What was the 2nd one? Already removed
― 龜, Friday, 16 May 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link
it was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfJJ4-AUyYg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:44 (ten years ago) link
Wow!!!
― schwantz, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:47 (ten years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/boy-pulls-off-the-smoothest-foul-ball-trick-to-impress-1578118307
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 18 May 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link
"It is the play of the game."
― pplains, Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link
We all could learn so many douchey moves from this young PUA in training
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztzwMiQTaI
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:26 (ten years ago) link
oh no
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link
looool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
ON THE SPOT DICESPIN
the way "person" just hangs onscreen while he says "C" is devastating
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:46 (ten years ago) link
goddddddddddddddddddddd im cringing
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link
If I were on for that show I'd honestly guess "The World's Fastest Dad"
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:49 (ten years ago) link
^ me too
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 May 2014 05:05 (ten years ago) link
his face after the texas a&m girl gets "achilles" right
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 11:31 (ten years ago) link
oh this is so excruciating
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 May 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link
getting beat by an aggie is never a fun moment.
― pplains, Monday, 19 May 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PQgtfKJzc
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link
but he still won. that makes me feel a bit better.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link
ON-THE-SPOT DICESPIN
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link
Me and my buddy World's Fastest Car are always making on-the-spot Dicespins
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
IN THE SPIT, DICKSPUN
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFegdkTZXD0
― am0n, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
OH!
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link
It occurs to me that maybe he thought it was WORLD'S FASTEST CAT
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
World's fastest cat? Oh I know him
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
ZZ Top appear in the novel as a group of Texan socialists searching through a sporting goods store for leotards. They're in the company of a friend, the wrestler Hulk Hogan. A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution. Hogan (the most socialist of the friends) suggests that ZZ Top may have been distracted from geopolitics at the time by the recording of Degüello, their debut album for Warner Brothers. To be honest, I've never heard any of ZZ Top's music, and I don't intend to. I just put them in because they seem like the most stereotypically American group ever. Later in the novel Kraftwerk's Florian Schneider and ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons ("brothers turned sour with rancourous rivalry") face off with spears. I won't spoil things by telling you who wins.
― famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link
A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution.
this may be the most amazing sentence I've ever read
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ccgnilD.png
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Kraftwerk are actually characters in the book. They visit Summerville, South Carolina—where most of the action takes place—in a Mercedes 600 and have a conversation about cuisine in a Tastee Freez. Florian Schneider bought a Mercedes 600 in the mid-1970s for 25,000 Deutschmarks. Kraftwerk's presence in the book is important: they represent the idea that Europe is several decades ahead of America, and that many of the "American" symbols of modernity—skyscrapers, freeways, even the hamburger and denim—are actually European inventions. The nemesis of Kraftwerk, in the book, is ZZ Top.
― famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
determined what waterface is quoting. well, yup, that makes sense.
― a strange man (mh), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
i thought he was going to for THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAT as well
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 May 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LWF3krn.gif
― 龜, Friday, 23 May 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/84b9f86f44100103e4a0cb1c98e128e6/tumblr_n5nxfeoxYc1qzj7lyo1_500.jpgsmall lolz
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 May 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link
I can't really figure out what's going on in that GIF
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link
dude asked for toilet paper from the other stall and rubbed Nutella on dude's hand when he passed it under the partition, simulating getting creamy shit all over the good Samaritan's hand
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link
i think we should just close up ilx for the weekend right there
― markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
oh I didn't see the hand-smear! That's gross.
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/S1P1EBZ.gif
― 龜, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sriZft4.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:03 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
― eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:14 (ten years ago) link
Post-Workout Power Move
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jsDWV8YpQ
― am0n, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link
yikes
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link
hey pree ladee
― am0n, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
I'm trying to conceive of that somehow being a sly viral campaign "hey look how bad this commercial is share with your friends haha!" but it feels a little too *off* to be deliberate somehow. IDK.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link
Yeah I'm not watching these commercials strictly for that reason. I see enough commercials when I don't have to click 'play'.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link
i don't even own a play button
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:10 (ten years ago) link
hey pree ladee― am0n, Tuesday, May 27, 2014
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link
http://dailyjournalonline.com/gallery/pics-bone-hole-getting-special-attention/collection_34f508ad-8c9b-5e82-9fd2-c352ae87938d.html
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link