getting beat by an aggie is never a fun moment.
― pplains, Monday, 19 May 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PQgtfKJzc
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link
but he still won. that makes me feel a bit better.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link
ON-THE-SPOT DICESPIN
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link
Me and my buddy World's Fastest Car are always making on-the-spot Dicespins
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
IN THE SPIT, DICKSPUN
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFegdkTZXD0
― am0n, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
OH!
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link
It occurs to me that maybe he thought it was WORLD'S FASTEST CAT
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
World's fastest cat? Oh I know him
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
ZZ Top appear in the novel as a group of Texan socialists searching through a sporting goods store for leotards. They're in the company of a friend, the wrestler Hulk Hogan. A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution. Hogan (the most socialist of the friends) suggests that ZZ Top may have been distracted from geopolitics at the time by the recording of Degüello, their debut album for Warner Brothers. To be honest, I've never heard any of ZZ Top's music, and I don't intend to. I just put them in because they seem like the most stereotypically American group ever. Later in the novel Kraftwerk's Florian Schneider and ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons ("brothers turned sour with rancourous rivalry") face off with spears. I won't spoil things by telling you who wins.
― famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link
A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution.
this may be the most amazing sentence I've ever read
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ccgnilD.png
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Kraftwerk are actually characters in the book. They visit Summerville, South Carolina—where most of the action takes place—in a Mercedes 600 and have a conversation about cuisine in a Tastee Freez. Florian Schneider bought a Mercedes 600 in the mid-1970s for 25,000 Deutschmarks. Kraftwerk's presence in the book is important: they represent the idea that Europe is several decades ahead of America, and that many of the "American" symbols of modernity—skyscrapers, freeways, even the hamburger and denim—are actually European inventions. The nemesis of Kraftwerk, in the book, is ZZ Top.
― famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
determined what waterface is quoting. well, yup, that makes sense.
― a strange man (mh), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
i thought he was going to for THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAT as well
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 May 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LWF3krn.gif
― 龜, Friday, 23 May 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/84b9f86f44100103e4a0cb1c98e128e6/tumblr_n5nxfeoxYc1qzj7lyo1_500.jpgsmall lolz
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 May 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link
I can't really figure out what's going on in that GIF
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link
dude asked for toilet paper from the other stall and rubbed Nutella on dude's hand when he passed it under the partition, simulating getting creamy shit all over the good Samaritan's hand
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link
i think we should just close up ilx for the weekend right there
― markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
oh I didn't see the hand-smear! That's gross.
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/S1P1EBZ.gif
― 龜, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sriZft4.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:03 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
― eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:14 (ten years ago) link
Post-Workout Power Move
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jsDWV8YpQ
― am0n, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link
yikes
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link
hey pree ladee
― am0n, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
I'm trying to conceive of that somehow being a sly viral campaign "hey look how bad this commercial is share with your friends haha!" but it feels a little too *off* to be deliberate somehow. IDK.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link
Yeah I'm not watching these commercials strictly for that reason. I see enough commercials when I don't have to click 'play'.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link
i don't even own a play button
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:10 (ten years ago) link
hey pree ladee― am0n, Tuesday, May 27, 2014
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link
http://dailyjournalonline.com/gallery/pics-bone-hole-getting-special-attention/collection_34f508ad-8c9b-5e82-9fd2-c352ae87938d.html
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link
lol
i grew up in that town
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
oh my
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link
NA where did you see that link, out of curiosity? i would love if the one thing that anyone ever connected with farmington was that story
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
Does everyone have a large bonehole there
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link
are there stories about the bonehole? tales? legends?
yes to your first question, and we don't like to talk about it
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Silence of the Bonehole
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
this is why when a stranger goes to a dive bar in a small town in the middle of nowhere, everyone just stares
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
"Do they know about our bonehole?"
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
the unspoken, urgent question on the patrons' minds: did you hear about the thing that we all have
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
exactly
Legends of the Bonehole
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 28, 2014 10:20 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I was using a news story about St. Louis for work and that showed up as one of the other "stories of interest" for that newspaper.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/hUX0ibKniIm
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link
i'm reading this 15 feet from roberta's
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 29, 2014 8:03 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is there a line or were you asked to leave?
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 29, 2014 8:04 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 May 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ROh9Gt5.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:08 (ten years ago) link