Mmm yes hello I am Garrison Keillor.

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garrison keillor is not noise

― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe i'm being unfair, but brian lehrer often strikes me as sort of the utne reader of the air - i like him, but it's rare that i hear something there that i don't elsewhere. and though i'm sure he does a better job than i would, i often have problems with his objectivity or the depth of his knowledge.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah he doesn't toe the dnc line enough for you, i know.

yellowcard on the way.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

the on the media people regularly annoy me...most of the other shows just make me embarrassed for the people on them..though wwdtm, has its moments sometimes

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

chaki, i totally want Carl Kassel's voice on my answering machine

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

oh..but IS A GDDMND PHC MOVIE REALLY NEEDED?!

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

wait wait don't tell me !!! thats the jew quiz one! love it!

I assumed you were talking about Whad'Ya Know, hosted by Michael Feldman. Both can be pretty funny in a cornball way.

I do a good Garrison Keillor impression: the trick is to start out kind of high and loud and then progressively get slower and quieter, as if you're being rocked to sleep, and it's shhhh... -- AND THEN suddenly roused again.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i have objectivity problems from both sides, but more often than not i find him being 'fair and balanced' if not quite a la foxnews, a la cnn

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

right now im glad i cant actually hear jaymc talk.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i love how the yellow card is yellow. you know, like Hitler.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

sub-custos, i mean sub-cutty.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

whatever, hitler

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

heh. couldn't resist.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

new meme

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

not that new.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't hate my parents, i just hate their taste

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

hi in canada we have this smug asshole stuart maclean that does the same imaginary small town + lame-ass characters + traveling show (with little story about walking around downtown and meeting joe the laundromat owner) + musical guests.

http://www.cbc.ca/vinylcafe/images/stuart_stool.jpg

fucking look at him!

― 333333333333 (33333), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ew is that the dude from yo la tengO?

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

GUESS WHAT GUYS -- MY PARENTS LOVE ALL HIS LITTLE JOKES ABOUT LUTHERANS AND SHIT AND WE ARENT EVEN FROM FUCKIN MINNESOTA OR WAHTEVER!

BY THE WAY, NOT ENOUGH PICS OF THIS GOOEY, HEAVYBREATHING NUTJOB ON THREAD
http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2001/06.07/photos/11-keillor3-300.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:GarrisonKeillor.jpg

http://www.pa.lamar.edu/dept/pi/news/2005/01/18.jpg

http://www.eyeonbooks.com/gallery/keillor.jpg

http://www.theaterticketsnow.com/images/garrison-keillor1.jpg

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

i love how the yellow card is yellow. you know, like Hitler.

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), June 2nd, 2006 2:36 PM. (gabbneb)

ur gonna luv your new audio yellow card!!

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

GARRISON_KEILLOR.TORRENT -- 10000 million terrabytez

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU MAKE ME SICK
http://www.slashfood.com/images/2005/09/keillor.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.dog-breeds-blog.com/images/pug.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/05/judi_dench,0.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

The worst person on NPR is Alan Chartock. Or that Word for the Wise lady. Eurgh.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

"and that young man who stole that candy bar......was gerald ford!"

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 2nd, 2006 2:18 PM. (gear)

ahahalol

"and now you know... the rrrrest of the story. i'm paul harvey..........good day!"

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

WHAT ABOUT CARL KASSEL MOTHERFCUKERS

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah!!!!!!! my favorite!!
or that bitch that does the news segments each hour: "the dow jones in-dus-trull"

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

some of those NPR news peeps have the weirdest voices. like Jill Solburner or whoever. anybody know what i mean? WHY ARE THEY ON THE RADIO

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

tr i think alan chartock is only on wamc and surroundging stations and nobody else knows who he is! have you seen him? he is nnnnnot good looking

i love carl kassel and corey flintoff and robert siegel

xppp

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

carl kassel is the freakin WORST. sounds like he has cottonmouth all the time .. bleaurgh

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

but otm about word for the wise lady

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah but you think garrison keillor is good and his voice makes me wanna barf

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

and Wait Wait totally blows .. can't believe you guys are big-upping that smarmy shit and dissing PHC.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

also we are all posting to this thread from our volvos right

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to be nina totenberg when i grow up

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

and I never said I was a big GK fan ... I said I like a lot of aspects of the SHOW

but anyway you do have to give GK props at least for his "impeach Bush" editorial

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah but any dribbling dickbag can know that gw sucks, you don't get a high five for that anymore

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

LAK SHMEE SINGH BITCHES

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to be nina totenberg when i grow up

you want to be an inside-the-beltway kool kids poster girl?

robert si3gel and his daughter, who i was friendly with in college, are both very nice

but anyway you do have to give GK props at least for his "impeach Bush" editorial

i refrained from posting his anti-drug-war editorial in deference to stence

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

nina would be better than cokie, tho

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

KORVA COLEMAN

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't reeeeally want to be nina totenberg, i guess

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

SILVIA PUJOLI, ROME

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

DANIEL SHORE

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

DANIEL SCHORR

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

(excuse me)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah caitlin, i figured he is wamc only.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 2 June 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF KIND OF NAME IS SATIRIUS JOHNSON?????

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

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errm yes *labored breath* hello

http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/12691

― shaane, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCXqrBmdaE

― Three Word Username, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/138/Picture_2.png

― My Heart, My soul, My World, Mahbod, My everything (lpz), Friday, 14 December 2012 06:07 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cqieCdlhX9A#t=42

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxo2p6JHVx1qzoxbvo1_500.png

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 12:00 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― marcos, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

xp probably my favorite moment in the whole wire

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/Toki_Garrison.jpg

― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

http://i4.bebo.com/047/21/mediuml/2008/12/04/19/2532111077a9562383733ml.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/3xsoZ.jpg

― omar little, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

timely

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

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