stalking list, summer 2007

ha, I called girl last night and she was watching top chef while i was watching hell's kitchen (= she is classy and has cable, and I am low)

They were regular glasses. And if I'd gotten more than 4 hrs' sleep the night before, I'd have had a third drink...but alas.

i think i walked across the street and the liquor store was closed already but the bar was not U_U

I think Vic and I need to go to Uni0n p00l again :(

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i drank a bottle of wine and smoked and watch 3 episodes of larry sanders by myself

but i avoided sending a stupid email to my ex

All my weird paranoias about exes and such seemed to evaporate over the last couple days. Now it's all patios and beers and food and friends for the next few days, and music festivals and lots of shit to do at work. Life is back to normality, I guess

Last week, I was politely asked not to crash my exes wedding this Saturday and cause trouble. Which actually makes it a much more entertaining concept to do so.

Are you invited?

wow, if I got married I would definitely call people to tell them they weren't invited.

No. The groom is afraid of me, and requested that I be left off the invitation list.

xpost

For historical reference, plz to consult NB summer of love '06.

wow. xpost

Last summer blew.

Hooray for "not last summer" turn of events, srsly.

2x

you know, i can't say there has been any good summer of love action on my side, but at least there's been nothing BAD! last summer was some major crap.

Last summer10 months blew.

see i had FALL OF LOVE '06. i was behind the curve by like three months.

Back on topic: who should be on my stalking list?

- iranian hot dog vendor, corner of 53rd and broadway
- jerry stiller
- our nation's firefighters
- that dishy strongo hulkington

yeah i don't have any stalkees either

Noize should have it's own version of Secret Santa, but with creepy phone calls instead of inexpensive gifts.

And if I'd gotten more than 4 hrs' sleep the night before, I'd have had a third drink...but alas

dorothy parker to thread, regarding 3 martinis.

Maybe Andy Dick. He'd probably invite you back to his place to do coke.

never been stalked ;_;

I propose:

-drummer from A@ (at Cakeshop on Sun, any takers?)
-post-DC seat-mate, lost to the mists of time & hangoverness, alas
-?

* cute girl who works at jerry's tacos
* cute girl who works at mediterranean triangle
* cute girls who work at auntie em's

what does it say about me that all of my stalking candidates are food service employees

- any woman who would actually put up with me

it says you're needy

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also fat

what about women who would put up with you up to the point of stalking. PARADOX

all attention is good attention

Especially where 'attention' means buying me drinks.

^^^ qft

-drummer from A@ (at Cakeshop on Sun, any takers?)

^ yes

what about women who would put up with you up to the point of stalking.

Actually, the only way I can put up with stalkers is if they buy me drinks/get me stoned. Otherwise I have to play pinball and ignore them long enough to where they get the point.

I imagine you attract lots of stalkers Michael.

Blind cretins, for the most part, alas, and people of highly suspect taste.

haha

Delicious delicious dirty martinis were the order of the evening for me.

That could easily be the order of the late morning for me today.

yeah i'm about ready to uncork the rye again

tho it is early afternoon on this coast

also i'm an alcoholic

It's five o'clock somehwere and tomorrow's a holiday.

xp also you work from home. Fucker.

I am going to make my day better by having fresh mozz & basil pizza for lunch.

i'm stalking this little guy. i'll see him in hours! MERE HOURS!!!!

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you can't understand how excited i am.