stalking list, summer 2007

19. indoor camp fire

20. shared tomato juice bath following skunk incident

21. smoke up and watch the complete works of r. dangerfield

11 is SO OTM.

22. shared 'champagne of beers' bath

22. Go the park and laugh and laugh at the suffering of couples with children.

jordan will you marry me?

23. fatten up

alternately i can just stalk you

25. buy each other disappointing gifts for various holidays, have awkward interactions surrounding family obligations

26. menorah fencing

27. Break up as soon as last NYE party has been safely endured

28. watch all 4 seasons of the wire in a 3 week period as the house decays around you

29. cocaine

we can have a winter fling, jess

can i watch?

/crepe

re: 27 week before valentine's amirite :(

i won't put out til the third date

p.s. I am stalking everyone on this thread

Fling-watching:

http://www.streetswing.com/histmain/histitl/1hghflng1.jpg

srsly though jordan/jess winter fling should be big brothered. live blog that shit!

uhh

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

hehe. stalking, guys. get it?

plug-and-vlog

i won't put out til the third date shared bath

let the good times roll

i won't put out til the third date shared bath expensive gift amirite.

do you have amazon wishlist?

btw u r very pretty

does "champagne of beers" count as expensive gift?

u guys are unloved

x-post at Laurel

Oh damn, why was I even worried? I think I was in a foul mood about relationships when I posted that, in retrospect it was really more of a bad feedback loop at the time with that girl and the fact that she just didn't seem to catch some hints while accidentally pushing every button I have about relationship worries.

uh, anyway back to regularly scheduled programming. I'm also stalking gyros.

stalking olympics 2007

u guys are full of horny

is it wrong if i install a gps tracker on the empanada man y/n

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THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO LIVE BLOG **EVERYTHING**

no champagne as beers counts as MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT.

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too many xposts to figure out

champagne OF beers. but that typo is pretty telling.

stalking the new unadvertised bar below our restaurant district that's really only meant for other bartenders and such

they have coors, bud, pbr on tap... nothing else I think

u guys are full of horny

Aren't you married? If "y", shut the hell up.

laurel otm

the horny is actually spilling over

balls are so blue they're black

haha laurel i love yr sass today

btw guys did i mention that i was recently a REBOUND unknowingly

well, i figured it out eventually obviously

namely when, on the fourth or fifth date, she started unloading on me in the cab about her asshole boyfriend of two years which she recently dumped