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estela would employ elegantly vicious stupid-calling

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

exactly

this is a matter of fluid aesthetics

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link

feel like everyone shd follow their hearts and manifest their most final form

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

show me the way lagún

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

"idk after that he just.....idk. faded into light...."

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link

first gather up all yr owns and feed them to the fire, let the smoke cleanse you

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

idk maybe im in a kinda raw place tonight or sthing but I opened my desktop and a popup appeared and said avg has protected you from several threats recently and I nearly wept in gratitude at this strange and unasked for but directly acknowledged and calmly asserted kindness strange night strange times

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

sadly if you click the link it usually turns out AVG is lying to you

Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link

who can we trust

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

funny you shd ask, i have a new kind of social network to show you

Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

ello, gov'ner

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link

avg in a kinda raw place

龜✊ (wins), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

no protection?

virus protection

the man AVG

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 October 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link

'ironic review' did it first iirc (lee and herring)

kinder, Thursday, 16 October 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link

No offense to Dylann, who this was aimed at, but I think emil.y gets the 2014 truth bomb award with this one:

People who believe their lives are stories tend to behave like the people who surround them are characters in their stories and not living autonomous human beings. This is some major bullshit.
― emil.y, Thursday, October 16, 2014 2:17 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link

77 bomb unfortunately

龜✊ (wins), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Also xxp kinder otm and ironic review was the prototype for Challop Theory as discussed on this board for like a decade, so that comic is extra redundant here

龜✊ (wins), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah I actually thought I posted a response a few days ago about how there was nothing truth bomby about identifying the phenomenon of a challop in 2014, but I guess I didn't hit submit?

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

77 bomb unfortunately

― 龜✊ (wins), Tuesday, October 21, 2014 10:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ahh bookmarks have blown my ability to distinguish 77 from regular ILX. Sorry guys.

Can a mod delete my previous post?

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

77 bomb unfortunately

― 龜✊ (wins), Tuesday, October 21, 2014 11:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

narc

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

emil.y still wins TB2014 afaic

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link

for real

john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link

enh

k3vin k., Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

a guy I went to college who is now sort of a minor local celebrity once interrupted me with "If this conversation was happening in a movie would you want to watch that movie?"

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

Fuck that person

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

sounds like they were high as heck

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

If this conversation were in your breakfast bowl and you could not finish it, would Garth be along to clean it up for you?

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

Sounds like he was reading too much Bret Easton Ellis

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link

emil.y majorly otm

show me love alamuddin (qiqing), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link

People who believe their lives are stories tend to behave like the people who surround them are characters in their stories and not living autonomous human beings. This is some major bullshit.
― emil.y, Thursday, October 16, 2014 2:17 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never met anyone like this, and I'm on S08E03.

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link

Lol

龜✊ (wins), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

why is it whenever someone talks about "their work" they always turn out to have like 5 jobs none of which are real?

-author, designer, filmmaker, firestarter

― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 October 2014 18:32 (8 minutes ago) Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

hahahahha

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 October 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

people still out there claiming firestarter isnt a real job smh

lag∞n, Friday, 24 October 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

"If this conversation was happening in a movie would you want to watch that movie?"

I hope you had a sock o' manure handy

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 October 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

I would watch that movie

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

blogger, digital content specialist, social media consultant, sous chef, knitter, giver of hugs, eater of food, coffee drinker, nap aficionado, dog owner, i make a great martini and feel things too deeply

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 October 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

sounds extremely fuckable

lag∞n, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

writer, dreamer, killer of sheep

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

tbf, charles burnett could use that one.

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

sounds extremely fuckable

― lag∞n, Friday, October 24, 2014 2:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

send me an ilx mail

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

blogger, digital content specialist, social media consultant, sous chef, knitter, giver of hugs, eater of food, coffee drinker, nap aficionado, dog owner, i make a great martini and feel things too deeply

honestly did you just make this up because this feels way too real, know at least a dozen or so people that have claimed some assemblage of this to self-describe

marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

love "digital content specialist" i have definitely seen this as a job title quite frequently. anything from clerical web bullshit to high-level strategic positions

marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

haha i just made it up, i've seen too many social media manager twitter bios i guess

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

haha

marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

made me think of the movie KILLER OF SHEEP

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

feel things too deeply

my lord if people could get paid for this

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link

made me think of the movie KILLER OF SHEEP

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is a very fine film

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

yes it is
way better than EATER OF FOOD which was a waste of 90 min

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link


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