truth bombs, by j0rdan s.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
was just talking to someone about how "gastropub" needs to be banished from the lexicon
shortly thereafter I went to a new "irish gastropub" for brunch. $15 breakfast burrito that I'm pretty sure had american cheese in it. Welcome to Forest Hills! But the saddest thing was, this place is an improvement on the current options.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
i honestly like good, greasy dive bar burgers if done right way more than grassfed kobe beef w/tillamook cheddar & balsamic glase reduction sauce and shit
― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
I accept all burgers
― iatee, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
xp if you ask them to leave off the shit it really improves the taste
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
anything w/ a reduction on it can eat a dick
― the late great, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
*except mcdonalds
― iatee, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
i mean i've had great burgers at places like that, but ultimately it's like you have 2 burgers, 2 fries, an app, and a few microbrews and with tip you're all of a sudden shelling out like $75 for beer and burgers and you could have gone to an actual good restaruant
― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
prefer to go to an old school pub w/dece beers and burgers that are half the price and are no messing around half pounders. it's sort of amazing how smaller burgers that taste not nearly as good can called "best in town" or w/e if you throw on some bleu cheese and pair it with whatever IPA is currently trending.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
The "gastropub" I frequent sports good mussels and croquettes for about ten bucks each. Also: hot boys.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
good muscles, then
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
gastropubes
― velko, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
Oiled breadbaskets
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
Also: hot boys.
took me a minute to realize this was not a kind of sandwich
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
says who
― astronaut in outer space (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
I left that one for the taking I guess
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
btw iatee mcdonald's taste good
― the late great, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
you live in california there is no excuse to ever go to mcdonalds
― iatee, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes a body wants something blander than in n out
― the late great, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
does a body find hot boys at in n out?
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
def when i'm there
― the late great, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
i have never tried an in n out hot boys sandwich
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
ill fuck w/ a $15 burger and fries
― max, Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:34 (eleven years ago) link
me too sometimes
complaining about gourmet hamburgers is just... i dunno... like using "latte-sipping" as a pejorative
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
my friend's restaurant sells this burger for like $12, they butcher the meat themselves, bake the buns, the fries are just the best thing ever, i am very happy that this gourmet burger exists because it is sensational
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
I've been to Burger Bar. My friend got a burger with a lobster tail on it.
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
now thats just silly
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
ill fuck w/ for a $15 burger and fries
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
srsly though, a local brunch place just charged me $15 for a breakfast burrito that had crappy sausage and american cheese (came with a mimosa but I don't like drinking at brunch, especially sweet stuff). Gourmet burger is a great deal comparatively. Charging $15 for something just because it's called "brunch" is way more annoying imo.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
it's almost like we're discovering that price doesn't always reflect quality
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
i like food
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
this is so amazing. truth bomb after truth bomb. my new hero. god, those fucking news people on here make me want to go bust something up. dumbass idiots.
http://www.upworthy.com/every-war-on-drugs-myth-thoroughly-destroyed-by-a-retired-police-captain?g=3
― scott seward, Thursday, 25 April 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
people in treeships shouldn't pass torches
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 2, 2013 2:54 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
(yep I couldnt resist...)
― we don't take any requests (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 6 May 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
middle aged is whatever twice my age is― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 8:01 PM
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K406w8AzryM
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i was actually disappointed at mcdonald's line, it had been so oversold to me beforehand. i think part of it is usual internet overselling (the sort of thing that huffpo spoiler twitter thing eviscerates so easily), even here you have ppl posting mildly awkward photos to the 'so not gonna happen' thread trying (somehow simultaneously very hard and yet nowhere near hard enough) to strike gold again. where there's actual money involved it's only gonna be amplified. charles ramsey is the helmet to antoine dodson's nirvana, 'i like turtles' is the millennials 'smells like teen spirit'.
― balls, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 3:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― iatee, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
"I Love Death" more like
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
the reason that's not a t-bomb is that Helmet > Nirvanna
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
and a turtle's reading comprehension > yours
― balls, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
did you know you can get a freshly cooked egg on your biscuit sandwich at mcdonalds if you ask for a "round egg"? avoid the nasty pre-cooked scrambled egg patties!
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
p.s. mcmuffin & hashbrowns once every few years is a damn delicious treat.
a problem is that music is dumb and taste is dumb and no matter what your brain tells you there are certain sounds that are going to set something off in your big dumb pleasure center and there's nothing you can do about it
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, May 17, 2013 2:35 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 19 May 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
cosign
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 20 May 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
i dig kanye as national avatar so when he gets petulant and enraged and namechecks abuses of late capitalism like he's being frogmarched into a dystopian future by his own id it works fine for me
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, May 20, 2013 4:13 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
Sean, "too soon"-style jokes haven't drawn laughs in a very long time iirc. They are played out.
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, May 11, 2013 12:57 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Monday, 27 May 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
Too late
― too busy sockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Monday, 27 May 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM
― markers, Monday, 27 May 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
pvmic there, markers
― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Monday, 27 May 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
Does every blogger need to inject a 'like' into every odd sentence to let the reader know his wheels are turning?
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
Sometimes it feels like these social networking sites are the afterlife
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 24 December 2012 05:10 (5 months ago) Bookmark
― r|t|c, Friday, 31 May 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link