me: internet stalking you: cute girl at melt banana Was there a spark? Say yes or I'LL KNIFE YOU
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i want to see you before the next BANANA IN MONTANA, dig?
― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe it won't win ladies but it's entertaining, which is what the missed connections is really for right?
it's kind of weird that i never got into melt banana and now maybe it's too late for me
yeah srsly melt banana in montanana?
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Not quite stalking, but how best to approach (via facebook) two girls from whose lives I disappeared from years ago but would like to see how they are? "'sup" or start with an apology for said disappearance?
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
New stalking: me with expensive beer sitting on my fat ass watching tv
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
hey that is almost like me with mid-level bourbon sitting on my fat ass watching tv!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Cheap beer + internets.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
omg @ wedding planner on hell's kitchen right now
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
haha god i love hell's kitchen
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link
that melissa skank needs to GO
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
no shit! that bitch is horrendous! i would drop kick her ass right outta my kitchen for sure!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link
melissa turned up the psycho tonight.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i was kinda amazed when they were tying up those little mint baggies that one of them didn't haul off and cold cock her
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i love hells kitchen so much
guys i lose it is not even 1030 and i already think i need to go hide my phone
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
KEEP POSTING
DISTRACT ME
i love hells kitchen too! i am almost ashamed to admit this
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link
my wife and i don't call it hells kitchen, we call it DOGS DINNA
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
why do you have to hide your phone?
i need to go out and buy more beer but i will be back
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
TXTING = NOT GOOD
DON'T LEAVE FOR TOO LONG. THIS IS DANGER ZONE!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://web.mit.edu/qmahoney/www/photos/rush-06/danger-zone/thumbs/danger-zone.jpg
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://static.flickr.com/35/65586700_d6abca4e08.jpg
this song is on repeat in my head right now
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
cheap rye, preston sturges movies. this is a depressing simulacra of the life.
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
HI DERE
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link
HI I JUST AET GIGANTOR BOWL OF SPAGEDDI. I FELT LIKE I HAD TO TELL ALL OF YOU.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link
spageddi or spadghettis?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i am trés hi right now
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link
watching planet earth
hi dere max
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never seen a reality show as blatantly rigged as HK (hoping the nanny breaks a bottle over Melissa's head before all is said and done).
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link
haha but now they are on separate teams so she can't!
i love how she changed from 'personal chef' to 'nanny'
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh man max! I want some w33d no fair ;_; I totally have to hit up my friend for some. I have holidays this week! OMG I NEED TO PLAN.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i am not good with w33d. however, i am v. sad now bc of beverly sills dying and am watching tons of youtubes of her. *sigh*
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link
SHARKS, guys
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link
DNFW sharks
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link
We EAT sharks here. We're HARDCORE.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRK! week
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I am really really drunk and just got stood up. Then I txted her trying a reverse gambit ("Oh hey I hope you don't think I stood you up. Sorry!") and I think I am getting el ultimo brush off.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm contemplating just fucking txting her asking for her to give it to me straight.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link
sometimes that is not a bad idea unless it is too rash and makes things more complicated.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link
what i'm saying is: it can backfire.
nooo don't do it jon
also hell's kitchen ehhhhh top chef is more compelling i need to start watching more tv. i love salman rushdie's ex wife she is a babe
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Jon: just dont then repeatedly txt her if you dont hear anything! You'll come over all crazy ;P
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
(I know becoz I haf done this things)
top chef wld be great to watch but i'm poor and don't have cable.
also have you guys ever seen 'cooking under fire'? it was with that duden ming tsai who i have a total crush on.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly, waht http://www.outlookindia.com/images/photoessays/slaman_rushdie_padma_lakshmi_BPE_20070115.jpg
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah just fuck it man if she's gonna be like that.
not the same thing...but i have a weirdo friend who makes bizarre disappearing acts, cutting off contact for no apparent reason. it makes me want to scream. why i am still her friend if she does this? i don't know.
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I called re: date at 4:45 pm. Txted around 6. Reply at 6:15 that she was called into work. replied at 6:30 that i was going to hang with friends for a bit. called around 10ish, didn't answer; txted her and was all "lol hope u don't think i blew u off" and she replied "no no its ok"
seems like that could be read as "i dont like you" or "playin it cool".... i guess i should gtb... although i want to say something to the effect that i want to play it straight and u r v v pretty
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Top Chef is awesome.
Hell's Kitchen would be more entertaining if he was screaming at competent chefs instead of a nanny, a line cook, a pastry chef, a couple of third-rung sous chefs and a Waffle House short order cook. Can you imagine anyone on Top Chef not being able to plate an order of pea risotto after cooking it seven nights in a row?
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe she really did have to work? play it cool. also padma lakshmi is single now i believe and she likes nerdy guyz
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link