powerful conservative images

i...want to join this Malitia? deer-in-headlights college grad wearing dad's suit to a job interview, a little girl who is nearly the size of the the statue of liberty, a cranky old lady, the lady with wonder woman hair...it's like the a-team the man was afraid to assemble.

― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Friday, 13 September 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

roll out

― lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link

my favorite part is that box on the left

― Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link

that empty box on the lower left is an especially inspiring and mysterious element

ha xp

― lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link

there are 56 stars on that flag, if you count the ones behind college grad and bikini killer and grandma murder

they are not patriots

― Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link

it's so you can make it your cover photo on facebook xp

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:18 (ten years ago) link

56 stars for the 56 states of futuramerica (add on puerto rico, post-castro cuba, syria, margaritaville, west and east dakota)

― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Friday, 13 September 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link

lol genius xp

― lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link

this is, easily, the most powerful image yet

― Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/q71/s720x720/1184994_582242318480999_191869709_n.jpg

as a fallback, though, keep a teenage girl terminator from the future around the house, she can help out with chores too, anyway fuck the cops because GUNS

― Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link

malitia f (genitive malitiae); first declension

a bad quality; badness, wicked
spite, malice; an act of malice
cunning, artfulness

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 13 September 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1186061_582456128483904_1338260719_n.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 September 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUD0P94CEAAue_K.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 September 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

yeah sure that looks like 900k why not

― lag∞n, Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link

also the muslims were actually just a bunch of truthers which i may have mentioned

― lag∞n, Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link

i hope those freedom loving bikers rode all them muslims down

― Spectrum, Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link

also the muslims were actually just a bunch of truthers which i may have mentioned

― lag∞n, Saturday, September 14, 2013 3:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and Cornel West :/

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 September 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link

comic sans...

― koogs, Saturday, 14 September 2013 06:03 (ten years ago) link

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1173898_577498968963181_1082762426_n.png

They've got me on this one

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link

she's a liberal wackadoodle, what more do you need to know

― Spectrum, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link

"if you like cute girls, you're probably a liberal"

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

It's kinda amazing that this manages to condense so much of what is detestable about conservative ideology into one image.

― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Sunday, 15 September 2013 07:37 (ten years ago) link

That image rather than this thread btw

― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Sunday, 15 September 2013 07:37 (ten years ago) link

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/73618_592803090765934_1406420421_n.png

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link

hold up the country is dying in ten days

― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

told Uncle Sam not to drive when he was on his meds ;_;

― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

Wait what's happening? Is that when Art Bell gets back on terrestrial radio?

― les nessmonster (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 21 September 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link

Obamacare

― I’m a sophisticated guy, I like sophisticated music (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 September 2013 05:43 (ten years ago) link

good luck usa

― Vote in the Stax Poll! (seandalai), Sunday, 22 September 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/36528_468905513223521_870558348_n.png

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 September 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link

"If your idea of sexy is pinning a girl, you're probably a conservative"

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 September 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xIqwuyw.png

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

i have some ideas re: #3

― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1377346_173721446149740_1520815585_n.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 September 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link

why can't America be more like North Korea?

― how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 September 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

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