least favorite thread titles

OMG ade on that thread

FUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles) has been banned permanently.

"Masonic properly sonned dude, but I'm reposting to help thomp on his quest for 51."

i'm not even sure what this means

has ade really been banned? : /

most deserved temp ban of all time

actually i was neither banned nor yellowcarded for this exchange

140 BPM A++++++++++++ ONE MILLION

Was this ever a serious thread? I don't think so. I think it was a tedious and boring thread that Roz and I pretty much breathed some silly fun into.

I wouldn't be caught dead on an ILM dance thread. You geeks could suck the life out of a gabber track with your pointless tedious .xls spreadsheet genrefication and your "ooh, girls like it now, it's jumped the shark" homosocial buddy-buddy dickmunching.

If you'd stop listening to music you love because someone you didn't like got into it, well - clearly you didn't love it very much to start with. Now take it to your livejournal if you wanna just bitch.

― Dances With Psychedelic Owls (Masonic Boom), Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:13 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you could suck the life out of a gabber track by talking about how much you'd like to fuck the producer

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:15 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

google img search reveals the horrorist probably doesn't have a dirty / droney enough haircut for your dirty dronerock vadge though

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:18 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was that homosocial enough 4 u?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:19 AM Bookmark

which would probably have been deserved, i guess

The girls are out flaunting their Summer plumage but you're stuck inside, reading. What?

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

makes me think of some slappable french cad

The rolling downhill "ZAVVI are actually Discounting before closing FOREVER!!!", ahem, thread.

ok basically i hate mark grout threads

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

― dmr, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

-- dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (1 minute ago) Link

good call - hate this thread title

― and what, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:54 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Fopp thread might be in the running for most hated now that Haitch chimed in too

i dont usually chime in on stuff like this but yah seeing that thread title really grates for some reason

dude's thread titles are too clever by -1/2

YES! I hate the Fopp thread title so much that I've never even clicked on it to see what it's about. It just sounds too irritating.

agreed on fopp btw

do you guys get the reference? (which actually makes it more irritating)

i'm sure mark is a good guy, but "monsieur, with these X you are really spoiling us" is one of those ultra-dated "ironic" memes that people without senses of humour say to be funny.

like spelling cake rong

:P

pretty sure that's not a chris tarrant joke

"My client can kick a ball into a skip from quite far away" - English football off-season and transfer speculation thread 2009

is the Fopp thread related to that Resident Advisor thread with an annoying title?

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=74255#unread

The Cure Bloodflowers Poll (sorry, no fancy-schmancy, too-clever "POLLflowers" crap title for this one [except, you know, in parentheses])

eyup, it's that time of the year when TV shows young girls embracing each other...

"I used to be a celebrity, Get me in there! What kind of a crummy agent are you anyway??" ahem, 2009 Celebrity Jungle thread.

ahem

This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- 2009

always, year in year out. just fucking call it "2009 movies" or some shit

should be detritus shouldn't it

i think the first year it was a typo and now it's become a hallowed tradish

oh ok

The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

http://www.mishappenstance.com/storage/barf.jpg

Spoon - QUOTE Transference UNQUOTE

POLLVEMENT QUARANTINE THE POLL: SUMMER POLL (POLL VERSION)

My New Pink Button (aka Adventures in Genital Cosmetics)

Real Estate. Not Sunny Day. Just Real Estate.

massive attack : back! back!! back!!!

(could almost fit as a line in Movin' Out)

spirits/angels/ghosts/deities who watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate

I have issues with "P00P" mostly

too much slash going on there

I'm trying to pioneer the choose your own adventure style of thread titles, but you guys are all stuck in your ways

that's not ONE least favorite thread title, that's potentially SIXTEEN least favorite thread titles

PUBES [Started by yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V)

itt a poll of the famous album court & spark by joni mitchell

shit like this is the thread title equivalent of "forgiveness rock record" imo

# Are you a believer in mira-POLLs? Do you notice and recognize mira-POLLs? [Started by Doctor Casino in April 2010, last updated 2 hours ago by repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis) on I Love Music] 31 new answers POLL closes: May 01 (in 2 weeks)

demonstrates that stupid poll puns can beat the funny out of almost anything

yep

that miraPOLLS is displacing the original chorus in my mind, for better or worse (probably worse)

Yeah, I kinda knew that one sucked even as I typed it but there was just no way to match the simple elegance of the non-poll thread on the song.

kinda disappointed i only have like four threads in this thread

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

only bcuz i always think this is about the rapper

I WISH drake the rapper's fortune was to languish in obscurity, never once cracking the charts!