stalking list, summer 2007

i say play it cool also.

send the bitches my way bell labs

i WISH i knew padma ;_;

u gonna top chefs
http://www.asiansinmedia.org/pictures/people/padma_lakshmi.jpg

jess is such a liar he said he was coming back after beer run :(

i am so stupid

oh hush

j0n is living some east coast parallel of my life right now

all my romantic missives are edited to fit in a single sms or alternately a twitter entry

hahahahaha

except when he talks about shit i dont understand

(xpost bitter laughter of the lonely drunk)

i have in my saved drafts right now a txt that says "yo ****, you are cute and i like you" that i didnt send at the last minute after calling a friend for advice

you fuckin guys

-- ghost rider, Monday, July 2, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

haha deej good call

so, I went out tonight with some friends for dinner and then met up with a bartender friend who just adopted a rescued great dane (so huge and adorable and shy!) and followed her and some other friends to another couple bars.

such a great, beautiful night to sit on bar patios and enjoy life.

i don't think people in their early 20s understand "playing it straight" :(

oh god i love a great dane.
also: patios.
namely: drinking on patios.
i have a patio. guys, let's make this happen soon.

I wd like to get such a to-the-point text from a crush as "yo, Laurs, you are cute and I like u."

It sounds refreshing.

ya, rly.

why am i watching ab fab?

it's only nice when it's sincere
jw do u even remember what she looks like? or is that a different one

stop it
xpost

its v sincere but i feel like she's playing the game so i have to too

there is no such thing as "the game"

oh fuck yes there is!

1st date went really well but i missed opportunity to say anything and 2nd date isnt til next sunday and she's all 'i dont THINK i have anything scheduled then,' like in case she needs an out she's got it, and id rather do something like this in person but this is complicated by me working w/ her every day :-/ so should i be patient?

so not used to this, i havent been 'crushing' really in like 4 years, just dates and fwb's and gfs who skipped the dating process altogether

i need a crush :(

i think you hit a certain age and give up the game. why do i want to waste all my time playing games and possibly ruining shit for no reason when i could just be a huge douchebag and fuck things up proper

wait deej she is co-worker ABORT

we both hate job tho and are trying to leave. it is like a contest to see who gets another job first

i think my mistake is that i hold people to a certain standard of decency so am constantly disappointed. jon keeps telling me i should lower my standards but i don't think so. i just want people to not suck.
xxpost.

x-post deej
ok wellll then i say if you really, really like her make an overture but not via text message, but in person. if you're not willing to, she's not worth it.

txt from girl who i hooked up w/ right after i broke up w/ gf:

i hate that i miss you as much as i do. denial has faded into acceptance and im struggling. i hope its been worth it max.

??? i knew this girl for like 3 weeks and hooked up with her only 4 or 5 times.

also she is my advisors daughter. OOPS.

WASNT THTAT THE PLOT OF REVENGE OF NERDS 2

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/my_boss_s_daughter/_group_photos/ashton_kutcher1.jpg

YEAH ITS ALL A JOKE TO YOU GUYS

THIS SHIT HAS IRL CONSEQUENCES

ALSO REVENGE OF THE NERDS 2 WAS FILMED AT MY SCHOOL

aw max. i didn't mean it like that.

im willing to in person, just not in person @ work

is there off work bar-going or anything? or can you whisk her to the side while leaving the worplace and tell her how charming you find her?

All my friends are nelson-laughing at me saying I'm gonna end up daeting my friend who is moving in with me at the end of the year ;_; GOD STOP IT GUYS WE ARE NOT RARGH.

I mean he's cute and we get on great and stuff but ... NO.

I feel like my life is the plot of Questionable Content :/

is there off work bar-going or anything? or can you whisk her to the side while leaving the worplace and tell her how charming you find her?

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:00 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah i mean naturally, im not really giving the full story here but im not so sure a reveal is a smart thing to do @ this juncture

play by the "heart"
not by the "game"
this sis the most sincere thing ive said on the internet today horrrayy

you know the "reveal" is just as much "game" as anything else