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38. of downtown rochester wackos trying to kidnap me every day

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"downtown rochester"?

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

is that like "Buchwick"?

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

or whatever

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

39. lil adam (!!!)

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, what do you mean by "downtown Rochester". HWAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

duhhh'i live there?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

WHERE

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

alexander st? but whenever someone tries to kidnap me i am at around alexander and east, which is more downtown than my apartment is.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, that's not "downtown" really in my opinion. You ahve to go across the highway!

I'd hate living there.

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

jon the highway is like 3 blocks from that intersection. downtown in the broader sense anyway. it isn't a bad place for living

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

40. food snobbery

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Caitlin, I know. But I think of downtown as where the big buildings are.

Just all the bar traffic would drive me nuts. On the plus side, walking home from bars rules.

What do you mean by kidnap?

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

41. Todays rising tsunami of modgasms over on ILE

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

the bar traffic is far enough away from me that it isn't annoying. it's fun to walk by the hoochies-who-want-to-hook-up at night after the movies. ok this is what happened today (not really that interesting but creepy anyway)

i ordered a book from half.com but i accidentally put my apartment number instead of the house number for the address, so i wanted to walk by and see if this building actually exists and if so, do they have my book. so i was walking walking, crossed east ave, and a guy comes up behind me and says hi. i really didn't want him to walk with me the whole way (i was close to where i had to be anyway) so i'm like "oh i have a question does xxx alexander st. even exist?" and he says "oh this way follow me." but he thought i was really lost and that he was so so clever. and i said, "no, we're at 325, it can't be this way because the numbers are getting higher, see." busted! so he got all flustered and was like oh, uh, duh, oh, d'oh. then he goes, "how old are you?" and i said "um...what?" then he goes, "you gotta man?" i told him i wasn't answering that question and went home. the other time a guy was really adamant about giving me a ride, just wouldn't drop it after i told him three times i didn't need one, kept asking where i was going, ugh.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

42. of rich bosses who have lived in nyc for 20 years and don't who bushwick bill is

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

43. of people posting serious drama right before i post a lame joke (thus, made even lamer)

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't even know who bushwick bill are

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link

was

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link

My new name is Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir. I call myself Dr. because that is someone who must be precise when they execute their job. The Wolfgang is because on the cool, I'm into classical music and my favorite artist is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Bushwickin has to do with me being a father now and producing my own next of kin. So now I'm reproductive both verbally and physically. The Barbarian is to show that I still have the mind of a lunatic and that nothing's changed as far as me coming hard-core rough and rugged. Mother Funky Stay High is a manifestation of the aftermath of chronic-izm. Dollar Bill because I'm currently currency in the United States and abroad. Finally, "stir" is on the end because when I kick shit I always manage to stir something up, whether it's the police, parents, or pussy.

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i believe bushwick bill is still alive.

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

stir pussy

― amon (eman), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

44. of people who think Bushwick Bill is alive and deny the existence of Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

of people?

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

45. of people.

― amon (eman), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

of this thread

― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:34 (eighteen years ago) link

hatas neva prosper, bitches.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

DAMNIT I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 20 October 2005 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

46. of this guy ^^^^^^^^^

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

47. of cars other than Scions and PT Cruisers

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link

46. of this guy ^^^^^^^^^

: (

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I was kind of jokin, though I do kind of like Scions and PT Cruisers somewhat.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 20 October 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

48. of the concept of "chat"

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 07:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://environnement.ecoles.free.fr/images3/le%20singe%20et%20le%20chat.jpg

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 20 October 2005 09:38 (eighteen years ago) link

of that weird creamy shit when i pull out

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Thursday, 20 October 2005 09:43 (eighteen years ago) link

J'adore le singe.

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

En fait, j'adore tous les singes dans le monde. Pour aimer un singe, c'est normal pour moi, c'est comme pour aimer un frere.

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

― le singe avec un fez (FE7), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

tout le monde aime manger beaucoup de pancakes pour le matin

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

tres jolie, mon petite chou chou

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

49. yousendit

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

50. dave q fan threads

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Y'all need some French lessons.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

51. dave q fan sites!

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

sometimes i get the sense that certain fanboys have never actually read something really well-written, like, say, a novel.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

wait, is it aiment? aime? isn't tout le monde singular? (i only took french for one year!) tu as de chewing gum?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Y'all need some French lessons.

Va te faire foutre!

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm looking at that praise thread on ILE now and thinking, am I missing something? Maybe it's because I'm not really interested in the bands he's writing about, but I'm not sure what all the "omg fucking genius!!!!" stuff is about.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

he's like the Dave Barry of music writers, except a more foul-mouthed, drug-using variant.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

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434. I can't get gmail to work right now. Maybe I should start a thread about it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

435. "audience interaction"

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

433 sounds like my best friend from high school who hasn't quite realized we're not on the same page anymore and calls me and talks and talks and talks and talks relentlessly and i just throw in 'uh huh' and 'yeah' and 'you're kidding!' every once and a while and she doesn't pick up on it. it's worse cause it's not a coworker you can just write off. you have to figure out a way to gently get out of these situations.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

436. THIS THREAD

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Just one more.

437.) Also, sorry for all the block-quoting, but I think that posting the relevant bits here results in more people actually reading them.

and there's some scary-ass shit out there.

-- kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (jdsalmo...), March 1st, 2006 2:04 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

I like you, Jeremy, but between you and Ned and all of the hyperlinking, you're gonna drive me to Asa.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

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