dear bong

HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE HANGING OUT AT MY HOUSE AND EATING STEW TONIGHT, IAN

TROUBLE IN PARADISE

GIRL VS BONG

my friend has a glass bong that looks like a shrivelled penis emerging from a swollen testicle

i haven't had a bong since highschool. but maybe i should get one so my boyfriend will hang out at my house more.

GIRL + BONG

wait, a cop movie. a cop and his anthropomorphic bong, solving crimes.

LT. BONG

hijinx ensue when lt. bong investigates a dog-napping at the k-9 training school

bong gets chewed out by grumpy police seargant

YOU"RE OUT OF CONTROL, BONG

DON'T DIE ON ME BONG DON'T YOU DIE ON ME

oh, lindsay, you know i am coming over tonight.
i think what i really mean to post above was "GETTING MORE WEEDZ THIS AFTERNOONZZ FOR SMOKAGEA"

oh wait -- awesome :O

the other day my bf was like "wanna rip some tubes" and I was all "<3 <3 <3 okay"

I am going to get PIZZA AND WEED

and see ian!

the other day my bf was like "wanna rip some tubes" and I was all "<3 <3 <3 okay"

lol did u see new sarah silverman show where her gay friends were ascared that if they stopped smokin weed they'd stop being gay??

hahahahah wau what

ian remember that your bowl is NOT at my house cos i brought it over saturday. i bought so many groceries. fairway on a weekday afternoon is so weird, it feels like i am living the housewife dream.

now i make lamb stew. i also bought merguez and ground lamb and WAY TOO MUCH LAMB in general.

i has a one hitter.

I WANT STEW.

I need to buy one of those precooked chickens and use the carcass to make soup

baby lets smoke BLUNTZ

(dude in the back next to pretty girl is other bro looking weirdly jaunty and preppy? i think he is telling a joke)

-- rrrobyn, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 1:00 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

who is pretty girl

ian remember that your bowl is NOT at my house cos i brought it over saturday. i bought so many groceries. fairway on a weekday afternoon is so weird, it feels like i am living the housewife dream.

now i make lamb stew. i also bought merguez and ground lamb and WAY TOO MUCH LAMB in general.

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 2:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i has a one hitter.

I WANT STEW.

-- ian, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 2:44 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

YOU GUYS EVER HEAR OF A PHONE OR EMAIL. GEEZE.

Listen dbag, if they weren't chatting here I wouldn't think to make soup

think soup for yourself

WE MOVED IT TO GMAIL CHAKI, BE GLAD WE DIDN'T KEEP THE INGREDIENTS DISCUSSION HERE

THANK GOD. GOD.

i'm glad you didn't talk about the post-stew sex yr gonna have

covered in lamb stew

i started an i love cooking thread

thing is, compared to a lot of ILXors we don't really talk about our sex life in public!

i'd rather hear the sex talk than the what are you doing later boo boo talk

i'll be sure to take your desires into consideration in the future. sorry about the mix-up.

oh shut up guys. we never do this.

lol boo boo talk. and all you ny people make plans on nb all the time! <<<<WEIRD!!>>>>

ian, i'm just joking.

when i bring my girlfriend online you can make fun of us too.

is she the aspie next to you at work?

i don't know when everyone became so fucking sensitive but it's got to stop, especially on this board

(pretty girl is bro's gf i think but haven't met her in real life yet - xpost)

sincerely,
bongs everywhere

I have weed for the first time in like 6 months

"sensitive"

yes? anything else to say elmoooo

where is my piece

O HENRY ENDING ^^^

defensive cutty is defensive

wait, a cop movie. a cop and his anthropomorphic bong, solving crimes.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LT. BONG

― max, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hijinx ensue when lt. bong investigates a dog-napping at the k-9 training school

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bong gets chewed out by grumpy police seargant

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU"RE OUT OF CONTROL, BONG

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DON'T DIE ON ME BONG DON'T YOU DIE ON ME

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i thought about this exchange for no reason today

for some reason i thought it included

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, BONG

http://www.drinkingstuff.com/images/DrinkingStuff/BeerBongs/OV15284/OV15284.jpg

songs with bong noises in them

biosphere "the club"

"hits from the bong" obv

lol sublime "smoke two joints" but it's dumb bc it's about joints not bongs smh

beastie boys "shake your rump" is one of the best of all time

http://www.forcedexposure.com/App_Themes/Default/Images/product_images/product_page/E/EM1131CD_PROD.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MikP6dlbmMQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAqNf11AE5Y

sorry, this one works i think

dao bandon - bong ja bong

Wau! Just took my first bong rip in years and then see this revive.

and how's it going