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IOW, you're imagining kiwis?

― Dan (???) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Please don't make me use pictures to illustrate the difference between a round kiwi and a drooping ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

NO I'm not. I'm talking about individual but including the length of the sack. If the entire thing is kiwi sized I think that is smaller than normal.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

dudes, why are we talking about balls???

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

oh man, if u gotta ask youll never know

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

ally, your metrics are all messed up

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.useddishes.com/gallery/teabag.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet somewhere on intarnets there is a picture of Tuomas holding a kiwi up next to his ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

why NOT talk about balls? We can go back to Sinister sexcapades if you want!

Anyway maybe I AM talking about the testicles themselves. I've confused myself by this point. All I know is that I was just like "SO WAHT WHO HASN'T SEEN THAT?" to grocery groin.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

where's that retarded size queen thread nude spock started to announce his micro penis, I wanna help the dude who reposted a dildo conversation pretending it was all about actual penises and repost my post just there!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

It is his feminist art statement about how women are oppressed by the fruit sold in grocery stores.

x-post

― Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm sure on teh intranots there's a photo of tuomas with his ballsack painted like a pair of kiwis

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm afraid we're just encouraging him, though

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet there's a photo on internets of Tuomas holding a pig's heart next to his ballsack too but I ain't lookin for it.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomaswatermelonenema.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

please god no

also 1 kiwi PER NUT is like abnormally large, that is all.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i used to work with a guy who had nuts the size of russet potatoes. he'd whip 'em out at any opportunity as well.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

my balls are the size of spikey horse chesnuts

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i4.peapod.com/c/TJ/TJRSD.jpg

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't care for rumpie too much, but "grocery groin" is an amazing phrase and STILL gives me the roffles.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

caitlin wins this thread

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

wtf is a spikey horse chestnut? I now imagine your genitals to be covered in like quills, Jon, nice job.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

PORCUPENIS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

no no wait...SCROTURCHIN

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

nick, you know every time you post, the entire noise board claps it's hands

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/02sab/logs/aug15/media/puffer_600.jpg

DEEEEEZZ NUTZ

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

COCKLEBUR

http://www.catnapin.com/public/WildWeeds/Weed/Cocklebur%20(3)_small.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, 'grocery groin' makes me laugh a lot.

also, re: kiwis -- i dont get this, either!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

If anybody's asking, I think fuzzy bumble-bee striped scrotum is a pretty neat idea.

― Atreyu!!! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

So I finally saw the resemblance re: kiwi & scrotii, but only because it got cold.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

WHOIS:
aeon flux board

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

WHOIS: "I DIED"?

"get bent" = jbr?
"hi dere" = dp?

i already forgot who gear is ...

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i mix up I DIED and HI DERE
i think yr two assumptions are corekt

"omar little" = gear?

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah. so who is "i died"? some DC person, right?

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

guys: ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

also, who the fuck is I DIED?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

"get bent" = jbr?
"hi dere" = dp?

Both correct.

"omar little" = gear?

alzo correct

"I DIED" no idea.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I DIED is dc dude brian, food and drink aficionado responsible for most of my year's best meals (even tho i wouldn't touch that veal tongue thing with someone else's mouth)

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

also a++ photoshop champ

― max, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

-- I know, right?

― m coleman, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

WHOIS: Mr. Que?

― chaki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought pretzel walrus was mandee! did mandee quit?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 27 December 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

she is homosexual part 2 I thought

― bnw, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link

mr que is a dc bro. he is married to quincie. i think he's a drummer?

― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link

- mr que is a rad drummer, and used to be in the revelat0rs on crypt records
- pretzel walrus is ZR/zack r1chardson/zart robotron/ezekiel gazoo/osiris

― 69, Thursday, 27 December 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link

-- I know, right?

― sleep, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I know, right? == posts on gay thread

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

and he's irish

― Rubyredd, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

somebody tell me more about jed

― Drew Daniel, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i still don't know who bo jackson overdrive is. and is james redd actually blount? just a guess. i know blount left or something happened to him.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link

james redd = ken L

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

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