http://i.imgur.com/zTeykNp.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
eggsactlyxp the fuck is that
― kinder, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
Cake
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
caek
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link
They order cake at my job every month. It's arrival in the afternoon is always announced over the p.a.by one of the senior editors who says it in this funny voice that makes everyone laugh.
Half of the office rises from their desk, walks down the hallway, and sings happy birthday, usually to the cake itself apparently since any birthday members with their name on the cake wouldn't be caught dead in front of that crowd. Then the cake is cut apart and segmented on to paper plates.
I usually get up from my desk about 20 minutes after the announcement is made and get my piece. Unlike in Office Space, it doesn't get eaten fast, so there's always plenty left. Last time, I went straight for the middle edge where the chocolate meets the vanilla part and got a flower in the process. Hey, it was my birthday after all and someone had already eaten my name.
― pplains, Friday, 29 November 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
i love cake and you're all a bunch of boringheads
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 November 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
Half of the office rises from their desk, walks down the hallway, and sings happy birthday, usually to the cake itself
lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
i'd prefer pizza
― ☞ (brimstead), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
^
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
i like pretty much all the deserts and also pizza
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
people want to bring me cool food, im with it
especially since the food i bring myself tends to be healthy and not that exciting
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
someone should start a shop called pizza boss where they make amazing edible pizza sculptures
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
what about a pizza cake
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
Sauce sourced from Sauce Boss
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
cheese boss, but then the bosses go to war
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
why do people hate cake
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
true story my parents arranged an incredible TMNT themed party for my 10th or 11th birthday which included a family friend coming to the door dressed as a pizza delivery guy and handing me a pizza box that when opened revealed a cake decorated to look like a pizza
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
prob the last time i ever enjoyed cake
a lot of cakes are gloopy diabetogenic crap but to hate the work of a talented professional patissier is something else
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
siiick xp
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
i'm not fond of icing myself. I love icing-free cake.
― ☞ (brimstead), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
some types of icing are better than others
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
anybody ever had one of these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta
― ☞ (brimstead), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
that is perfectly vile
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
Mayonnaise and shrimp. I'm in
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
otm ws
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, November 29, 2013 2:15 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The fuck is wrong with you people? Work cake is pretty much the only good thing about working in an office. You are a joyless fucking lot. Damn.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
I meant to OTM lagoon and yell at the rest of you.
I mean I'm not gonna sing or anything like that but I'll gladly eat my cake after everyone has made small talk and gotten theirs.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
erica you're bumming me out
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
enbb otm
― balls, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
gr80 you're the one bumming us out :(
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
x-post Sorry, dude. I hate offices and I like cake. I am not ashamed.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
cake is tearing us apart!
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Ban caek
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
cake is singing and cutting us into pieces, hopefully the worst is over
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
cut my cake into piecesthis is my last dessert
― pplains, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
*applauds*
― k3vin k., Friday, 29 November 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, November 29, 2013 2:22 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i think we've gotten to the root of it here. gr80, are you still hurting over this prank?
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 November 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
cake is the tits
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7PvtbkH0I (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 29 November 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
gr8010or11: i wanted a REAL PIZZA!!!!!gr80mommy: but gra--gr8010or11: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ~childrage~
― to BRR! is humane (m bison), Friday, 29 November 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
mom8080: Pizza at the door.gr8080: Cowabunga!mom8080: :)
<gr8080 goes to door, sees it's pizza shaped cake not pizza>
gr8080: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
hey guys what if it was a pizza shaped ICE CREAM cake, how fucked up woulda that been
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
what a horribly formed "cake"
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
I have a coworker who likes baking so sometimes she'll make something for birthdays.
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 29 November 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, November 29, 2013 3:39 PM (54 minutes ago)
if this is a dig at ice cream cakes i am prepared to go down swinging in their defense
― k3vin k., Friday, 29 November 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
This cake conversation is a good reminder that ilx is full of really smart ppl who are determined to be unhappy
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 November 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
Yeah cos sugar brings such happiness and fulfillment.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 29 November 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
Carpe cakem
ice cream cakes are dumb tho wow u made ice cream into the shape of a cake congratulation
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link