when the fuck is my date going to call me back
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
when the fuck am i going to call my date back
― sleep, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
ooooh
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Is Vic my date??!??! :X
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
with sexy results
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
please keep me informed of lulu's plans.
― lauren, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm beginning to think this girl is afraid of the cock the phone!!!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
bummers: ILX unanimous in "don't date non-drinkers" opinion.
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Hopefully you are not calling her as much as hippie chick is calling you?
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
xp
hippie chick txt'd me 2 x at 1:30 am today called once at 1:45 am
then called and left voicemail at 4:45 pm today.
I have called mystery girl once since sat night
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
lol drunken txt
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
that sounds like classic drunk dial/check phone in morning/call up to apologize for drunk dial?
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
yes I agree,
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
my friend drunk dialed some dude last night after he gave her the "let's just be friends" talk NOT SMART.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i texted rebound girl on friday night after not texting for like week and a half
wtf is wrong with me
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
we've all been there :/
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
jess turn that frown upside down and take the 7th heaven quiz.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
this is me at the library doing "research"
girl i stopped talking to a couple months ago texted me out of nowhere last weekend. i feel a little bad, but should i txt her back to say i'm kinda seeing someone?
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
no. ignore it.
My ex sends me texts that are obviously meant for other people every once in a while. ODD.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Why bother with drink mixers? If it's a dark liquor, mix in water. Tastes great (Crown+water+lemon = iced tea), no hangover, all problems settled.
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link
HAY PEOPLE best bartender ever says 3 of cups around 9 or 10 pm.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i have been SO GOOD recently abt not calling/texting/sending cryptic one-line emails to my ex. i should put it on BRAGGIN 2007
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
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^ i always worry about txting a family member or coworker :(
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"don't text anything you wouldn't want your mother to read"
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
HAY MA, WHERE'D I HIDE THE COCAINE?
― sexyDancer, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
"need any 'sweaters' mom?"
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, they aren't inappropriate. if they were inappropriate I wouldn't assume they weren't for me (see: reasons ex is blocked from AIM)
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Guize stop having awesome threads while I am asleep ;_;
― Trayce, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf, 428 answers in 5 hours?
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I just realized that this isn't the thread where I was making stalking jokes a few days ago.
STALKING TRENDING UPWARD IN NOISE BORED SAMPLE POPULATION.
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
gross
― chaki, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
what are you, stalking this thread?
― gabbneb, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I just found it! How can you stalk that which you first found? HOW?
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
do i post a missed connection???? basically all the girls at melt banana show were cute and i had never seen them before???
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, do it!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
never, ever, ever post a missed connection.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
DON'T LISTEN TO HER
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
make it as vague as possible so as to get the most responses
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean basically it would be
Hey cuet girls at Melt Banana show how come I have never seen you before??? Come out more often, and we will hang out! I was sweaty spastic guy at the front w/shaved head, not that other sweaty spastic guy with the awful shirt on.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually maybe I'll just post a link to this thread
oh yeah, that's definitely a way to win the ladies!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
me: internet stalking you: cute girl at melt banana Was there a spark? Say yes or I'LL KNIFE YOU
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i want to see you before the next BANANA IN MONTANA, dig?
― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe it won't win ladies but it's entertaining, which is what the missed connections is really for right?
it's kind of weird that i never got into melt banana and now maybe it's too late for me
yeah srsly melt banana in montanana?
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Not quite stalking, but how best to approach (via facebook) two girls from whose lives I disappeared from years ago but would like to see how they are? "'sup" or start with an apology for said disappearance?
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
New stalking: me with expensive beer sitting on my fat ass watching tv
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
hey that is almost like me with mid-level bourbon sitting on my fat ass watching tv!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link