stalking list, summer 2007

im willing to in person, just not in person @ work

is there off work bar-going or anything? or can you whisk her to the side while leaving the worplace and tell her how charming you find her?

All my friends are nelson-laughing at me saying I'm gonna end up daeting my friend who is moving in with me at the end of the year ;_; GOD STOP IT GUYS WE ARE NOT RARGH.

I mean he's cute and we get on great and stuff but ... NO.

I feel like my life is the plot of Questionable Content :/

is there off work bar-going or anything? or can you whisk her to the side while leaving the worplace and tell her how charming you find her?

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:00 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah i mean naturally, im not really giving the full story here but im not so sure a reveal is a smart thing to do @ this juncture

play by the "heart"
not by the "game"
this sis the most sincere thing ive said on the internet today horrrayy

you know the "reveal" is just as much "game" as anything else

ok moment of weakness over, playing it cool from here on out

high-fives dueds i go to slleep now

i should go to sleep and stop stalkin'

I've got a m8 who's useless with women. He gets drunk and sends the women he's trying to pursue the WORST shit. We've, very wittily, nicknamed him the SMStalker.

I also remember reading his email once and he ended an email to this chick with a Neutral Milk Hotel lyric (that was about 5 years ago).

^^^It wasn't just me doing the reading, other people were there too. In fact, I was in no way the instigator.

I write lyrics in my emails sometimes ;_; Not crappy emo shit band ones though.

max that girl is creeeeeeepy.

in defense of max's creepy girl, she's probably just young and doesn't know better

doesn't know better than to not be creepy?

Well, more "overinvested" maybe.

girls be needing to learn making out with a dude will not make him your boyfriend.

uh so I'm all embarassed and shit sitting on the couch hung over.... and my phone just sms beeps :(

1 million gold coins to the person who invents a phone Breathalyzer.

But the Korean cell phone manufacturer LG Electronics, according to ABC News, has gone a step further with the party gimmicks. LG's LP4100 brand, to be released in the U.S. later this year, not only takes pictures of your friends' bar tricks, it can also ward off two of a wild Saturday night's most undesirable consequences--drunk dialing and DUIs.

The LP4100 has a built-in breath analyzer that, when blown into by an intoxicated partier, gives a warning and displays a nifty little animation of a car swerving on a road and crashing into traffic cones. (Which should be easy for even the tipsy mind to understand.)

The phone can also be programmed to block selected numbers in the address book--bosses, moms, exes, pizzerias--if the breath analyzer records a blood-alcohol concentration over 0.08.

It's already a hit in Korea, where more than 200,000 of LG's Breathalyzer-type phones have been sold.

at least all i did when i drank last night was posted about my boring bullshit on here

personally, i think all my phone should have in it when drunk is pizzerias

then get up late for work

I need like 8 blowjobs for this much ennui

I watched some tv and fell asleep. OH YEAH AND GOT IT ON.

that was actually a lot meaner than I thought it would be.

i would think a portable breathalyzer would encourage me to drink more and set new personal records

you know that actually is what happened with someone I know.

that's what happened to everyone I know who got a breathalyzer

If I had one of those, we could institute a scoring system into the "John Justen and Fluffy Bear will drink it" thread.

Which kind of means I need one.

I wish such a phone had existed four years ago. My life would have been so much tolerable. :(

I don't want any of those test strip ones.

What I want is a thing that goes up a tower and hits a bell like those test your strength ones. hmmm

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/cjmyers009/Breathalyzer-1.jpg

My old bar had this chart with wheels and things that you could use to try and figure out if you were over the limit. It was great fun to try and figure out how the fuck to read it when you were already too far gone. Hmm, maybe that was the actual test.

HI GUYS (NAMELY TRZA) I WENT OUT TO BUY MORE BEER LAST NIGHT BUT THEN I WENT TO THE BAR AND NOW I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT!

SORRY!

(mostly sorry for my head.)

ruh roh!

did you buy beer and take it to the bar or did you cross the bar's path first?

i am kinda woah tired today but we have 4th of july breakfast so that is helping :D

consumption list for last night:
newcastle
curried chicken
newcastle
strongbow
strongbow
warsteiner dunkel

"OOPS I WENT TO A BAR"

Delicious delicious dirty martinis were the order of the evening for me. Two was prob not enough but I got sleepy.

unless they're small martini glasses (bar I go to has giiiiiiant glasses) two is def. enough

ha, I called girl last night and she was watching top chef while i was watching hell's kitchen (= she is classy and has cable, and I am low)

They were regular glasses. And if I'd gotten more than 4 hrs' sleep the night before, I'd have had a third drink...but alas.

i think i walked across the street and the liquor store was closed already but the bar was not U_U

I think Vic and I need to go to Uni0n p00l again :(

http://madinkbeard.com/blog/wp-content/images/tintin-nothing.jpg

i drank a bottle of wine and smoked and watch 3 episodes of larry sanders by myself

but i avoided sending a stupid email to my ex