stalking list, summer 2007

omg @ wedding planner on hell's kitchen right now

haha god i love hell's kitchen

that melissa skank needs to GO

no shit! that bitch is horrendous! i would drop kick her ass right outta my kitchen for sure!

melissa turned up the psycho tonight.

i was kinda amazed when they were tying up those little mint baggies that one of them didn't haul off and cold cock her

guys i love hells kitchen so much

guys i lose it is not even 1030 and i already think i need to go hide my phone

KEEP POSTING

DISTRACT ME

i love hells kitchen too! i am almost ashamed to admit this

my wife and i don't call it hells kitchen, we call it DOGS DINNA

why do you have to hide your phone?

i need to go out and buy more beer but i will be back

TXTING = NOT GOOD

DON'T LEAVE FOR TOO LONG. THIS IS DANGER ZONE!

http://web.mit.edu/qmahoney/www/photos/rush-06/danger-zone/thumbs/danger-zone.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/35/65586700_d6abca4e08.jpg

this song is on repeat in my head right now

cheap rye, preston sturges movies. this is a depressing simulacra of the life.

HI DERE

HI I JUST AET GIGANTOR BOWL OF SPAGEDDI. I FELT LIKE I HAD TO TELL ALL OF YOU.

spageddi or spadghettis?

i am trés hi right now

watching planet earth

hi dere max

I've never seen a reality show as blatantly rigged as HK (hoping the nanny breaks a bottle over Melissa's head before all is said and done).

haha but now they are on separate teams so she can't!

i love how she changed from 'personal chef' to 'nanny'

Oh man max! I want some w33d no fair ;_; I totally have to hit up my friend for some. I have holidays this week! OMG I NEED TO PLAN.

i am not good with w33d. however, i am v. sad now bc of beverly sills dying and am watching tons of youtubes of her. *sigh*

SHARKS, guys

DNFW sharks

We EAT sharks here. We're HARDCORE.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRK! week

I am really really drunk and just got stood up. Then I txted her trying a reverse gambit ("Oh hey I hope you don't think I stood you up. Sorry!") and I think I am getting el ultimo brush off.

I'm contemplating just fucking txting her asking for her to give it to me straight.

sometimes that is not a bad idea unless it is too rash and makes things more complicated.

what i'm saying is: it can backfire.

nooo don't do it jon

also hell's kitchen ehhhhh top chef is more compelling i need to start watching more tv. i love salman rushdie's ex wife she is a babe

Jon: just dont then repeatedly txt her if you dont hear anything! You'll come over all crazy ;P

(I know becoz I haf done this things)

top chef wld be great to watch but i'm poor and don't have cable.

also have you guys ever seen 'cooking under fire'? it was with that duden ming tsai who i have a total crush on.

srsly, waht
http://www.outlookindia.com/images/photoessays/slaman_rushdie_padma_lakshmi_BPE_20070115.jpg

yeah just fuck it man if she's gonna be like that.

not the same thing...but i have a weirdo friend who makes bizarre disappearing acts, cutting off contact for no apparent reason. it makes me want to scream. why i am still her friend if she does this? i don't know.

I called re: date at 4:45 pm. Txted around 6. Reply at 6:15 that she was called into work. replied at 6:30 that i was going to hang with friends for a bit. called around 10ish, didn't answer; txted her and was all "lol hope u don't think i blew u off" and she replied "no no its ok"

seems like that could be read as "i dont like you" or "playin it cool".... i guess i should gtb... although i want to say something to the effect that i want to play it straight and u r v v pretty

Top Chef is awesome.

Hell's Kitchen would be more entertaining if he was screaming at competent chefs instead of a nanny, a line cook, a pastry chef, a couple of third-rung sous chefs and a Waffle House short order cook. Can you imagine anyone on Top Chef not being able to plate an order of pea risotto after cooking it seven nights in a row?

maybe she really did have to work? play it cool. also padma lakshmi is single now i believe and she likes nerdy guyz

i say play it cool also.

send the bitches my way bell labs

i WISH i knew padma ;_;

u gonna top chefs
http://www.asiansinmedia.org/pictures/people/padma_lakshmi.jpg

jess is such a liar he said he was coming back after beer run :(

i am so stupid

oh hush