It would be an honor to be a booty cleaner
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
I have a strong suspicion I know who it is, just based on the posting style, knowledge of boot cleaning, and generosity of responses.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link
have not encountered any booty cleaner posts but guessing elmo
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link
It's on ILTMI. Very educational re: booty cleaning.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link
i dont read that bord its for sickos
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link
I'm just glad geir is back
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
I have questions about booty cleaning.― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, December 31, 2014 6:38 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkyou rang?― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, December 31, 2014 6:44 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, December 31, 2014 6:38 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you rang?
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, December 31, 2014 6:44 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gr8080, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
yea that's who i thought, either him or fgti
― marcos, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link
^"a booty cleaner"'s first post was an hour later
― gr8080, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link
xpost
lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link
i figured it was dayo based on
1) posting style2) he started that booty eating thread3) i searched ilx for "slow yr roll" because it sounded familiar and got one of his posts most recently
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link
hmm hard to argue against grade's evidence
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link
I confess. It was me
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link
why I think it's booty
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link
Given k3v's stunning display of mental deduction itt, I have just want question for k3v: do you eat the booty?
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link
i figured it was who ENBB and gr80 did because said individual is a board mod and it is easier to make fake usernames as a mod.
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link
settled
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link
Cleaned
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link
"a booty settler" sounds vaguely threatening
― Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link
I kind of think "a booty cleaner" sounds like a forgotten Warp records IDM artist.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link
I never said who I figured it was! ;)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link
(y you right)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link
booty colonialist
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link
WHAT is that SMELL? or - how to clean my booties? 7 years, 2 months ago #19115chris71
OFFLINEGold Boarder
Posts: 183 My booties, rodeo socks and other pair of kayak footwear are all 'rotten'...
I rinse, air dry, and generally take decent care of my gear (OK OK, my wife is the driving force on that...)
BUT - I can't stop my footwear from stinking, rotting, etc.and I've not got particularly stinking feet!
I've tried soaking the gear in dish suds, helped, but the odours come back.Tried a few commercial shoe sprays, but didn't seem to work.
What do other folks do?should i just plan on replacing footwear each year?
PEE-YEW!
― flopson, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link
lol u guys
― Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
we love you stevie
― marcos, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Stevie can you believe k3v thought a booty cleaner was you??? Wow what a dummy
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link
i do not eat the booty but have nothing but respect for its practitioners
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link
just stop changing yr fucking names
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link
no its good
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link
― 龜, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:33 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
v shitty imo
― Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link
Someone needs his booty cleaned
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link
k3v is not a practitioner k3v is a manager
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link
― Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:48 PM (6 minutes ago)
i c what you diff there
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link
k3v is the worst at figuring out who posters are under new names
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link
I'll get it out of the way. I'm Momus
― 龜, Wednesday, January 1, 2014 7:31 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
loved yr blog. I used to read it when I worked in the finance sector
― ogmor, Wednesday, January 1, 2014 7:36 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
sry just bein cheeky
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link
"i c what you diff there
― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:56 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"
omg did you just make the nerdiest medical joke?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
i lol'd
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
So did I! I was going to say - if so, I love you.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
he ought to be flagyllated for that one
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
literally smdh (while smiling)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link
;)
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link
cmdb?
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link
For some reason I picture booty cleaner as that vacuum cleaner robot in MST3K but brandishing a swifter in one hand and a spray bottle in the other
― brimstead, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link
<3
― a drug by the name of WORLD WITHOUT END (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
drash?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link
Sarah silverman, Michael Cera, and Reggie Watts?
― how's life, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link
that's jash i think
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 March 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link