stalking list, summer 2007

i am stalking how to eat lunch outside where it's not -45 degrees without getting further sunburned.

i think i'm gonna lose.

my boss is stalking me

i found out the other day that my much-hated boss lives two blocks from me on my street :(

i'm stalking how to have a very uncomfortable conversation with my one boss later and a much less uncomfortable conversation with my other boss after that

i think you guys are being too liberal with the definition of stalking

i mean go big or go home right

I was gonna say: you people! I am properly stalking but with not very good results.

Who? And what are some expected results of stalking?

yeah, i still need something/one to properly stalk!

"you should never go to them
let them come to you
just like i do
just like i do..."

- that dishy strongo hulkington?

-- Laurel, Monday, July 9, 2007 10:07 PM

It will be funnier if my real-life friends turn out to know the stalkee in person, though.

xp ahaha. Well, I could start....

i need prey!

that was more of a generalized suggestion to everyone xp

Evan, meet Jess. Jess, Evan.

'sup

Jess I am watching season 3 of the wire, do you have a cameo, y/n?

no, but i might have one in season 5

"man on corner of park ave."

"...eating hot dog with everything."

whoah there's 5 seasons already

stalking:

-- the Wire

season five forthcoming in 2008, filming now

i think i could discover some things based on:

park ave.
hot dog w/ everything
"man"
wire

"a fat ass who watches a lot of tv works on park ave. in baltimore"

that is not stalking. that is deduction. stalking takes those facts and finds out new things from them!

if you find out anything good, lemme know

now i feel crepey :(

"a fat ass who watches a lot of tv works on park ave. in baltimore"

aw, no, i was kidding

xpost lol lol lol

damn, rw is better at this than i am!
but i haven't actually started yet because i am "working".

i'm stalking this:

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/7833.jpg

maybe tomorrow. lunch. yes.

omg want

i've failed in most of my stalking endeavors so far

that is like all of the food???

STOP FAILING, JEEZ!
xpost

most of my stalking objects live in foreign lands O_o

...but not for long?

does this mean you are relocating, or you are kidnapping stalking objects??? cause that is like, dedicated stalking!

i get the job done

I semi-stalked a car w/ an operation ivy stick today. It was a couple tho :/

*stickerrr :\

cut it out, cut it out!

I like to see what pretty girls have on their iPods

I like stalking peoples lastfms.

Wait, did I say that upthread?

i get the job done

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:10 AM (Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:10 AM) Bookmark Link

a good work ethic is essential to good stalking.

now stalking: a wii

I always fucking end up single for the summer and all cranky when it's nice outside, then I end up in a relationship when it's cold out and there's nothing fun to do.

-- mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (4 months ago) Link

ugh, it's so true

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? BE IN A RELATIONSHIPH FOR HIBERNATION, IT IS THE BEST WAY. Shared body heat etc etc.

yes ma'am

mmmmmm yes blankets is toasty

See? I, on the other hand, keep having breakups in the fall & winter.