stalking list, summer 2007

also i'm an alcoholic

It's five o'clock somehwere and tomorrow's a holiday.

xp also you work from home. Fucker.

I am going to make my day better by having fresh mozz & basil pizza for lunch.

i'm stalking this little guy. i'll see him in hours! MERE HOURS!!!!

http://lh3.google.com/kevin.rys/RoqDTslal7I/AAAAAAAAAGM/hFs4a88E7TU/s800/lbj.jpg

you can't understand how excited i am.

He looks a little nervous. I'd try the subtle approach.

aw. ian is dogsitting and i am going to meet the pup in question later tonight :D

the sound of the camera makes him nervous. years and years ago, before we had a digital camera, all the pictures of him had him with his ears down. when the gears on the 35mm camera would ajust the lens he'd get nervous and put the ears down.

he's still the awesomest dog ever.

Four toes at left side of pic.

Crepey

Oh man, Linds, Bill is awesome but "pup" is not the word!!

that's towga's ex, optical illusion, i commented on it the first time i saw it too.

xp

that dog is AWESOME. also I think we all need to start stalking m. white

I have been for awhile. He just hasn't noticed. I'm that good.

i thought we already did

will these work?
http://a416.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00262/51/40/262990415_l.jpg

http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01081/46/74/1081794764_l.jpg

NB: You can stalk M White fairly effectively through Steve Shasta.

I am in a bad mood.

If it makes you feel any better, the only person I am actively flirting with at the moment lives in Seattle = I'm an idiot.

As I count it, that's at least three drinks. Keep 'em coming, folks.

the only person i wld stalk right now is the person who will drive me to new york for frees
i wld stalk the shit out of anyone who wld fly me there
(i bet i cld be a good stalker if i weren't so changeable/lazy)

the only person I am actively flirting

Wait, is there inactive flirting?

rrobyn, have you set out a stalking menu? What does one get for a balloon ride to New York? How about if they paddle you by canoe? Take you in full State Coach and eight horses? Dog cart? Rickshaw?

is laurel flirting with an IREr o_O

There is "would do but can't be bothered w/ possible fallout", I guess. As opposed to "wd do, and damn the consequences".

xp Ahahah no.

Does looking at lastfm every 15 minutes count as stalking?

I am in a bad mood.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 6:02 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

today things btween me and rebound girl were ... strained

crush girl = rebound girl btw

i want to move this whole thing to the braggin thread by the end of the month

state coach? i thought it was stage coach! maybe it is both
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but coach + 8 horses = bumpy ride but also = neat, so yes, wld stalk but not do hangups/heavybreathing

dog cart = google search

yacht ride = in yr neighbourhood knowing yr schedule taking pics from behind yr hedges

i feel creepy now

Guys we are becoming KtS right now :((((

Hahahah oh my god o_O

waht is kts

An enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a gusher.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/babies_crying.jpg

drunkhigh = anything but cryin rite now.

of course by 1am it will be gameover embarrassing txts to follow

guys ya gotta cio

the pain is really not all that delicious

i am not stalking anyone but i am going to chat up all these white girls at the party i'm about to go to

i hate to bump this thread but i think i missed my opportunity w rebound girl :( and she is blowing me off this weekend :(

stalking chipotle website. sending them emails requesting a store in des moines.

in the meantime, frequenting our local burrito chains

stalking craigslist no-fee apartment listings

healthcare jobs in CHI/NYC/PDX

(anyone know anyone???)

ugh, stupid hippie girl stop calling me from the roof looking into my living room

exboyfriend FROM THREE YEARS AGO called me three times between 2:30 and 3:30 the other night. wtf dude why do you even still have my number?

rw are you certified for nursing? friend does travel nursing = housing paid for and very nice pay/hours/etc.

alcohol quickens the memory

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this is why we delete ex's phone numbers immediately upon termination of relationship. unless they could be a future w33d hookup or something.

some exes I'd take a call from any time of the day.