stalking list, summer 2007

No. The groom is afraid of me, and requested that I be left off the invitation list.

xpost

For historical reference, plz to consult NB summer of love '06.

wow. xpost

Last summer blew.

Hooray for "not last summer" turn of events, srsly.

2x

you know, i can't say there has been any good summer of love action on my side, but at least there's been nothing BAD! last summer was some major crap.

Last summer10 months blew.

see i had FALL OF LOVE '06. i was behind the curve by like three months.

Back on topic: who should be on my stalking list?

- iranian hot dog vendor, corner of 53rd and broadway
- jerry stiller
- our nation's firefighters
- that dishy strongo hulkington

yeah i don't have any stalkees either

Noize should have it's own version of Secret Santa, but with creepy phone calls instead of inexpensive gifts.

And if I'd gotten more than 4 hrs' sleep the night before, I'd have had a third drink...but alas

dorothy parker to thread, regarding 3 martinis.

Maybe Andy Dick. He'd probably invite you back to his place to do coke.

never been stalked ;_;

I propose:

-drummer from A@ (at Cakeshop on Sun, any takers?)
-post-DC seat-mate, lost to the mists of time & hangoverness, alas
-?

* cute girl who works at jerry's tacos
* cute girl who works at mediterranean triangle
* cute girls who work at auntie em's

what does it say about me that all of my stalking candidates are food service employees

- any woman who would actually put up with me

it says you're needy

http://bsiderecordshop.com/oscommerce/images/DCHILDCATER2U.JPG

also fat

what about women who would put up with you up to the point of stalking. PARADOX

all attention is good attention

Especially where 'attention' means buying me drinks.

^^^ qft

-drummer from A@ (at Cakeshop on Sun, any takers?)

^ yes

what about women who would put up with you up to the point of stalking.

Actually, the only way I can put up with stalkers is if they buy me drinks/get me stoned. Otherwise I have to play pinball and ignore them long enough to where they get the point.

I imagine you attract lots of stalkers Michael.

Blind cretins, for the most part, alas, and people of highly suspect taste.

haha

Delicious delicious dirty martinis were the order of the evening for me.

That could easily be the order of the late morning for me today.

yeah i'm about ready to uncork the rye again

tho it is early afternoon on this coast

also i'm an alcoholic

It's five o'clock somehwere and tomorrow's a holiday.

xp also you work from home. Fucker.

I am going to make my day better by having fresh mozz & basil pizza for lunch.

i'm stalking this little guy. i'll see him in hours! MERE HOURS!!!!

http://lh3.google.com/kevin.rys/RoqDTslal7I/AAAAAAAAAGM/hFs4a88E7TU/s800/lbj.jpg

you can't understand how excited i am.

He looks a little nervous. I'd try the subtle approach.

aw. ian is dogsitting and i am going to meet the pup in question later tonight :D

the sound of the camera makes him nervous. years and years ago, before we had a digital camera, all the pictures of him had him with his ears down. when the gears on the 35mm camera would ajust the lens he'd get nervous and put the ears down.

he's still the awesomest dog ever.

Four toes at left side of pic.

Crepey

Oh man, Linds, Bill is awesome but "pup" is not the word!!

that's towga's ex, optical illusion, i commented on it the first time i saw it too.

xp

that dog is AWESOME. also I think we all need to start stalking m. white

I have been for awhile. He just hasn't noticed. I'm that good.

i thought we already did

will these work?
http://a416.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00262/51/40/262990415_l.jpg

http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01081/46/74/1081794764_l.jpg

NB: You can stalk M White fairly effectively through Steve Shasta.