My ex sends me texts that are obviously meant for other people every once in a while. ODD.
-- jessie monster, Monday, July 2, 2007 5:56 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^ i always worry about txting a family member or coworker :(
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"don't text anything you wouldn't want your mother to read"
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
HAY MA, WHERE'D I HIDE THE COCAINE?
― sexyDancer, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
"need any 'sweaters' mom?"
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, they aren't inappropriate. if they were inappropriate I wouldn't assume they weren't for me (see: reasons ex is blocked from AIM)
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Guize stop having awesome threads while I am asleep ;_;
― Trayce, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf, 428 answers in 5 hours?
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I just realized that this isn't the thread where I was making stalking jokes a few days ago.
STALKING TRENDING UPWARD IN NOISE BORED SAMPLE POPULATION.
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
gross
― chaki, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
what are you, stalking this thread?
― gabbneb, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I just found it! How can you stalk that which you first found? HOW?
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
do i post a missed connection???? basically all the girls at melt banana show were cute and i had never seen them before???
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, do it!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
never, ever, ever post a missed connection.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
DON'T LISTEN TO HER
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
make it as vague as possible so as to get the most responses
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean basically it would be
Hey cuet girls at Melt Banana show how come I have never seen you before??? Come out more often, and we will hang out! I was sweaty spastic guy at the front w/shaved head, not that other sweaty spastic guy with the awful shirt on.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually maybe I'll just post a link to this thread
oh yeah, that's definitely a way to win the ladies!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
me: internet stalking you: cute girl at melt banana Was there a spark? Say yes or I'LL KNIFE YOU
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i want to see you before the next BANANA IN MONTANA, dig?
― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe it won't win ladies but it's entertaining, which is what the missed connections is really for right?
it's kind of weird that i never got into melt banana and now maybe it's too late for me
yeah srsly melt banana in montanana?
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Not quite stalking, but how best to approach (via facebook) two girls from whose lives I disappeared from years ago but would like to see how they are? "'sup" or start with an apology for said disappearance?
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
New stalking: me with expensive beer sitting on my fat ass watching tv
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
hey that is almost like me with mid-level bourbon sitting on my fat ass watching tv!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Cheap beer + internets.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
omg @ wedding planner on hell's kitchen right now
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
haha god i love hell's kitchen
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link
that melissa skank needs to GO
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
no shit! that bitch is horrendous! i would drop kick her ass right outta my kitchen for sure!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link
melissa turned up the psycho tonight.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i was kinda amazed when they were tying up those little mint baggies that one of them didn't haul off and cold cock her
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i love hells kitchen so much
guys i lose it is not even 1030 and i already think i need to go hide my phone
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
KEEP POSTING
DISTRACT ME
i love hells kitchen too! i am almost ashamed to admit this
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link
my wife and i don't call it hells kitchen, we call it DOGS DINNA
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
why do you have to hide your phone?
i need to go out and buy more beer but i will be back
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
TXTING = NOT GOOD
DON'T LEAVE FOR TOO LONG. THIS IS DANGER ZONE!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://web.mit.edu/qmahoney/www/photos/rush-06/danger-zone/thumbs/danger-zone.jpg
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://static.flickr.com/35/65586700_d6abca4e08.jpg
this song is on repeat in my head right now
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
cheap rye, preston sturges movies. this is a depressing simulacra of the life.
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
HI DERE
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link
HI I JUST AET GIGANTOR BOWL OF SPAGEDDI. I FELT LIKE I HAD TO TELL ALL OF YOU.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link
spageddi or spadghettis?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i am trés hi right now
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link
watching planet earth
hi dere max
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never seen a reality show as blatantly rigged as HK (hoping the nanny breaks a bottle over Melissa's head before all is said and done).
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link
haha but now they are on separate teams so she can't!
i love how she changed from 'personal chef' to 'nanny'
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link