Jordan,
Thank you for signing your liability waiver, we will review it for correctness when you arrive. For your records, here is a copy of the waiver you agreed to. To save time during the check in process, you can bring a printed copy with you.
House Of Boom Extreme Air Sports100 Urton Ln Louisville, KY 40223
― expertly crafted referential display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
Merry Christmas Amanda! Enjoy this wonderful gift of National Geographic Magazine. Now you have more material for lighters;) Love, Ryan
― alomar lines, Friday, 25 December 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
Sender: Robert Y...To: Clay S...
Subject: [no subject]
Go.
― Clay, Friday, 25 December 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link
Microuf new 10 computer
One of the boys gave me this one and I’m having a hard time learning how to operate it , as I understand many other people have . I’d like to have the old one back .
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!
― pplains, Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link
Ticket Purchase DetailsConfirmation Number: 0720038823Movie Title: Star Wars: The Force AwakensMovie Date: 12/26/2015Movie Time: 3:30 PMTicket Quantity: 2Ticket Type: 2 AdultTheatre Name: AMC Livonia 20Theatre Address: 19500 Haggerty RoadLIVONIA, MI 48152Theatre Phone Number: (734) 542-3191Ticket Amount: 2 Adult Tickets $17.58Ticket Total: $17.58Total Convenience Fee: $2.50
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 December 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link
$17.58 inc tax and fees for two tickets? i'm moving to livonia mi
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 December 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link
Reminder: Your ecard from Warren/Hilda is waiting for you at AmericanGreetings.com
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
- logistics planning for the muse concert in toronto jan 16 - a draft of a letter that a couple wrote with the help of their therapist to another couple
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link
^now you're just teasing with that last one
― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link
i would feel bad posting it, but it's so vague it's not actually that interesting. i think from a husband and wife to the husband's brother and his wife.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link
"We're sorry we ordered the extra sour cream from Uncle Julio's. We had no idea Susan was intolerant of lactose."
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link
Hey, DAMNIT!
Thanks for registering and becoming a PlayersPlus member.
..a woman in Oregon has spent the last few years believing my email address is hers. Stop it, damnit!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link
oh god I just remembered that a client of one of my former companies sent in a note to my firm, on the back of which was a letter to presumably her ex about their relationship.
― kinder, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link
juicy
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link
Another one. No text but the subject:
Hi neighbors. Here we are at sea tac waiting for flight to la. All is good. Sunny & gorgeous here. Heard from my sister , looks like she won't be coming to basin tonight. Maybe later. Will you close my Gate at some point? Love to you both!
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:39 (eight years ago) link
I think the airport has an employee who closes the gate after a flight departs.
― pplains, Thursday, 7 January 2016 01:22 (eight years ago) link
"You are old, Father William," the young man said,"And your hair has become very white;And yet you incessantly stand on your head--Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,"I feared it might injure the brain;But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,Why, I do it again and again."
"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,And have grown most uncommonly fat;Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door--Pray, what is the reason of that?"
"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his gray locks,"I kept all my limbs very suppleBy the use of this ointment--one shilling the box--Allow me to sell you a couple."
"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weakFor anything tougher than suet;Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak:Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,And argued each case with my wife;And the muscular strength which it gave to my jawHas lasted the rest of my life."
"You are old," said the youth; "one would hardly supposeThat your eye was as steady as ever;Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--What made you so awfully clever?"
"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"Said his father, "don't give yourself airs!Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?Be off, or I'll kick you down-stairs!"
-- Lewis Carroll
― Mr. Snroombes (mattresslessness), Thursday, 14 January 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link
Hello Alumni!
I'd first like to wish you all a Happy New Year! I hope 2016 brings you all the happiness and prosperity you deserve.
We will be hosting an open house/support meeting that is specific to **** only clients and be ecstatic if you would be able to joint us:
Event details:
Address: Men Being Honest Group, *** ******** ***. This is misleading - so we meet AT THE ENTRANCE AROUND THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BUILDING, on ********* St. under the bridge. We all go in together as it is a secure building, so please try to be on time. Look for a bunch of misfits milling about the side entrance. If you get confused, call Curtis at (***) ***-****
--there will be light snacks and beverages provided.
― pplains, Friday, 15 January 2016 02:32 (eight years ago) link
Fw: Watch Lecture One for "Winston Churchill and Statesmanship"
Dear mh: I hope you will watch this series on “Winston Churchill” and possibly take a few minutes to make some notes and to begin writing your thoughts down. Because within your genes rest your great grandfather and your father who believe strongly in the Ten Commands as well as the Bill of Rights and the Constitution.Love youDad
Sent from Windows Mail
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 18 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link
Fw: 123_1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Kar0YkR.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
I just got a forwarded message from my non-dad about a second part of this Churchill series
I should watch it, I am really intrigued to see how Winston Churchill is related to the ten commandments, bill of rights, and constitution
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link
Tre,
-- how many have criminal conviction -- need their contact info to get info on the conviction (email and phone number) **Students with FELONY or misdemeanor charges of Domestic Violence, Physical Assault, unlawful use of a firearm, etc., will not be accepted for training. No Exceptions.**-- how many members-- need their full name, DOB, contact information--do you want just white card for team members or blue cards for those who qualify to carry a weapon?-- Company is responsible for security guards required training. --Will have to be trained by a Board-approved instructor--Will you be covering the cost for me to take exam if I have to take it
― pplains, Thursday, 21 January 2016 02:32 (eight years ago) link
Dear Lord, Don.
http://i.imgur.com/rP7a6LK.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link
lol @ "Al, Al, Al, Bill, Bill, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bruce, Bruce, Christene, Chuck, Chuck, Dale, Dan, Dan, ..."
― service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link
AlAlAlBillBillBobBobBobBobBobBruceBruceChristeneChuckChuckDaleDanDanDennisDennyDonEdGaryGaryGeneGeneJackJaimeJayJeffJeremyJerryJimJimJimJimJimJoeJoeJoeJoeJoeJohnJohnKevinKevinLenMarkMichaelMiguelMikeMikeNickNickPatPatPatPatPatrickPatrickPetePeteRogerRyanRyanSalSteveSteveSteveSteveThomasTimTimTimTimTimothyTomTomTomTomTomTomTomTyVal & LauraWally
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 02:01 (eight years ago) link
poll
― petulant dick master (silby), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link
Lyrics
― service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 02:45 (eight years ago) link
What? Creepy weirdos in a thread called "(redacted)" ? I'm shocked!
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 08:59 (eight years ago) link
Ha! Wrong thread, but I'm sticking with this mistake.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 09:00 (eight years ago) link
I won't have you coming into this thread and besmirching the good names of Mike, Mike, Nick, Nick, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Patrick, Patrick, Pete, Pete and Roger like that.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:15 (eight years ago) link
Just the Chucks, dude. Just the Chucks. *shivers*
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:41 (eight years ago) link
some recent trend with ilxors impugning the names of my coworkers
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 14:49 (eight years ago) link
zero jareds tho
― service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 15:48 (eight years ago) link
my coworker is 1/4 lebanese and a ginger, that has to count for something
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 15:54 (eight years ago) link
Just got a resume which included this:
http://i.imgur.com/23rZhXs.png
― pplains, Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:47 (eight years ago) link
...they're talking about pets, right?
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 4 February 2016 02:16 (eight years ago) link
Nope.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 February 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link
The english is so garbled in that. And people wonder why they cant find work.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 4 February 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link
can't find work in the health care industry, at that.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 February 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link
WWR is offering limited spring turkey hunting this year as there are an abundant amount of birds due to excellent range conditions and it should be awesome hunting.
Season: May 19th thru May 1st
$1,295 - 2 night all inclusive guided hunt with luxury lodging, chef prepared meals, & 1 Tom (unguided $995)
2 person minimum
― Three Word Username, Monday, 8 February 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link
Dear Jesus
Thank you for your application for a Mechanical Maintenance Engineer role with our company.
Whilst being very impressed with your C.V. and qualifications, unfortunately we have no suitable vacancies available currently.
sorry Jesus. :(
also "whilst"
― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
oh, I guess they're a UK company, so maybe "whilst" is less pretentious there.
Premium content for Club 77 members: http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=5801577&boardid=77&threadid=90933
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link
Hello, You are receiving this email because you have one or more DVDs checked out from the WWCH DVD library, and this is your reminder that they are now due for return. I will be at the meeting this Saturday to accept returns. Some people have experienced issues with playing a couple of the DVDs. If you have experienced any issues with the DVD you have checked out, please either reply to this message and let me know the title of the DVD or put a note with the DVD. If the DVD is boring, that does not count as a playback issue! :o) Seriously, though, I welcome all feedback. I will be adding to the library this year and the feedback is helpful guidance for future purchases. Thank you and see you on Saturday!
Lisa
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link
Here's the Receipt You Requested in Our Store 2497 South West 27th Avenue Ocala, FL 34474 (352) 873-8767 SALE 1790040 1 001 67936 1679 02/16/16 12:54QTY SKU PRICE REWARDS NUMBER 2889594889 1 PHONE MESSAGE BK 2 087958411546 12.29 1 ENVELOPE SECURITY 718103031271 18.99 1 9X12 CLEAR CLASP E 718103146593 4.79 1 BIC WITE-OUT CORRE * 070330505926 3.00 1 BROTHER TN450 HY B 012502626770 73.99 SUBTOTAL 113.06 Standard Tax 6.00% 6.78 TOTAL $119.84 Visa 119.84
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link
:(
Dear Jordan, I gave your Dad a Check for $100 last week to put in your Chase Account. I hope that helps you a little bit. Hope that your test results turned out good. Thank you for calling me , it was so good to hear from you.Maybe we can look into getting you a computer later, maybe your mom could help get one. Love, Grandma Jean
― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link
Thank you for your enquiry!
Dear Mr mh,
You are one step away from selling your LAND ROVER FREELANDER TD4 HSE - TF07UGG
Your Appointment is confirmed at:
Dealer: Evans Halshaw Car Supermarket Plymouth - PL7 1YBTime: 10:40Date: 19/02/2016Contact: The Sell Your Car Buyer
What to bring with you:
V5 DocumentPhotographic ID (either passport or driving licence)Utility Bill - showing the address of vehicle registration (dated within the last 3 months)Your UK bank details - (so that we can process your payment)Valid MOT Certificate (if applicable)Car Service History (if applicable)Valid Finance Settlement Letter (showing final settlement figure if applicable)All Keys including sparesAny accessories which are related to the use of the vehicle i.e. user manuals, locking wheel nuts, radio fascias etc.
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 18 February 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link
Subject: Will you be Nathan�s Accountability Partner?You are being invited to receive Covenant Eyes Internet Accountability Reports for Nathan. Nathan is installing the Covenant Eyes program on computers, phones, and tablets they use, which will monitor everywhere they go online.As an Accountability Partner, you will get Accountability Reports that will show Internet activity for Nathan. You can then use these Reports to have informed discussions with Nathan about Internet use.Accept or decline this invitation.Learn more about what a good Accountability Partner is supposed to do, and how accountability can help a person to establish good online habits.Sincerely,The Covenant Eyes Team
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 February 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link
And you accepted, yes?
― pplains, Thursday, 25 February 2016 15:50 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9j5gHid.png
Please don't swipe right. Please don't swipe right. Please don't swipe right.
― pplains, Thursday, 25 February 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link