it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://panicdots.com/2011/12/douchebag-of-the-week-3-michael-owen/
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
peasant
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
that's precisely the mindset of someone who was born in cheshire and moved to merseyside
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
mickey calling someone a peasant is a straight up surreal development to me, no joke
need to have a lie down and rethink everything
― r|t|c, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
lol otm xp
― caek, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
pyrrhic zing
― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
i'm a king, people do what the fuck i tell them. enjoy voting in your little senate, big nose.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
rtc got a peasant surprise
― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
man tom has had that same picture for a long time
― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
for this zing I fell upon my sword
― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
myspace dude making his first dent on the public consciousness in years on twitter is a self-zing in and of itself
― 2 Celloz (some dude), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
myzing
― brownie, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:56 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tomclassic. tom being stopped on the street & on request turning 180 degrees & looking over his shoulder. tom telling stories about 2005 and emphasising the my. tom's fingers, poised to register @myspacetom, it's 2007, 2008, pausing to acknowledge the end of an era before keying the letters, clicking submit, probably cinematically dragging a cursor to some button that says Connect or some shit, lips pursed, muscles tight.
― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― the late great, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
Josh, pretty much everything you wrote is somewhat wrong. Will explain when I'm not on my phone.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:35 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
bated
xp
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:40 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
learning that ppl in philly put ketchup on cheesesteaks makes me want to visit philly even less than i already did
― J0rdan S., Sunday, January 6, 2013 6:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we'll get by
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, January 6, 2013 2:34 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I had such a fontasy (stevie), Sunday, 6 January 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
hey [redacted], why dont u quit flappin ur dicksuckers for a few minutes and let the big boys talk about electronic music in peace
― FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles), Tuesday, June 30, 2009 8:05 AM (3 years ago)
― mookieproof, Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
that would make a great thread title
― the late great, Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
1977 Tomita album title iirc
― Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
― the late great, Sunday, January 6, 2013 3:54 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
We'd all be better off if some of you yammering faggots would quit flapping your dicksuckers for a minute
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 7 January 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
i would not have bet on the thread that zing came from having been started by thomp tbr
― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Monday, 7 January 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
Will 50 Cent beef with me when my debut collection of stories comes out next month and finds out that it features one about him?
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Monday, January 7, 2013 11:23 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
humblebrag denied
― J0rdan S., Monday, January 7, 2013 11:25 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― finally rich, fun-packed, fulfilling (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 January 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks for warning us about Spotify, lex. I was under the impression it had every piece of music ever recorded.
― _Rudipherous_, Monday, January 7, 2013 8:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Spotify Limitation Awareness Campaigner of the Year.
― _Rudipherous_, Monday, January 7, 2013 8:22 AM Bookmark
― hemioblock (The Reverend), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― thomp ynchon (some dude), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
if you think 2046 or MBN were bad, I have a bunch of year-end 2012 films to send you.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, January 12, 2013 9:28 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
worse than MBN is off my radar.
― jed_, Saturday, January 12, 2013 9:30 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Mordy, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
sure well enjoy your cheerleading i feel like this record wont withstand the long term SUPERENTHUSIASTIC CLASSIC scrutiny but more power to you b/c it is a good record. dont feel like its turning my head upside down or anything
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nobody even used the c-word you c-word
― some dude, Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:58 AM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
― buzza, Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:00 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/owD48zj.jpg
― Spectrum, Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:14 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 乒乓, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
burt's still got it
― buzza, Monday, January 21, 2013 7:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Products/1000/Burts-Bees/Burts-Bees-Hand-Salve-792850104990.jpg
― sarahell, Thursday, 31 January 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2084/2446538738_ccc4c01069_z.jpg
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 31 January 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
girls season 3
― buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
lmfbo @ "buzz off", poss the worst zing since "and butt"
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
it's actually a pretty good zing in context
― iatee, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
and butt vs. and twat
― sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
obv and butt is even more gentle
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
i mean calling someone a twat vs calling someone a butta four year old would call someone a buttmy mom would call me a butt
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
however, for our british listeners, twat doesn't rhyme with what
― how's life, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
ahem, that wd be yr southern british listeners, if any
― Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
xp please don't turn the zing thread into a comparative linguistics "how do you say..." thread
― sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
good point
― how's life, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
Do people pronounce twat "twot" in Hull?? I've never heard anyone British pronounce it that way no matter where they're from.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
(sorry for linguistics)
does anyone pronounce it... like the word 'at' with a 'tw' in front? because i'm loving that word.
― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
britishes iirc
― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
i always thought british people pronounced it 'twaht' (rhymes w/ ought)
― suze (Matt P), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
wow i am confused
it depends on how you/they pronounce "at" I guess
― mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
twat rhymes with hat. twot rhymes with hot.
― glumdalclitch, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link