Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

lol

i remember a really sad evening eating alone at the macaroni grill in boulder. i was pretty lonely that summer, and my gf across the country called and was angry with me for no reason and yelled at me and hung up so i was like fuck it, i'm going to the macaroni grill. something about looking over the menu for the perfect red wine was just awful.

the macaroni was excellent however

it often is, at the macaroni grill

There's a scene out of The Good Ol Summertime where Judy Garland's sitting in a restaurant alone, and the mustached man at the next table drops his monocle in disgust.

Watched that movie on acid nearly 20 years ago. Think about it every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjysEphoZX8

Wow when did larry david film that?? Looks old

it's from the 80s iirc

man, remember the 80s?

Haha yeah. Crazy times

baaaa-aa-aa-aa-aa! baaa--aa-a-a-a-aah!

dining out alone is good when you want to feel sorry for yourself

you left out the 'r' and the 'k' from that first word.

my store should hire that fishing lady as a buyer; she looks p good at that

mmm love grilled macaroni

eating alone at restaurants can be great! especially in like diners. for breakfast. and if you have a good book. it's a treat imho.

otm

Here's that Judy Garland scene. I especially remember the green hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB_pLVXjjwQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7CNUuoe3E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3DllvVSsLc

ZS, i too had a lonely guy meal at macaroni grill once. 2000-ish. it was pitiful. they sat me right in the middle of the place.

I was seated out in the open air so that everyone walking by could see what a lonely guy I was.

xpost why are they doing the Chris Martin dance?

311 video is so depressing

1) what are those weird pew-like structures?
2) that's clearly not a live show, right?
3) that song is actually not bad

lol at 1:14

1) what are those weird pew-like structures?

they're for that bar game that's like shuffleboard but miniaturized. i can't think of what it's called.

lol at 1:14

― caek, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, you made it a little further than I did.

would play shuffleboard with those dudes

runny shit brown is the color of their energy

^^ was thinking that i should submit that to weird dude energy

is that at buffalo billiards?

There are a lot of dudes in that bar!

This might have been on Popbitch:

http://www.vogue.co.uk/

Use the arrow keys - UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A

Doesn't seem to work every time but it's worth persisting with.

haha, the hell.

okay, that's hysterical

different hats each time!

^ haaaaaaa

huge props to the coder on that

co-worker asked me if i discovered that on my own.

yeah, just browsing the uk version of vogue, hitting random contra codes on my keyboard...

lol, try it here
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/

http://www.tatler.com/
!!!!!

eh, it's nyancat on wired.
anyway it seems to work on all the condenast uk websites

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ti3uxyid7v1gif/k-bigpic.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67aGT2Aubys

http://25.media.tumblr.com/3814445f880bf4bd88c598cc4f56a45f/tumblr_mps6l1VrH41qzrkhpo1_400.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7kqo_S40I

lmao

"Gimme a cup twice" cracks me up. That song really nails the frustration of having to wait for anything. I always think of it whenever I'm in line at the grocery store or a sandwich shop or whatever now
--Evan R

big fan. he manages to follow all of the rap rules i privately judged all music with for a period between 2005 and 2010, and rules that i feel controlled a certain subset of 90s/2000s new york rap. it was music that, to me, was ideal when it covered a set selection of topics and was made under harsh formal constraints. for example, i thought rap lyrics should sound carefully written (i should be able to picture pen on legal pad) and rappers should make a concept or lyric work on the strength of what it would look like on paper, with a limited emphasis on the performance of the lyrics. another factor was a flawed idea of legitimacy, which was gained by following the above rules, and an equally flawed idea of authenticity (the idea that rappers like cormega lived what they wrote about-- this was sometimes taken to extremes, when rappers claimed not to be rappers at all, as if their persona or whatever was not a performance at all). as far as lyrical content, i thought rappers should be focused on a narrow geographical location, hyperlocal neighborhood references--even if they addressed larger issues, those issues should be addressed through the lens of neighborhood/street/block. cormega managed to fulfill all those spurious laws of real rap and my flawed ideas of authenticity and also made dope records.
--dylannn

that's the other one i like
--I know, right?

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