that is like a known thing w/wool (vs say polypro), it never smells
― gbx, Saturday, 4 October 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
Man, I have met some stinky sheep before though.
― pplains, Saturday, 4 October 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link
Putting off getting that antibiotic til after deadline; sinus infection turns into ear infection. Lose prescription slip while rushing to make overnight train trip out of state.
― deej loaf (D-40), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
went grocery shopping last night and when unpacking felt like something was missing; i look in my bag this morning and a jar of pickles is sitting among the books and folders.
― clouds, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
that's the cosmos giving you free lunch.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link
thats not dirtbag, thats luck
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link
yeah but i paid for it!
― clouds, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link
Yeah but then you forgot about it so
free pickles
― Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
got asked if i could meet for a job interview today, said yes then immediately said "wait how about friday?" when i remembered i am wearing pants with a hole in them and my shoes are in desperate need of a shine
― gr8080, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
Been waiting for nights when the temperature falls below freezing and leaving dress shirts overnight out on my roof instead of washing them
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link
I only dry-clean my wool sweaters like once per winter.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link
My parents visited last month and left a half a quart of ice cream in the chest freezer that happens to be in my garage. Now most of the time when I come and go that way I stop to eat some of it right out of the container using a giant screwdriver because I can't be bothered to bring a spoon down there.
― joygoat, Sunday, 8 March 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
That trumps what I've got.
http://i.imgur.com/fCxdP4D.jpg
I like to kick back on ILX. Usually in the same place with my feet up every time.
― pplains, Sunday, 8 March 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link
So you're saying you eat change?
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 8 March 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link
algae started growing in my water pitcher at work but i kept drinking out of it anyway?
― 龜, Friday, 7 August 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link
Take that, kombucha.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
many fridays incl. today i don't shower or brush my teeth or anything before i go to work.
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
fuck em, you're giving them better than they deserve every other day
― Upright Mammal (mh), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
I fell asleep on the couch last night AND forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Thank you, minty gum! *breathes garbage*
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 7 August 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
i need to shower this morning, i'm out of clean towels so i'm using .. a dishcloth
― mattresslessness, Saturday, 5 September 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
Been there, dried with that.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 5 September 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link
omg dying
― the late great, Sunday, 6 September 2015 07:27 (eight years ago) link
towellessness
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
I tore the crotch of my corduroys when I was at work a few weeks ago, so I went to the bathroom with a roll of duct tape, turned my pants inside out, and taped them back together. luckily my shift ended an hour later and I don't think anybody noticed.
on another occasion I forgot to wear my belt to work, so I looped a ziptie between two adjacent belt loops to keep my pants from falling down. I cut off and replaced the ziptie every time I went to the bathroom.
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
See now you're just maligning good old fashioned ingenuity.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 7 September 2015 10:34 (eight years ago) link
i am currently living in a van with two other people
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 22:06 (eight years ago) link
cycled to work showered out of a can worked cycled home walked a few miles around the city slaved over a hot iron for an hour went to bed kinda forgot how nice it feels going to bed sticky
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link
towellessness― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, September 6, 2015 12:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, September 6, 2015 12:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I dried myself off with sweaty-ass underwear the other day when I forgot my towel after jogging on my lunch break.
― how's life, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screen%20Shot%202015-09-08%20at%208.39.43%20PM_zps9pup5w7s.png
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 00:47 (eight years ago) link
i used to have a free gym t-shirt in my gym bag specifically for days when i forgot to bring a towel to the gym.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, September 8, 2015 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
beautiful post, rich w/o belaboring scenario
― crime breeze (schlump), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:26 (eight years ago) link
Remove a used paper towel from trash and re-use, because, you know, it's not that dirty, and the roll of paper towels is so far away, in the kitchen
― Dan I., Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
bare cardboard in the tp holder, new roll is always on top of the toilet
― ffolkes (map), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
i haven't used the tp holder in a decade because of cat
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
not sure this counts but I just ate a piece of pie with my hand, like a pizza slice
― brimstead, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link