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― am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CM3Kye8VAAA2HA_.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
Key difference between small towns and the rest of America is they tend to not complain when a Walmart is built there.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
Maybe not now....
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
Maybe that should say "tend not to complain as much". Anyways my point is this "small town" thing like there are mythical towns w individual personalities and not the US as one homogenous corporate landscape is bs.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link
There are small towns with individual personalities.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
Also the US is if not one homogeneous corporate landscape, there are belts of homogeneous corporate landscape. But within those belts are small towns that don't all feel the exact same.
And look I've flipped small town life the bird and intend to live in the city limits of Chicago until I choke on a slice of deep dish pizza or get crushed by a CTA train so I'm not romanticizing small towns, and the straw town the dingaling in that cartoon describes is definitely bs, but there are for sure noticeable and measurable differences between different small towns in the US.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
I was joking last week about how college-ish towns with pedestrian malls are similar enough you feel like you could turn around a corner and come out in a different city
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
i dunno man i'm a few weeks away from becoming a vermonter and VT is full of mythical lil towns
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
similar to each other, perhaps, but quite unlike the generic homogenous small town you're envisioning, adam
also, honest q: have you lived in or spent any amount of quality time in a small town? a handful of on this very board are from the same small midwestern town that, on the face of it, is the homogenous corporatized town you're tilting at and while it has def changed in the last fifteen or so years, it's still it's own weird (and not even that small) place. like i dunno if it still holds, but when i was in HS there was a very unique h4stings "accent" that was not really all that similar to the more generic "ya sure you betcha" minnesotan accent
fahkin a dood me an siebenaler are gonna get a sixer from his bruther and head down to the bottoms and do some fahkin chewin maybe stop by the churrch and whip some fahkin shitties in the parkin lot
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:13 (eight years ago) link
it's like I'm standing next to you, listening, right now!
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
Not sure, I grew up in various suburban cities w populations under 10k, maybe that isn't really a small town. The only things that stood out in my mind as particular to those towns vs other places when I left were several cherished budget movie theaters that closed down a long time ago.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:32 (eight years ago) link
Also most of my teenage years the city I lived in was wholly defined by the mega church that I despised.
I don't mind people who have strong convictions that aren't mine, I only care when they act like I'm _wrong_ for living differently and that their way is the only _right_ way. Or if they try to claim their kids shouldn't know other things exist, because by denying the ways of the world or even knowledge of how other people live, they're somehow doing people a service.
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:39 (eight years ago) link
I mean, I live in a smaller- to mid-sized city and there's at least once church congregation that was trying to get a suburban school district to change the reading curriculum or the contents of the high school library. Really? I'm cool with reading all kinds of things that don't fit with my world view, especially when they make me appreciate or reexamine why I believe what I do. And schools and libraries are exactly the place for that sort of thing.
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
A lot of American "small towns" are meth-addled hellholes.
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 21 August 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link
not any worse than the areas of large cities with the same demographics
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link
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― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 August 2015 06:25 (eight years ago) link
oh my god they are really going back to the well
https://twitter.com/weknowwhatsbest/status/638153297958842368
― goole, Monday, 31 August 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
yeah there wasn't much outcry about the shooting of the TV reporters, liberal media really swept that under the rug
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPCgKJ1XAAEbWtj.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
found it! it's in the middle
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
Least and Rest
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
i feel sorry for whoever is lost in the woods with a compass that only says L and R
let's see....Left is...yes, over here to the left
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
Remind me again when we had a moral compass plz
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link
reagan
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
The actor?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
history ended after reagan
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
fukuyama was right
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cyclone
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:17 (eight years ago) link
ha "The actor?" was such a committed pvmic, i enjoyed it v much
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
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― schwantz, Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link
Good use of the X-Files font.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link
I like how they added a huge amount of precision to their bogus calculation.
― schwantz, Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link
Left out the number of bankrupt businesses
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
Hahaha I love it when people use anything other than an actual IQ test to glean an iq score
― zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
all presidential candidates should have to take the wonderlic
― mookieproof, Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link
Caring?
― koogs, Sunday, 20 September 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPgzWfxWUAAiq6x.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
most dads won't do the tragic pose, share if you agree
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 21:26 (eight years ago) link
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― Mordy, Thursday, 8 October 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link
unempolyeed
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 October 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link
the idea that a violent suicidal teen would be put off by an armed guard suggests that he is thinking clearly
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link
Is the violent suicidal teen the student or the veteran in this case?
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 8 October 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
Damn
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRDRveeUEAAaC5D.jpg
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2015 11:55 (eight years ago) link
Most politicians are lawyers and the bible has nothing but disdain for them and politicians, the other politicians I mean, the ones who aren't lawyers.
― Do you feel guilty about your wight western priva (ledge), Monday, 12 October 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link
I love these general purpose ones that are obviously just a bunch of SCARY THINGS designed to keep the anxiety of white America whipped into a froth.
― si monvmentvm reqvires, pvmpkin spice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 October 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
Either they are confused about DOMA or I am...
― carl agatha, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link