zing

irrefutable

oh my god

headshot

maybe not the best timing there

sorry

If people I know were able to use self-deprecating humor with a light touch like darraghmac is skilled at, my life would be even more full of laughter.

― mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^posts that read like they've been copied out of a greeting card

― Ward Fowler, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

wait was i zinged or not

no, but that was self-deprecating

and a light touch

it's characteristic iirc

there he goes again

you should start a PolitiFact-type media watchdog site for Chief Keef coverage, give out good and bad grades for accuracy

― some dude, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 11:44 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u should suck a dicc

― D-40, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 1:37 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol @ dicc

my dicc is still prejudice

You can get the ducc sicc

http://i.imgur.com/hLV4k.png

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2006/11/tom-myspace-full.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ry2eJ.gif

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

http://panicdots.com/2011/12/douchebag-of-the-week-3-michael-owen/

peasant

that's precisely the mindset of someone who was born in cheshire and moved to merseyside

mickey calling someone a peasant is a straight up surreal development to me, no joke

need to have a lie down and rethink everything

lol otm xp

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

pyrrhic zing

i'm a king, people do what the fuck i tell them. enjoy voting in your little senate, big nose.

rtc got a peasant surprise

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

for this zing I fell upon my sword

myspace dude making his first dent on the public consciousness in years on twitter is a self-zing in and of itself

myzing

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:56 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tomclassic. tom being stopped on the street & on request turning 180 degrees & looking over his shoulder. tom telling stories about 2005 and emphasising the my. tom's fingers, poised to register @myspacetom, it's 2007, 2008, pausing to acknowledge the end of an era before keying the letters, clicking submit, probably cinematically dragging a cursor to some button that says Connect or some shit, lips pursed, muscles tight.

hahaha

Josh, pretty much everything you wrote is somewhat wrong. Will explain when I'm not on my phone.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:35 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bated

xp

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:40 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

learning that ppl in philly put ketchup on cheesesteaks makes me want to visit philly even less than i already did

― J0rdan S., Sunday, January 6, 2013 6:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we'll get by

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, January 6, 2013 2:34 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey [redacted], why dont u quit flappin ur dicksuckers for a few minutes and let the big boys talk about electronic music in peace

― FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, June 30, 2009 8:05 AM (3 years ago)

lol

that would make a great thread title

1977 Tomita album title iirc

that would make a great thread title

― the late great, Sunday, January 6, 2013 3:54 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

We'd all be better off if some of you yammering faggots would quit flapping your dicksuckers for a minute

i would not have bet on the thread that zing came from having been started by thomp tbr

Will 50 Cent beef with me when my debut collection of stories comes out next month and finds out that it features one about him?

― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Monday, January 7, 2013 11:23 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

humblebrag denied

― J0rdan S., Monday, January 7, 2013 11:25 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks for warning us about Spotify, lex. I was under the impression it had every piece of music ever recorded.

― _Rudipherous_, Monday, January 7, 2013 8:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spotify Limitation Awareness Campaigner of the Year.

― _Rudipherous_, Monday, January 7, 2013 8:22 AM Bookmark

lmao

if you think 2046 or MBN were bad, I have a bunch of year-end 2012 films to send you.

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, January 12, 2013 9:28 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worse than MBN is off my radar.

― jed_, Saturday, January 12, 2013 9:30 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

sure well enjoy your cheerleading i feel like this record wont withstand the long term SUPERENTHUSIASTIC CLASSIC scrutiny but more power to you b/c it is a good record. dont feel like its turning my head upside down or anything

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nobody even used the c-word you c-word

― some dude, Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:58 AM Bookmark

― buzza, Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:00 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/owD48zj.jpg

― Spectrum, Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:14 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

burt's still got it

― buzza, Monday, January 21, 2013 7:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Products/1000/Burts-Bees/Burts-Bees-Hand-Salve-792850104990.jpg

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2084/2446538738_ccc4c01069_z.jpg