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hi Cousin Slappy

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:01 PM
Hi!

― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:03 PM

buzza, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

i'll never understand the fuss about bleeding 'inspector norse'

proper colin hunt music

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:35 (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as i say

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:20 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

fucking hell, dog latin

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since

― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:00 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're shit

― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7yqvpmrj1rtxen9o1_400.gif

pplains, Sunday, 9 December 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

If you think of it as an ambient album it works.

So true. It was perfect for jogging to, but I remember absolutely none of it. Not a single bit of it stuck out or made an impression on me. Perfect background music for, say, a trendy fashion party, but really this kind of synths'n'sunglasses thing has been done many times over for ten years or so now.

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:34 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trendy fashion parties are the worst kind of fashion parties

― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:40 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

It's always the dumbest voices which are the loudest.

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 14 December 2012 12:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/yveQv.png

― r|t|c, Friday, December 14, 2012 7:42 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Poli oppa lice style (some dude), Friday, 14 December 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

like eli, he did it

epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 December 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

xp ice cold

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 December 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

irrefutable

lex pretend, Friday, 14 December 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

oh my god

salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

headshot

the late great, Friday, 14 December 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

maybe not the best timing there

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Friday, 14 December 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

sorry

the late great, Friday, 14 December 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

If people I know were able to use self-deprecating humor with a light touch like darraghmac is skilled at, my life would be even more full of laughter.

― mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^posts that read like they've been copied out of a greeting card

― Ward Fowler, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 14 December 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

haha

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 14 December 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

wait was i zinged or not

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

no, but that was self-deprecating

lag∞n, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

and a light touch

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

it's characteristic iirc

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

there he goes again

mh, Saturday, 15 December 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

you should start a PolitiFact-type media watchdog site for Chief Keef coverage, give out good and bad grades for accuracy

― some dude, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 11:44 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u should suck a dicc

― D-40, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 1:37 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ dicc

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 December 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

my dicc is still prejudice

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Thursday, 20 December 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link

You can get the ducc sicc

small-scale fux with (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 20 December 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hLV4k.png

乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

peasant

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

that's precisely the mindset of someone who was born in cheshire and moved to merseyside

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

mickey calling someone a peasant is a straight up surreal development to me, no joke

need to have a lie down and rethink everything

r|t|c, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol otm xp

caek, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

pyrrhic zing

乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

i'm a king, people do what the fuck i tell them. enjoy voting in your little senate, big nose.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

rtc got a peasant surprise

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

for this zing I fell upon my sword

乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

myspace dude making his first dent on the public consciousness in years on twitter is a self-zing in and of itself

2 Celloz (some dude), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

myzing

brownie, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:56 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tomclassic. tom being stopped on the street & on request turning 180 degrees & looking over his shoulder. tom telling stories about 2005 and emphasising the my. tom's fingers, poised to register @myspacetom, it's 2007, 2008, pausing to acknowledge the end of an era before keying the letters, clicking submit, probably cinematically dragging a cursor to some button that says Connect or some shit, lips pursed, muscles tight.

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

the late great, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

Josh, pretty much everything you wrote is somewhat wrong. Will explain when I'm not on my phone.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:35 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bated

xp

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:40 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

learning that ppl in philly put ketchup on cheesesteaks makes me want to visit philly even less than i already did

― J0rdan S., Sunday, January 6, 2013 6:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we'll get by

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, January 6, 2013 2:34 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had such a fontasy (stevie), Sunday, 6 January 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

hey [redacted], why dont u quit flappin ur dicksuckers for a few minutes and let the big boys talk about electronic music in peace

― FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, June 30, 2009 8:05 AM (3 years ago)

mookieproof, Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

that would make a great thread title

the late great, Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

1977 Tomita album title iirc

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link


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