site for Chief Keef coverage, give out good and bad grades for accuracy

― some dude, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 11:44 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u should suck a dicc

― D-40, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 1:37 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ dicc

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 December 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

my dicc is still prejudice

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Thursday, 20 December 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link

You can get the ducc sicc

small-scale fux with (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 20 December 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hLV4k.png

乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

peasant

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

that's precisely the mindset of someone who was born in cheshire and moved to merseyside

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

mickey calling someone a peasant is a straight up surreal development to me, no joke

need to have a lie down and rethink everything

r|t|c, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol otm xp

caek, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

pyrrhic zing

乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

i'm a king, people do what the fuck i tell them. enjoy voting in your little senate, big nose.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

rtc got a peasant surprise

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

for this zing I fell upon my sword

乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

myspace dude making his first dent on the public consciousness in years on twitter is a self-zing in and of itself

2 Celloz (some dude), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link


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