https://hyperallergic.com/486657/new-york-new-museum-of-the-dog
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 March 2019 12:35 (five years ago) link
you did a good thing, Karl, ignore those people <3
that said, when I was a teenager a skinny sad-eyed half-grown cat moved into our shed through the ill-fitting door. our cat didn't get on with it so letting it in the house didn't work out, but we made it a bed in the shed and fed it and put posters everywhere locally - and we lived in a small town with only one supermarket, pre-internet-shopping, so we thought surely the poster would get seen there. after 2 weeks we took it to the shelter and the next day the owners called, and got v cross because the shelter wouldn't give it back until they paid for a medical and neutering, and they said they couldn't afford it and we'd "stolen" their cat and they didn't want it neutered, and I felt bad for that situation
(but they also seemed needlessly aggro and not v interested in the cat and had a lot of noisy kids and a big noisy aggressive dog that we thought probably scared the cat away? and it seemed maybe red-flag-ish that they had gone two weeks without responding to posters on lamp-posts right on their street? so I was also glad that now the shelter was going to vet them and their house and we didn't have to make the decisions tbh. kitty was cute and young and would prob have been rehomed no problem.)
anyway that was a long rambling story, I forgot about that cat, but thank you Karl for doing a good thing *fistbumpemoji*
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
I moved, my new house is really lovely and there's a fenced-in backyard. Every time I let the dog out there for a period of time, she comes in smelling like burnt fur. Or mild skunk. I don't understand why.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 11 March 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link
she's smokin up back there bro, but it's hard to handle the lighter with no thumbs
― Dan I., Tuesday, 12 March 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link
Watch her. Its canine instinct to roll in animal shit/carcasses, to hide their own odor from prey.
― contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 03:20 (five years ago) link
I'd hang a Lucian Freud dog on my walls.
― contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 03:25 (five years ago) link
i love kratu so so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MB3WQKzsZk&feature=youtu.be
― macropuente (map), Friday, 15 March 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
https://youtu.be/4MB3WQKzsZk
https://i.imgur.com/9qHDjBY.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/HQVWq8q.jpg
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 04:14 (five years ago) link
uncanny
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/zco8Q7U.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 April 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link
Sigh
― nathom, Saturday, 20 April 2019 10:40 (five years ago) link
this is maybe the 10,232nd best video of this dog, but i just love finn the bat dog
Leaving the water cooler for the umpire then going to visit the fans. pic.twitter.com/PcbEbLiEr8— Finn The Bat Dog (@finnthebatdog) May 22, 2019
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 05:44 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/l1I2CkR.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link
mornin boo
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/7d851c2b56cbed6e4afa28724824fc39/tumblr_pwgpncnFiV1w7u8nmo1_1280.jpg
― Andy Jones, Earth-Born Angel of Love (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link
Murdy the Dawg! SOTY Contender? 🏆 pic.twitter.com/yEqOouXYcQ— Thrasher Magazine (@thrashermag) August 28, 2019
― devvvine, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:30 (five years ago) link
did you all see this farting dog?
This dog farting and pissing-off this cat makes me happy...😊😊 pic.twitter.com/IkWwWaIgLA— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 26, 2019
― i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link
board description obvs
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyLw7iYVlo8
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link
Really feeling that last guy's feelings,
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 15 September 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link
Here's the best thread to use in this trying time.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
DOGS <3
― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uETJJX2.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
http://www.mikeburger.com/td-simpsons-dog.jpg
― Evan, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
charming lil mutant
This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy pic.twitter.com/ge8B0KlLa3— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 13, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link
:)
― nxd, Friday, 15 November 2019 09:48 (four years ago) link
Your timeline is now blessed with the Flow Coma doges. pic.twitter.com/99mJTMG1R7— frozen reeds (@frozenreeds) December 11, 2019
― ingredience (map), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link
This dog dancing to Reggaeton is the best thing you’ll ever see today pic.twitter.com/hRojKOJ5iP— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) December 11, 2019
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link
yeeeeeees
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link
This has cheered me up! pic.twitter.com/4wZaslPbpj— Heather Rufus Countess of Midlandshire 🔶 (@gmai_sutton) December 28, 2019
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link
that's legit
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
but how is he at tetris
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 December 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
holy shit, i tracked down to the original account (@my_aussie_gal on instagram) and this one WILL cheer you up. holy shit:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Brvn7M4g-lQ/
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
seriously, this belongs on the next golden record that they send into space
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
the dog's name is secret. my heart has exploded
my_aussie_gal is the argument every dog lover has against feline social media influencers
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
i would trust this dog with my taxes
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link
wondering what he would charge to put together a low carb diet plan for me
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 December 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link
Evil Guide Dog has a cousin
this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy. pic.twitter.com/fGdiUbmw5o— kim. (@KimmyMonte) February 25, 2020
(which I was going to post to the Evil Guide Dog thread but then thought it was best preserved as a beautiful mausoleum; RIP Evil Guide Dog gifs)
― a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
Love that dude . He really is trying to help and just encourage his owner to ditch the walker
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link
it's better to post it here, nobody goes on sad evil guide dog thread!
i love this dog and would love to be their pal
xp
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
so glad to see this going around
― sleeve, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
that dog is america
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 27 February 2020 03:20 (four years ago) link
Except likeable.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 28 February 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link
UK sports broadcaster Andrew Cotter, commentating on domestic sports during the 'rona.
I was bored. pic.twitter.com/bVoC0hyNzC— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) March 27, 2020
Some sports are slower. More about the strategy. pic.twitter.com/JMBaGJ1tSd— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) April 9, 2020
― speaking moistly (Sanpaku), Friday, 10 April 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link
i heard a light knock on my door and went to answer it and it was my landlords’ dog bringing me a stick 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/mXwcOsXi9Z— alanna (@alanna) April 15, 2020
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 16 April 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link
do u like stick dad
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2zH7b2M5E0
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 17 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link